Current Events > Celery is the worst vegetable. By a country fuckin mile

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Smackems
07/23/21 7:28:22 PM
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Fight me

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07/23/21 7:28:33 PM
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Kale

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Umbreon
07/23/21 7:28:59 PM
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False, since it's great with peanut butter.


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RedJackson
07/23/21 7:29:21 PM
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Its okay with peanut butter >_>

or ranch, not something I would go out seeking though

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DepreceV2
07/23/21 7:30:01 PM
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Umbreon posted...
False, since it's great with peanut butter.

Is it great because of the vegetable or is it because of the Peanut Butter?

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ProfDE
07/23/21 7:30:19 PM
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I absolutely hate broccoli and don't like leafy vegetables in general.

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pogo_rabid
07/23/21 7:30:27 PM
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Umbreon posted...
False, since it's great with peanut butter.
lolno

the peanut butter goes away in like 3 seconds while the shit ass celery just stays

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Umbreon
07/23/21 7:31:08 PM
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DepreceV2 posted...
Is it great because of the vegetable or is it because of the Peanut Butter?

Because of the peanut butter.

But I imagine there's a vegetable that can't be salvaged by even that.

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Hambo the Hog
07/23/21 7:31:27 PM
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Brussels sprouts. Even the name is stupid. Just make them brussel sprouts. Or call them "garbage" since that's what they taste like.

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DepreceV2
07/23/21 7:32:09 PM
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Umbreon posted...
Because of the peanut butter.

But I imagine there's a vegetable that can't be salvaged by even that.

Yep. Celery doesnt really enhance anything unlike onions

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Umbreon
07/23/21 7:32:21 PM
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Hambo the Hog posted...
Brussels sprouts. Even the name is stupid. Just make them brussel sprouts. Or call them "garbage" since that's what they taste like.


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Johnny_Nutcase
07/23/21 7:32:21 PM
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They go well in a bloody mary. 0-2 tonight Smackems.....

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MabusIncarnate
07/23/21 7:33:02 PM
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Okra for me, slimy nasty pods of snot

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pogo_rabid
07/23/21 7:33:13 PM
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Hambo the Hog posted...
Brussels sprouts. Even the name is stupid. Just make them brussel sprouts. Or call them "garbage" since that's what they taste like.
Brussel sprouts > Carrots

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DepreceV2
07/23/21 7:33:48 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Okra-

No

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viewmaster_pi
07/23/21 7:33:49 PM
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i'm glad people aren't bullshitting about how much they like celery this time

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Hambo the Hog
07/23/21 7:34:35 PM
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pogo_rabid posted...
Brussel sprouts > Carrots
Carrots are edible raw and cooked. Brussel shits are neither.

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pogo_rabid
07/23/21 7:35:32 PM
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Carrots are only edible if they're part of like a stew or something that covers up that horrific keratin taste. I hate them so much

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Umbreon
07/23/21 7:35:43 PM
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Actually no, actual worst vegetable?

Black olives.

Not only are they disgusting, but anything you put on them tastes like them. You put them on a pizza, you have a black olive that vaguely tastes like a pizza. But almost entirely a black olive.


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pogo_rabid
07/23/21 7:36:18 PM
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Umbreon posted...
Actually no, actual worst vegetable?

Black olives.

Not only are they disgusting, but anything you put on them tastes like them. You put them on a pizza, you have a black olive that vaguely tastes like a pizza. But almost entirely a black olive.
Chicken, bacon, olives, jalapeno is a god tier pizza

EDIT: Also, black olives straight from the can/jar is a tasty snack.

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Shablagoo
07/23/21 7:36:27 PM
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TC this topic is disgraceful to the culinary arts. Celery isnt a part of the holy trinity for no reason. I add it to virtually every dish and it brings a whole lot to the table.

I dont like it raw, though.

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DepreceV2
07/23/21 7:36:31 PM
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Umbreon posted...
Actually no, actual worst vegetable?

Black olives.

Not only are they disgusting, but anything you put on them tastes like them. You put them on a pizza, you have a black olive that vaguely tastes like a pizza. But almost entirely a black olive.

I think I agree with this. The worst vegetable? Im not sure. Everything else though is accurate

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GMAK2442
07/23/21 7:37:03 PM
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It's good. It can be use in drinks and other stuff.

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Hambo the Hog
07/23/21 7:37:47 PM
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dolomedes posted...
er, they're named for the city of brussels...

also they're delicious if you treat 'em right (ie roast/grill them)
Yeah so they shouldn't be called sprouts. Call them Brussels pods or something that doesn't start with S.

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DepreceV2
07/23/21 7:38:43 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
TC this topic is disgraceful to the culinary arts. Celery isnt a part of the holy trinity for no reason. I add it to virtually every dish and it brings a whole lot to the table.

I dont like it raw, though.

Onion, Bell Pepper and Garlic should be the Holy Trinity. Not Celery

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RedJackson
07/23/21 7:38:48 PM
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Honestly green beans, not because theyre bad but only because theres never been a time Ive been excited to eat green beans

at least with celery I know peanut butter or ranch is coming

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LordFarquad1312
07/23/21 7:39:09 PM
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What even is a vegetable? Cause I'm pretty sure olives are a fruit.

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Bio1590
07/23/21 7:39:35 PM
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Taharqa_
07/23/21 7:39:58 PM
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I'm not a picky eater but brussel sprouts make me gag

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pogo_rabid
07/23/21 7:39:59 PM
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Fresh green beans are an amazing, top tier veggie, the canned/frozen mushy ones are mediocre tho.

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Smackems
07/23/21 7:40:25 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
They go well in a bloody mary. 0-2 tonight Smackems.....
I may try another

MabusIncarnate posted...
Okra for me, slimy nasty pods of snot
Those nasty too. Fed some to my old folks this evening. They're ok fried tho

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viewmaster_pi
07/23/21 7:44:12 PM
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something able to be vegeted

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Smackems
07/23/21 7:57:28 PM
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Bio1590 posted...
Celery is an herb >_>
Wtf. Did scientists say that? They always fuckin shit up

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RedJackson
07/23/21 8:01:10 PM
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dolomedes posted...
never?



I... take what I posted back

Do you know what that sauce is btw? >_>

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berlyman101
07/23/21 8:03:04 PM
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it's good in a few different things like Tuna salad, Cajun good, or giardinera.

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Smackems
07/23/21 8:04:28 PM
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berlyman101 posted...
it's good in a few different things like Tuna salad, Cajun good, or giardinera.
Tuna can fuck off too

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HylianFox
07/23/21 8:06:04 PM
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Celery by itself is pretty nasty, yeah, but it's great for dipping.

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Veggeta_MAX
07/23/21 8:07:39 PM
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It's health properties are so good.

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Smackems
07/23/21 8:09:54 PM
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Veggeta_MAX posted...
It's health properties are so good.
Ain't it like 99.99999999999% water

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DavidZ2844
07/23/21 8:20:23 PM
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Theres no way there are actual human beings that enjoy black olives more than celery, or just enjoy black olives in general

I refuse to believe it

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Strider102
07/23/21 8:21:45 PM
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Celery is like number 6 of my favorite vegetables.

Nothing beats broccoli or cauliflower.

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