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lww99
07/16/21 8:00:47 AM
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The Trent
07/16/21 8:01:10 AM
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escort services

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lww99
07/16/21 8:02:23 AM
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DaveTheUseless
07/16/21 8:04:09 AM
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living in cleveland and having student loan debt to work as a security officer at a jo-ann fabrics

that is depressing on all counts

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lww99
07/16/21 8:05:26 AM
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DaveTheUseless posted...
living in cleveland and having student loan debt to work as a security officer at a jo-ann fabrics

that is depressing on all counts



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KnightofShikari
07/16/21 8:06:06 AM
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fun times in cleveland!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysmLA5TqbIY

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Xethuminra
07/16/21 8:06:29 AM
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Its a warding.

You can apply anyway.
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ultimate reaver
07/16/21 8:07:12 AM
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how much would that shit even pay lol

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Xethuminra
07/16/21 8:07:57 AM
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15-25 probably
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RaulJenkins
07/16/21 8:09:12 AM
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I have a BA in Security Studies with a minor in Specialized Securing. This is the perfect job for me

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lww99
07/16/21 8:12:41 AM
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Its a little too far for me, unless they were gonna offer like 40k

but just had to laugh at that requirement

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DaveTheUseless
07/16/21 8:16:57 AM
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i used to have midwestern dreams, but not for the cities (wanted to get lost in some town somewhere, and i didn't realize you could do that in any state in the country)

instinctively i'm more adverse to Detroit than I am Cleveland, for what it's worth

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lww99
07/16/21 8:18:11 AM
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I grew up here, and would probably only leave for somewhere like CO lol

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DaveTheUseless
07/16/21 8:18:30 AM
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or LA so you can play basketball w/ your son someday

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lww99
07/16/21 8:23:51 AM
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I probably do have a kid or two running around smh

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DaveTheUseless
07/16/21 8:26:32 AM
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how Cleveland

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littlebro07
07/16/21 8:34:18 AM
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Job requirements are so dumb

Entry level position:
Requires bachelors degree and 2 years of experience
$10/hr

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Shezarr
07/16/21 8:35:17 AM
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littlebro07 posted...
Job requirements are so dumb

Entry level position:
Requires bachelors degree and 2 years of experience
$10/hr
Theres a screenshot somewhere online of a job that wanted 10 years of experience with a software program that had only existed for 5 years

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Jiek_Fafn
07/16/21 8:35:31 AM
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I'm hiring in the area rn for entry level data entry. There's actually a ton of folks with degrees here trying to get into basically anywhere. The majority im bringing in are Tri-C graduates but I've also got a girl with a Masters coming in to make $15/hr. It's fucking nuts atm.

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lww99
07/16/21 8:37:39 AM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
I'm hiring in the area rn for entry level data entry. There's actually a ton of folks with degrees here trying to get into basically anywhere. The majority im bringing in are Tri-C graduates but I've also got a girl with a Masters coming in to make $15/hr. It's fucking nuts atm.

thats fucking insane!

yeah it seems most stuff around here pays $14-$17, regardless of the position.

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DuneMan
07/16/21 8:38:15 AM
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littlebro07 posted...
Job requirements are so dumb

Entry level position:
Requires bachelors degree and 2 years of experience
$10/hr
If you translate job requirements most turn out to be some form of:
  • The ideal candidate will have 10+ years of experience doing this exact job, 24/7 on-call availability, and be willing to work for 1/2 of the pay they received at their previous job.

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Unsugarized_Foo
07/16/21 8:40:09 AM
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They're banking on you being a soy boy and avoiding conflict

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DaveTheUseless
07/16/21 8:40:29 AM
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i actually applied to teach at Tri-C at one point but ended up withdrawing the application (would have re-applied later if the job was available again)

tbh this job market shit is a big reason why i'm thrilled to be in the career i'm in. i just spent 2 years interviewing for 17 jobs at 16 schools, but i'm never going to have to do this shit ever again

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TetsuoS2
07/16/21 8:41:37 AM
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10 years experience with excel 2025

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lww99
07/16/21 8:43:34 AM
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DaveTheUseless posted...
i actually applied to teach at Tri-C at one point but ended up withdrawing the application (would have re-applied later if the job was available again)

tbh this job market shit is a big reason why i'm thrilled to be in the career i'm in. i just spent 2 years interviewing for 17 jobs at 16 schools, but i'm never going to have to do this shit ever again

Jiek_Fafn posted...
I'm hiring in the area rn for entry level data entry. There's actually a ton of folks with degrees here trying to get into basically anywhere. The majority im bringing in are Tri-C graduates but I've also got a girl with a Masters coming in to make $15/hr. It's fucking nuts atm.

Us Cleveland folk should grab a beer sometime, when its acceptable to do so!


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Jiek_Fafn
07/16/21 8:45:37 AM
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lww99 posted...
Us Cleveland folk should grab a beer sometime, when its acceptable to do so!
I'd be up for that. I try to tag us as it comes up. There's like 5 of us around CE that im aware of.

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DaveTheUseless
07/16/21 9:01:31 AM
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Believeland

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lww99
07/16/21 9:02:46 AM
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I still have to take a selfie next to the sign smh

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littlebro07
07/16/21 1:04:30 PM
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I just got hired for a position that requires a bachelors degree and I just have a diploma lol

$47k a year and work from home fuck yeah

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Questionmarktarius
07/16/21 1:07:15 PM
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The whole point of this is discouraging the "face tattoo" crowd.
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Shezarr
07/16/21 1:08:12 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
The whole point of this is discouraging the "face tattoo" crowd.
As we know, you cant get a degree with tattoos

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lww99
07/16/21 1:16:19 PM
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Guess it cant hurt to throw an application in lol. Like I said earlier, Id need like 40k to make the drive worth it.

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eston
07/16/21 1:17:38 PM
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DestroyedDog
07/16/21 1:20:41 PM
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KnightofShikari posted...
fun times in cleveland!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysmLA5TqbIY
lol

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JE19426
07/16/21 1:24:36 PM
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Shezarr posted...
Theres a screenshot somewhere online of a job that wanted 10 years of experience with a software program that had only existed for 5 years

Isn't the point of that immigration fraud? Like "see no locals have the qualifications we need, but these foreigners that will work for peanuts totally do"? I don't know if that's how it works but it's what I heard and it's the only logical reason I can think of for it to happen.
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Jiggy101011
07/16/21 1:29:04 PM
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It's got a ? Next to it so it isn't a requirement.

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lww99
07/16/21 1:33:31 PM
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Jiggy101011 posted...
It's got a ? Next to it so it isn't a requirement.

its a different color for maybes

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