Current Events > Scenario: Hunter, Rinoa, Navi and Tails try to recuit you to save their worlds.

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You're at home one day, playing your favorite video game when suddenly portals start opening up around you. 4 to be exact.

Hunter, the humanoid Cheetah jumps out of one and in a soft voice goes "Hey pal! You've got to help me! Gnasty Gnorc and Ripto have teamed up! They've taken over Avalar and the Dragon Kingdoms and kidnapped Sparx. I need yo-"

Suddenly he's interupted by Rinoa leaping out of another portal who says "There's no time for that! A sorceress 10 times more powerful than Ultimecia is coming to take over the planet. She already killed Angelo and Zell. You have to come with me to stop her!"

Then there is a flicker of light as Navi enters from a 3rd portal and goes "Ganon has usurped Hyrule and is going to marry Princess Zelda against her wishes. We must use the wedding as an oppotunity to get him into the open and stop him. Saving the land and the princess."

Before you could spell your name, Miles 'Tails' Prowler comes flying out of the final portal, using his 2 tails to fly.... somehow . He screams "Robotnik's gotten all the chaos emeralds and become Super Eggman! He's turned Silver and Shadow into robots and they're beating the shit out of Sonic. Utterly torturing him. Sonic's forces need a new leader to rescue him and stop the robot army! Please we need you."

Now all 4 of them are looking at you expectantly. Time is running out for all of them.



You can only go in 1 one portal, or forget the whole enterprise.

How do you react?
What do you do?

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Is this Rinoa a hot chic? I'll go there and immediately die because lol at recruiting an Earthling.

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Let's be honest: Angelo was already half-dead from Rinoa firing him like a rail-guided dog bomb.

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Zell wouldnt die from a sorceress, but he'd def die if said sorceress erase all the hotdogs in that world.....

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What franchises are hunter and renoa from?

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Everyone always wants to fuck Link, so hopefully taking his place would get me Saria's Thong.

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Shotgunnova posted...

Let's be honest: Angelo was already half-dead from Rinoa firing him like a rail-guided dog bomb.

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All four of them sound like they'll just lead to your death rather quickly. Maybe Navi's route is doable depending on if it's an ambush and maybe Tails if all you have to do is lead and not fight.

Good luck directly fighting something stronger then Ultimecia.

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Quistis is my favorite FF waifu, so I'm going with Rinoa in hopes of hooking up with her.

Navi is the only one who sounds like she's got a plan, so I go with her. I'm not risking my life winging it with the others.

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I join Tails so I can betray him and join Dr. Eggman.

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Rinoa

I get a crash course in GF junctioning, get Uber stats with their stockpile of magic and save time.

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Do I get to fuck Rinoa?

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Hunter, then proceed to waste time wooing as the world falls to ruin.

yutterh posted...

What franchises are hunter and renoa from?

Spyro and Final Fantasy

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Ilishe posted...

Rinoa

I get a crash course in GF junctioning, get Uber stats with their stockpile of magic and save time.

Doesn't junctioning GFs give you brain damage?

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UnfairRepresent posted...

Doesn't junctioning GFs give you brain damage?

They mess with your memory somehow, which leads to the infamous "we're all from the same orphanage" twist.

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Navi

I don't see myself particularly successful with any of these, but if by some chance I do, hopefully I find something or other in Hyrule to rewind time to go back and help all 4.

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Shotgunnova posted...

They mess with your memory somehow, which leads to the infamous "we're all from the same orphanage" twist.

ugh
so so dumb

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