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CRON
07/15/21 1:00:35 PM
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https://www.steamdeck.com/en/



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Turbam
07/15/21 1:03:21 PM
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Seems neat

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Jeff AKA Snoopy
07/15/21 1:04:03 PM
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Hmmm, not a bad idea at all.

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Questionmarktarius
07/15/21 1:04:08 PM
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Beefy hardware, or just streaming bullshittery?
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Zikten
07/15/21 1:04:27 PM
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Itw probably only good for Action games and maybe rpgs
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Ivynn
07/15/21 1:04:43 PM
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Blue_Inigo
07/15/21 1:04:53 PM
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How powerful is it?

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Ushiromiya
07/15/21 1:05:08 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Beefy hardware, or just streaming bulls***tery?
Seems to be hardware

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voldothegr8
07/15/21 1:05:41 PM
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Button placement looks awful and uncomfortable, and the sticks aren't offsetting which sucked on Wii U.

This thing better be cheap or it'll fail.
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DirkDiggles
07/15/21 1:05:47 PM
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I bet it will cost $800.

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MixedRaceBaby
07/15/21 1:06:33 PM
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Finally

the Nintendo Switch Pro

thank you Gaben

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ApathyBear
07/15/21 1:06:51 PM
#12:


What the fuck

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Questionmarktarius
07/15/21 1:06:52 PM
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Ushiromiya posted...
Seems to be hardware
Ohshit
https://www.steamdeck.com/en/tech

Looks like it's time to finally become a "PC gamer".
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What_
07/15/21 1:07:22 PM
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Steam dick
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MixedRaceBaby
07/15/21 1:07:38 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
This thing better be cheap or it'll fail.
400 dollars for 64gb of storage lmao. up to 650 for 512gb

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theAteam
07/15/21 1:08:55 PM
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DirkDiggles posted...
I bet it will cost $800.

$399 for the lowest model going up to $650 for the highest, which basically gives you more and faster storage, a carrying case, and a nicer screen

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Smashingpmkns
07/15/21 1:09:09 PM
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$650 for 512gb is bad pricing imo.
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LordFarquad1312
07/15/21 1:09:16 PM
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Oof! Move the sticks towards the bottom, otherwise it looks uncomfortable AF!

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hyperpowder
07/15/21 1:09:32 PM
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Day 1

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Shezarr
07/15/21 1:09:40 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
sticks aren't offsetting which sucked on Wii U.


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Jiek_Fafn
07/15/21 1:09:59 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
Button placement looks awful and uncomfortable, and the sticks aren't offsetting which sucked on Wii U.
This
The grip placement makes me think im supposed to hold it close to the bottom but the button placement makes me think I should hold it near the top. I need pictures of it in someone's hands.


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YookaLaylee
07/15/21 1:10:02 PM
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Why are the buttons so high up?
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Jagr_68
07/15/21 1:11:51 PM
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Wow fuck the Switch, this is amazing!!!

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Questionmarktarius
07/15/21 1:12:57 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
Wow fuck the Switch
Good luck playing Mario on this thing, unless the OS is "open".

Huh. If I can sideload old DOS games, this may be the greatest thing ever.
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Tyranthraxus
07/15/21 1:14:26 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Good luck playing Mario on this thing, unless the OS is "open".

Huh. If I can sideload old DOS games, this may be the greatest thing ever.
It's gonna be SteamOS most likely so yeah you can AARRRRRRRR

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voldothegr8
07/15/21 1:15:26 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...

This
The grip placement makes me think im supposed to hold it close to the bottom but the button placement makes me think I should hold it near the top. I need pictures of it in someone's hands.


There's a video on IGN already of a guy playing it, and as he shills "controls not bad" his hands look cramped af.

https://www.ign.com/articles/steam-deck-hands-on-impressions-details-valve-handheld-gaming-pc
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TwoDoorPC
07/15/21 1:15:26 PM
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the battery on that is probably going to last 30 mins, or cook your hands.

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Fossil
07/15/21 1:17:01 PM
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256GB NVMe average cost is $30-60
512GB NVMe average cost is $60-150

But hey, let's upcharge 2-3 times that.
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Damn_Underscore
07/15/21 1:17:07 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
the sticks aren't offsetting which sucked on Wii U.

Xbox controller alignment sucks for 2D games.


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Crescente
07/15/21 1:17:31 PM
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Holy...shit, this actually looks good
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voldothegr8
07/15/21 1:17:59 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...

Good luck playing Mario on this thing, unless the OS is "open".

Huh. If I can sideload old DOS games, this may be the greatest thing ever.

According the the hands on video you can load any OS you want and even get rid of Steam OS. Not sure how that works with drivers and all that and it sounds too good to be true, but we'll see.
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cloudrivera
07/15/21 1:18:05 PM
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There's also a dock.

This is the Switch Pro lol

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Questionmarktarius
07/15/21 1:19:41 PM
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I wonder if I can stick LibreOffice, GIMP, and Filezilla on this, and write it off as a "work expense"...

voldothegr8 posted...
There's a video on IGN already of a guy playing it, and as he shills "controls not bad" his hands look cramped af.

https://www.ign.com/articles/steam-deck-hands-on-impressions-details-valve-handheld-gaming-pc


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EmbraceOfDeath
07/15/21 1:21:24 PM
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64GB for the lowest model? That's way too low for PC games.

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Dark_SilverX
07/15/21 1:21:55 PM
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Nintendo doesnt disappoint.

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Rexdragon125
07/15/21 1:22:24 PM
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Huh, too bad they didn't put a stronger dedicated GPU in the dock.
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Jagr_68
07/15/21 1:23:56 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Good luck playing Mario on this thing, unless the OS is "open".

Huh. If I can sideload old DOS games, this may be the greatest thing ever.

Lol Mario, there's hundreds of AAA or indie platformers with equal or superior gameplay gimmicks as any Nintendo game. It's time to move on from this mindset.

But yeah seriously it's Valve who are veryyyyyy generous with open source "contributions" as long as you use their shit, even moreso if you give them nearly $700 for a fully loaded 4K handheld so not only are they targeting the Switch crowd, it's also a Stone Cold Stunner towards Epic Games.

Personally I'd hate to play something like Tropico or Total War without a mouse though.

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Blue_Inigo
07/15/21 1:25:19 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
Lol Mario, there's hundreds of AAA or indie platformers with equal or superior gameplay gimmicks as any Nintendo game.
Nope

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matteus70
07/15/21 1:25:46 PM
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When trying to run Flight Sim 2020 it'll turn into a very expensive hand grenade.

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Jagr_68
07/15/21 1:26:10 PM
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matteus70 posted...
When trying to run Flight Sim 2020 it'll turn into a very expensive hand grenade.

LOL

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SuperShake666
07/15/21 1:26:19 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
I wonder if I can stick LibreOffice, GIMP, and Filezilla on this, and write it off as a "work expense"...

As someone with big hands that looks like a fucking nightmare.

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Questionmarktarius
07/15/21 1:26:32 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
Personally I'd hate to play something like Tropico or Total War without a mouse though.
I wonder how good the touchpads are.
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NeonOctopus
07/15/21 1:28:01 PM
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TetsuoS2
07/15/21 1:28:02 PM
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Don't expect much from it, other than being significantly better in performance than a Switch, it's still a 15W APU.

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The Popo
07/15/21 1:28:10 PM
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Looks neat as a concept, but yeah, the button placement right on the edge of the controller is horrible.

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theAteam
07/15/21 1:30:22 PM
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I'm pretty intrigued tbh. You don't get pigeon-holed like you do with other handhelds where a new console comes out and you're screwed because it uses a different cartridge or whatever (jailbreaking notwithstanding). There will be new games on Steam that this thing will be able to play because not every new game on Steam pushes the limit on performance.

But having a Steam controller has made me wary about the controls, especially the trackpad. I'd have to see someone play Civ or some other mouse intensive game with the pads.

You have to get the mid-level model at a minimum with that kind of storage though.

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Questionmarktarius
07/15/21 1:31:41 PM
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theAteam posted...
I'd have to see someone play Civ or some other mouse intensive game with the pads.
It's time for trackballs to make a return.
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Blue_Inigo
07/15/21 1:32:16 PM
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64GB for the 399 version? Dead on arrival. That can fit maybe one AAA game lol. Half of some.

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crazygamer21
07/15/21 1:32:18 PM
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so 650 + tip for a 720p LCD screen with 512gb of storage space out of the box with bad button placement. I think I'll pass lol

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Collat
07/15/21 1:32:36 PM
#51:


I hate the button placement. They are all at the top of the thing.
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