Poll of the Day > My three month old kitten, Lily, has invented a new sport.

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ComradeSeraphim
07/26/21 5:43:29 AM
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After observing my kitten play this new sport (which she invented) for several rounds, I have broken the basic premise down into a series of steps, and it goes a little something like this:

  1. Find a random piece of trash to serve as the "ball" (candy wrapper, bottle cap, etc.)
  2. Drop it into a shoe.
  3. Fish it out of the shoe as viciously as possible.
  4. After successfully fishing it out, drop it in again.
  5. Repeat.
I am not quite sure how the scoring works. Lily didn't seem to be counting at all, as far as I could tell.

What should we call this new sport which was invented by a three month old kitten?

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Sarcasthma
07/26/21 5:50:25 AM
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Pussyball

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
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