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g980 07/16/21 8:11:47 AM #1:	Whats a nice way to say "this isnt salvageable" --- These old bones live to learn her wanton ways: (I measure time by how a body sways). <cite>g980 posted [p:956137632] in "Can ... [t:79567176]...</cite> <quote>Whats a nice way to say "this isnt salvageable"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/16/21 8:13:54 AM #2:	"I'm sorry but this isnt salvageable"? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:956137663] in "Can ... [t:79567176]...</cite> <quote>"I'm sorry but this isnt salvageable"? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Squall28 07/16/21 8:15:11 AM #3:	Say this isn't salvageable in a joking tone. --- You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending. -Misattributed to CS Lewis <cite>Squall28 posted [p:956137684] in "Can ... [t:79567176]...</cite> <quote>Say this isn't salvageable in a joking tone. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Error1355 07/16/21 8:20:45 AM #4:	Print out the code, pour lighter fluid on it, and light it. Bonus points if the entire office burns down. --- Welcome home, shed your skin and expose your bones. Take my hand, follow us into the black so far that we can't get back. <cite>Error1355 posted [p:956137768] in "Can ... [t:79567176]...</cite> <quote>Print out the code, pour lighter fluid on it, and light it. Bonus points if the entire office burns down. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Were_Wyrm 07/16/21 8:41:58 AM #5:	"Let me show you how to fix this" Ctrl+a Delete "There you go" --- I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom https://imgur.com/FKDXbHs <cite>Were_Wyrm posted [p:956138161] in "Can ... [t:79567176]...</cite> <quote>"Let me show you how to fix this" Ctrl+a Delete "There you go" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Umbreon 07/16/21 8:43:55 AM #6:	"Can I fix this?!" "No, it's fucked." --- Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile) 12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached. <cite>Umbreon posted [p:956138196] in "Can ... [t:79567176]...</cite> <quote>"Can I fix this?!" "No, it's fucked." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rexdragon125 07/16/21 8:49:26 AM #7:	It's disheartening how many people in the coding profession just can't <cite>Rexdragon125 posted [p:956138289] in "Can ... [t:79567176]...</cite> <quote>It's disheartening how many people in the coding profession just can't </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
g980 07/16/21 9:33:31 AM #8:	Rexdragon125 posted... It's disheartening how many people in the coding profession just can't Tbf this isnt a software engineer Its one of our phd types who "knows python" Basic stuff like not importing any of the libraries hes trying to use Referencing variables that dont exist Creating a request body to an API that is just a wishlist and has nothing to do with the documented interface --- These old bones live to learn her wanton ways: (I measure time by how a body sways). <cite>g980 posted [p:956139249] in "Can ... [t:79567176]...</cite> <quote>Rexdragon125 posted...</cite> <quote>It's disheartening how many people in the coding profession just can't </quote> Tbf this isnt a software engineer Its one of our phd types who "knows python" Basic stuff like not importing any of the libraries hes trying to use Referencing variables that dont exist Creating a request body to an API that is just a wishlist and has nothing to do with the documented interface</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 07/16/21 10:25:49 AM #9:	"This is just the lyrics to Stairway to Heaven" <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:956140568] in "Can ... [t:79567176]...</cite> <quote>"This is just the lyrics to Stairway to Heaven" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jabodie 07/16/21 10:34:02 AM #10:	g980 posted... Tbf this isnt a software engineer Its one of our phd types who "knows python" Basic stuff like not importing any of the libraries hes trying to use Referencing variables that dont exist Creating a request body to an API that is just a wishlist and has nothing to do with the documented interface You would think he had gone through some simple exercises before claiming he knows python. For now I am just a MATLAB cuck --- <insert sig here> <cite>Jabodie posted [p:956140798] in "Can ... [t:79567176]...</cite> <quote>g980 posted... </cite> <quote>Tbf this isnt a software engineer Its one of our phd types who "knows python" Basic stuff like not importing any of the libraries hes trying to use Referencing variables that dont exist Creating a request body to an API that is just a wishlist and has nothing to do with the documented interface</quote>You would think he had gone through some simple exercises before claiming he knows python. For now I am just a MATLAB cuck </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MutantJohn 07/16/21 10:36:12 AM #11:	Some people like to program because they just wanna make computers do things. They don't have to care about coding as its own discipline. It's just a means to an end. --- "Oh, my mother; oh, my friends, ask the angels, will I ever see heaven again?" - Laura Marling <cite>MutantJohn posted [p:956140853] in "Can ... [t:79567176]...</cite> <quote>Some people like to program because they just wanna make computers do things. They don't have to care about coding as its own discipline. It's just a means to an end. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 07/16/21 10:39:26 AM #12:	MutantJohn posted... They don't have to care about coding as its own discipline. Singleton programs don't really need discipline. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:956140940] in "Can ... [t:79567176]...</cite> <quote>MutantJohn posted... </cite> <quote>They don't have to care about coding as its own discipline.</quote>Singleton programs don't really need discipline. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BuckVanHammer 07/16/21 10:39:35 AM #13:	I wouldnt worry about being nice if its an honest attempt to learn. would probably send some examples if I had anything close to what he's trying to do. --- Minimal, yet feature rich. https://imgur.com/bphehs8 <cite>BuckVanHammer posted [p:956140946] in "Can ... [t:79567176]...</cite> <quote>I wouldnt worry about being nice if its an honest attempt to learn. would probably send some examples if I had anything close to what he's trying to do. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
g980 07/16/21 11:04:07 AM #14:	MutantJohn posted... Some people like to program because they just wanna make computers do things. They don't have to care about coding as its own discipline. It's just a means to an end. And thats a totally valid way to live. You can solve a lot of problems without knowing anything about OOP or unit testing or algorithms etc Mostly i blame jupyter notebooks. People never get to learn how to debug. That skill is too critical. Also disclaimer: i am not a SWE. I code to be better at my job, but it isnt my job. --- These old bones live to learn her wanton ways: (I measure time by how a body sways). <cite>g980 posted [p:956141647] in "Can ... [t:79567176]...</cite> <quote>MutantJohn posted...</cite> <quote>Some people like to program because they just wanna make computers do things. They don't have to care about coding as its own discipline. It's just a means to an end. </quote> And thats a totally valid way to live. You can solve a lot of problems without knowing anything about OOP or unit testing or algorithms etc Mostly i blame jupyter notebooks. People never get to learn how to debug. That skill is too critical. Also disclaimer: i am not a SWE. I code to be better at my job, but it isnt my job.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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