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BloodMoon7
07/23/21 8:08:56 PM
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Why though?




It really just boggles my goggles that anyone would still fall for this lie in modern society. Like wut? You still believe in Santa Clause? Cause some fat guy squeezing his fat cheeks down your chimney is still more plausible than your dream girl/boi. Kinda cringe ngl.

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nothanks1
07/23/21 8:09:24 PM
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I just want to point out TC let me call her mommy.
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BloodMoon7
07/23/21 8:10:23 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
I just want to point out TC let me call her mommy.
I'm going to get out the belt, same one my dad used on me.

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nothanks1
07/23/21 8:11:01 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...

I'm going to get out the belt, same one my dad used on me.

On one hand, I am sorry.
On the other hand, it's you so most likely you're doing it to

so thank you
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Heartomaton
07/23/21 8:11:13 PM
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You're my perfect partner.

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The_Korey
07/23/21 8:11:18 PM
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No, but that's what makes "The perfect girl, but" topics kinda thought-provoking.

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BloodMoon7
07/23/21 8:12:33 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
You're my perfect partner.
I'm so sorry. You need to have some standards.

The_Korey posted...
No, but that's what makes "The perfect girl, but" topics kinda thought-provoking.
Stimulates the brain and/or the penis

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nothanks1
07/23/21 8:13:10 PM
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Why is she ignoring me
WHAT DO I DO?
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PoundGarden
07/23/21 8:14:02 PM
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Yes.



Do your thing, science

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BloodMoon7
07/23/21 8:14:31 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
Why is she ignoring me
WHAT DO I DO?
pls respond
Sometimes something is so pathetic and sad that you shouldn't even look at it tbh

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Heartomaton
07/23/21 8:15:21 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
I'm so sorry. You need to have some standards.

Undesirables do not get to have standards.

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BloodMoon7
07/23/21 8:15:23 PM
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PoundGarden posted...
Yes.



Do your thing, science
I'd let her put some dirt in my eye.

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nothanks1
07/23/21 8:15:51 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
Sometimes something is so pathetic and sad that you shouldn't even look at it tbh

I really need you to work at the school and have this attitude daily with me
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GMAK2442
07/23/21 8:15:54 PM
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I believe in Group Sex.

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viewmaster_pi
07/23/21 8:16:02 PM
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you mean, like, for tennis?

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R1masher
07/23/21 8:16:26 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
Santa Clause?


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BloodMoon7
07/23/21 8:17:17 PM
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Is...is that not how you spell it? Santa Klause then.

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nothanks1
07/23/21 8:17:50 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
Is...is that not how you spell it? Santa Klause then.

Daid na Nollag
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BloodMoon7
07/23/21 8:17:54 PM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
you mean, like, for tennis?
No but I imagine she will def handle your balls.

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Guide
07/23/21 8:19:40 PM
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I dunno about perfect, but my current girl is pretty close.

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RedJackson
07/23/21 8:22:50 PM
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I think when you see all people as special beings you will have a tendency to describe things in such ways, but honestly the phrase really is the perfect partner for me

I do think there's someone out there for everyone, but that I think they come along as 'perfect' no

a 'perfect partner' for me is someone with just as many flaws as me and see's me for my imperfections and me theirs

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Ivany2008
07/23/21 8:24:49 PM
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I feel like you'll never find the "perfect" partner, but you'll find one that can be near perfect, and you can work together to make each other perfect for one another. If your willing to put in the work.
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viewmaster_pi
07/23/21 8:27:51 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
No but I imagine she will def handle your balls.
but that's sexual harassment :(

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catboy
07/23/21 8:32:26 PM
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not a chance

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sabrestorm
07/23/21 8:34:15 PM
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I had the perfect partner til she died
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Gakk86
07/23/21 8:35:31 PM
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Maybe but it sure as fuck ain't me.

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TeaMilk
07/23/21 8:37:34 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
some fat guy squeezing his fat cheeks
I mean sounds like the perfect partner to me

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