Poll of the Day > Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up?

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Ogurisama
07/25/21 11:39:17 PM
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Zareth
07/25/21 11:41:07 PM
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I have never, and will never, leave the toilet seat up. I always keep it closed all the way. Don't need that shit water stank getting in the air.

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faramir77
07/25/21 11:44:30 PM
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What's the deal with airline toilets

I mean REALLY

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Metalsonic66
07/25/21 11:44:31 PM
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I leave it up to show dominance

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adjl
07/25/21 11:45:37 PM
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Zareth posted...
I have never, and will never, leave the toilet seat up. I always keep it closed all the way. Don't need that shit water stank getting in the air.

This. It's not about feminism, it's about aerosolized feces.

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Ogurisama
07/25/21 11:49:46 PM
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Metalsonic66
07/25/21 11:51:35 PM
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keyblader1985
07/26/21 2:11:26 AM
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You suck, McBain!

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Krazy_Kirby
07/26/21 2:15:37 AM
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Zareth posted...
I have never, and will never, leave the toilet seat up. I always keep it closed all the way. Don't need that shit water stank getting in the air.


if you always keep it closed, then where do you shit? in the woods?
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Krazy_Kirby
07/26/21 2:19:14 AM
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oh for Pete's sake Bart, use the plunger!
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Muscles
07/26/21 2:23:30 AM
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Zareth posted...
I have never, and will never, leave the toilet seat up. I always keep it closed all the way. Don't need that shit water stank getting in the air.
Do you shit standing up?

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DocDelicious
07/26/21 2:47:31 AM
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The only roommate I've ever had to bitch at for leaving the seat up was a female.

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Krazy_Kirby
07/26/21 4:19:46 AM
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people need to learn the difference between the toilet seat the toilet lid
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Kimbos_Egg
07/26/21 4:23:10 AM
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Zareth posted...
I have never, and will never, leave the toilet seat up. I always keep it closed all the way. Don't need that shit water stank getting in the air.

What kind of toilet do you have that it stinks constantly? You need to get that looked at bro.

Also, the correct answer is i leave it up out of spite. Fuck the women in my house.

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Kimbos_Egg
07/26/21 4:23:26 AM
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DocDelicious posted...
The only roommate I've ever had to bitch at for leaving the seat up was a female.

i... what?

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DocDelicious
07/26/21 4:49:09 AM
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Kimbos_Egg posted...
i... what?

Just what I said, a female roommate I used to have would leave the toilet seat up. I had to bitch at her to get her to stop. None of my male roommates have ever left the lid up.

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LeetCheet
07/26/21 5:30:28 AM
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Wait a second... Something is not right here. You've made this topic before and now you make an exact copy of that topic and pretend like it's the first time you're doing it.

You're a phony. *to everyone* Hey this guy is a great big phony!
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ComradeSeraphim
07/26/21 6:00:41 AM
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Remember that South Park episode about men leaving the toilet seat up, and how the men just told the women to close it if they didn't want to fall in, and then all the men and women is South Park went to court over it?

Well, turns out the reason given in the show isn't actually the reason women in the real world want the toilet seat to be closed. The real reason is because when you flush with the lid up, your toilet flings tiny little particles of piss and shit all over the bathroom, and the only way to prevent that is to close the lid first and then flush, which therefore makes closing the toilet seat the man's responsibility. Seriously, your wife isn't going to be with you every time you go to the bathroom, right?

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joemodda
07/26/21 7:36:22 AM
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Can't believe this is an actual etiquette. It's just so irrational on many levels

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EvilMegas
07/26/21 8:15:27 AM
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I haven't left the toilet seat up since I was like 7.

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kangolcone
07/26/21 8:40:52 AM
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Kimbos_Egg posted...
What kind of toilet do you have that it stinks constantly? You need to get that looked at bro.

Also, the correct answer is i leave it up out of spite. Fuck the women in my house.


When you flush a toilet, particles of whatever you flushed (feces, urine, vomit) is put back into the air. So like, that toothbrush you have next to the sink, probably had bits of poo on it.

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SunWuKung420
07/26/21 8:45:36 AM
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I always put the lid down.

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LeetCheet
07/26/21 8:48:03 AM
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kangolcone posted...
Kimbos_Egg posted...
What kind of toilet do you have that it stinks constantly? You need to get that looked at bro.

Also, the correct answer is i leave it up out of spite. Fuck the women in my house.


When you flush a toilet, particles of whatever you flushed (feces, urine, vomit) is put back into the air. So like, that toothbrush you have next to the sink, probably had bits of poo on it.


This is why I don't have my toothbrush out in the open in my bathroom.
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Hasshiro
07/26/21 10:21:18 AM
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Whoever came up with that joke apparently never had a cat.

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Ogurisama
07/26/21 10:22:41 AM
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keyblader1985 posted...
You suck, McBain!
*pulls out gun and shoots audience*

Now, my Woody Allen impression: I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls.

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Lil_Bit83
07/26/21 10:56:26 AM
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Yeah. My boyfriend was his own victim once. He had spent the night, because we were getting up early to head to the zoo, and he ended up falling in the toilet. It was karma-dy gold.

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wwinterj25
07/26/21 4:29:35 PM
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I put both the seat and lid down once done. Likewise gals should put the lid down too. Nobody likes looking down a toilet.

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Lil_Bit83
07/27/21 4:23:26 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
I put both the seat and lid down once done. Likewise gals should put the lid down too. Nobody likes looking down a toilet.
Sounds fair to me.

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