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UnfairRepresent 07/16/21 11:40:42 AM #1:	You're walking along one day when suddenly you hear a girl scream "Ahhh! No! Stop! Napoleon! COME BACK! NAPOLLLEEEOON!" Then you turn around and see a large dog pelting right towards you at incredible speeds. There's a girl in back, chasing after him and screaming but its futile. The dog is so much faster. It clearly saw you, suddenly jerked forward and yanked the leash out of her hand. Now its coming right at you. Only moments away. How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:956142693] in Your react... [t:79567412]...</cite> <quote>You're walking along one day when suddenly you hear a girl scream "Ahhh! No! Stop! Napoleon! COME BACK! NAPOLLLEEEOON!" Then you turn around and see a large dog pelting right towards you at incredible speeds. There's a girl in back, chasing after him and screaming but its futile. The dog is so much faster. It clearly saw you, suddenly jerked forward and yanked the leash out of her hand. Now its coming right at you. Only moments away. How do you react? What do you do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 07/16/21 11:41:48 AM #2:	Based off that picture I kneel down and say "hi puppers!" --- "Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:956142728] in Your react... [t:79567412]...</cite> <quote>Based off that picture I kneel down and say "hi puppers!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mareen 07/16/21 11:41:55 AM #3:	Stand my ground, looking the charging dog in the eyes. --- https://youtu.be/63yn8aCxO84 https://youtu.be/aYHzV2Y9UgY https://youtu.be/k-COG4YTn6M <cite>Mareen posted [p:956142734] in Your react... [t:79567412]...</cite> <quote>Stand my ground, looking the charging dog in the eyes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 07/16/21 11:42:53 AM #4:	Mount it! --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:956142771] in Your react... [t:79567412]...</cite> <quote>Mount it! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 07/16/21 11:45:12 AM #5:	i pet it --- https://imgur.com/286sD4e http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html <cite>Choco posted [p:956142833] in Your react... [t:79567412]...</cite> <quote>i pet it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lww99 07/16/21 11:45:40 AM #6:	CanuckCowboy posted... Based off that picture I kneel down and say "hi puppers!" --- http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h239/nhottbarbwire/owningroad_zps2333f502.gif <cite>lww99 posted [p:956142851] in Your react... [t:79567412]...</cite> <quote>CanuckCowboy posted... </cite> <quote>Based off that picture I kneel down and say "hi puppers!"</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/16/21 12:40:19 PM #7:	R1masher posted... Mount it :/ --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:956144403] in Your react... [t:79567412]...</cite> <quote> R1masher posted... </cite> <quote>Mount it</quote> :/ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Criminalt 07/16/21 5:09:18 PM #8:	Bombdog! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nvfQw8UCDE --- Dead silence rising <cite>Criminalt posted [p:956153043] in Your react... [t:79567412]...</cite> <quote>Bombdog! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nvfQw8UCDE </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 07/16/21 5:17:02 PM #9:	I know this scenario. I lived it. I get into my battle stance and deftly dodge the vicious assault as I make my way into incoming traffic. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:956153259] in Your react... [t:79567412]...</cite> <quote>I know this scenario. I lived it. I get into my battle stance and deftly dodge the vicious assault as I make my way into incoming traffic. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lairen 07/16/21 5:18:52 PM #10:	Throw my master ball at it..... --- When it rains, it pours. <cite>Lairen posted [p:956153318] in Your react... [t:79567412]...</cite> <quote>Throw my master ball at it..... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Relient_K 07/16/21 5:19:23 PM #11:	Running away from even a friendly dog might provoke it. I think your best bet is it try to appear friendly and keep calm. Might just be screwed though. --- We all ate the biscuits, Fighter. We can all see through time. [ER] <cite>Relient_K posted [p:956153341] in Your react... [t:79567412]...</cite> <quote>Running away from even a friendly dog might provoke it. I think your best bet is it try to appear friendly and keep calm. Might just be screwed though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Spidey5 07/16/21 5:36:40 PM #12:	pulls out red cloth Toro! --- https://imgur.com/wfUGrp5 https://imgur.com/Sus70Yp https://imgur.com/3Alq6H7 https://imgur.com/cjVX1u8 <cite>Spidey5 posted [p:956153850] in Your react... [t:79567412]...</cite> <quote>pulls out red cloth Toro!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Feline_Heart 07/16/21 5:38:04 PM #13:	If he looks friendly then I start petting him. If he seems aggressive then I start barking at him loudly and hope that he backs down --- Pickles the Drummer, doodily doo, dingdong doodlily doodily doo <cite>Feline_Heart posted [p:956153892] in Your react... [t:79567412]...</cite> <quote>If he looks friendly then I start petting him. If he seems aggressive then I start barking at him loudly and hope that he backs down </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xavier_On_High 07/16/21 5:42:16 PM #14:	In this scenario I am walking back home from food shopping, so I reach into my bag, take out the bottle of olive oil, and pour it on the floor in front of me. Then at the last moment I sidestep and watch the dog slide and spin on the oil slick, past me, and under the wheels of a nearby ride-on mower. --- http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltnafhjcUz1qmxswbo1_500.gif <cite>Xavier_On_High posted [p:956154004] in Your react... [t:79567412]...</cite> <quote>In this scenario I am walking back home from food shopping, so I reach into my bag, take out the bottle of olive oil, and pour it on the floor in front of me. Then at the last moment I sidestep and watch the dog slide and spin on the oil slick, past me, and under the wheels of a nearby ride-on mower. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordFarquad1312 07/16/21 5:48:18 PM #15:	Probably wants some pets, so I acquiesce. --- El sexo sucio y el planeta limpio. "If you are tired of fear from links... Let Kirby's Nightmare protect you." <cite>LordFarquad1312 posted [p:956154189] in Your react... [t:79567412]...</cite> <quote>Probably wants some pets, so I acquiesce. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 07/16/21 5:48:23 PM #16:	Me, I probably put my hands up in front of my chest and try to back off way too slowly until I get jumped on. (I imagine this is a question on the police entrance exam and the answer they're looking for is "shoot it.") --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:956154191] in Your react... [t:79567412]...</cite> <quote>Me, I probably put my hands up in front of my chest and try to back off way too slowly until I get jumped on. (I imagine this is a question on the police entrance exam and the answer they're looking for is "shoot it.") </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
David1988 07/16/21 6:17:17 PM #17:	If the dog is a pitbull then I take the split second to make peace with my life --- Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. <cite>David1988 posted [p:956155131] in Your react... [t:79567412]...</cite> <quote>If the dog is a pitbull then I take the split second to make peace with my life </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
troll_swag 07/16/21 6:21:06 PM #18:	I run towards the dog and assert my dominance --- This post now contains 300% more swag, and a 500% increase in trolling. You're welcome. <cite>troll_swag posted [p:956155263] in Your react... [t:79567412]...</cite> <quote>I run towards the dog and assert my dominance </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 07/16/21 6:23:50 PM #19:	I roll over and show the dog my stomach. --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:956155341] in Your react... [t:79567412]...</cite> <quote>I roll over and show the dog my stomach. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/16/21 7:08:16 PM #20:	troll_swag posted... I run towards the dog and assert my dominance Lost_All_Senses posted... I roll over and show the dog my stomach. Interesting set of strategies --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:956156676] in Your react... [t:79567412]...</cite> <quote>troll_swag posted... </cite> <quote>I run towards the dog and assert my dominance</quote> Lost_All_Senses posted... </cite> <quote>I roll over and show the dog my stomach.</quote>Interesting set of strategies </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirkDiggles 07/16/21 7:11:05 PM #21:	Perfect opportunity by using a Pit Bull pic. Shame TC! --- Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy <cite>DirkDiggles posted [p:956156753] in Your react... [t:79567412]...</cite> <quote>Perfect opportunity by using a Pit Bull pic. Shame TC! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 07/16/21 7:13:14 PM #22:	Knock up into an aerial combo Dogs are notorious for having little defensive skills in the air --- PSN: Jiek <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:956156812] in Your react... [t:79567412]...</cite> <quote>Knock up into an aerial combo Dogs are notorious for having little defensive skills in the air </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dorfmann_ 07/16/21 7:14:36 PM #23:	Spear > Jackhammer <cite>Dorfmann_ posted [p:956156856] in Your react... [t:79567412]...</cite> <quote>Spear > Jackhammer </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordFarquad1312 07/16/21 7:19:00 PM #24:	troll_swag posted... I run towards the dog and assert my dominance --- El sexo sucio y el planeta limpio. "If you are tired of fear from links... Let Kirby's Nightmare protect you." <cite>LordFarquad1312 posted [p:956156964] in Your react... [t:79567412]...</cite> <quote>troll_swag posted... </cite> <quote>I run towards the dog and assert my dominance</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apocalyptic_4 07/16/21 7:20:47 PM #25:	I'm running for the nearest tall object to vault over --- XBL: Mrpicardbottoms PSN: Bosh369 <cite>apocalyptic_4 posted [p:956157015] in Your react... [t:79567412]...</cite> <quote>I'm running for the nearest tall object to vault over </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/17/21 9:09:19 AM #26:	Jiek_Fafn posted... Knock up into an aerial combo Dogs are notorious for having little defensive skills in the air :/ --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:956172651] in Your react... [t:79567412]...</cite> <quote>Jiek_Fafn posted... </cite> <quote>Knock up into an aerial combo Dogs are notorious for having little defensive skills in the air</quote>:/ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PMarth2002 07/17/21 9:14:25 AM #27:	I'd probably freeze up, especially if its barking while its running at me. I've got a mild phobia towards dogs. --- They have taken untold millions that they never toiled to earn But without our brain and muscle not a single wheel can turn <cite>PMarth2002 posted [p:956172735] in Your react... [t:79567412]...</cite> <quote>I'd probably freeze up, especially if its barking while its running at me. I've got a mild phobia towards dogs. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Looked gf 07/17/21 9:19:28 AM #28:	Its not a pitbull so I get down and pet it :3 --- https://gfycat.com/chillynearfiddlercrab.gif <cite>Looked gf posted [p:956172809] in Your react... [t:79567412]...</cite> <quote>Its not a pitbull so I get down and pet it :3 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 07/17/21 9:20:51 AM #29:	You know, I had a dream about this last night. Dog bit me once and I tolerated it. It bit me again and I threw it through a wire fence. <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:956172840] in Your react... [t:79567412]...</cite> <quote>You know, I had a dream about this last night. Dog bit me once and I tolerated it. It bit me again and I threw it through a wire fence. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jpenny2 07/17/21 9:37:15 AM #30:	The dog is probably a Normal type, so I would use Mach Punch to hit it before it could attack me. --- Fren Code: 2767-3374-3343 \|\| IGN: Penny \|\| TSV: 3067 \|\| Sig NFT I hate sarcasm. I'm also not too fond of irony. \| Permanently banned <cite>jpenny2 posted [p:956173171] in Your react... [t:79567412]...</cite> <quote>The dog is probably a Normal type, so I would use Mach Punch to hit it before it could attack me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 07/17/21 9:40:20 AM #31:	had this happen literally yesterday while walking my dog. great big pitbull. all he wanted was headpats. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:956173239] in Your react... [t:79567412]...</cite> <quote>had this happen literally yesterday while walking my dog. great big pitbull. all he wanted was headpats. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/17/21 5:40:41 PM #32:	Looked gf posted... Its not a pitbull so I get down and pet it :3 monkmith posted... had this happen literally yesterday while walking my dog. great big pitbull. all he wanted was headpats. hmmm --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:956185736] in Your react... [t:79567412]...</cite> <quote>Looked gf posted... </cite> <quote>Its not a pitbull so I get down and pet it :3</quote> monkmith posted... </cite> <quote>had this happen literally yesterday while walking my dog. great big pitbull. all he wanted was headpats.</quote>hmmm </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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