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ssj3vegeta2
07/27/21 6:32:24 PM
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SomeLikeItHoth
07/27/21 6:33:14 PM
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Five minutes is all we need.

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SiO4
07/27/21 6:45:50 PM
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It should only take one around 10 to 12 seconds for a bowel movement.

I shit you not, look it up!

Was that the question?
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ssj3vegeta
07/28/21 9:41:01 PM
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SiO4
07/28/21 9:57:46 PM
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But you gave a time limit, so I assumed it was about defecation...dats kinda weird of you tbh
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ssj3vegeta
07/30/21 11:11:41 PM
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HagenEx
07/30/21 11:12:22 PM
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ssj3vegeta2 posted...
https://i.redd.it/wsf7if2dhrd71.jpg

But you gotta be at work in 5 minutes

Pff, I'll be done in two.

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Returning_CEmen
07/31/21 12:29:42 AM
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My body is ready

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V-E-G-Y-
08/01/21 5:19:16 PM
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David1988
08/01/21 5:21:05 PM
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Damn shes fit as hell

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SauI_Goodman
08/01/21 5:22:58 PM
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Lucky for me i can take as long as i want on lunch. Damn shes fit too.

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theAteam
08/01/21 5:23:29 PM
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Do I work at a hotel

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SiO4
08/01/21 7:29:20 PM
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theAteam posted...
Do I work at a hotel


Just a power station.
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Flockaveli
08/01/21 7:33:31 PM
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If I gotta be at work in 5 minutes then I'm already late. May as well be 20-30 minutes late instead 5, makes no difference to my employer.

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KiwiTerraRizing
08/01/21 7:34:21 PM
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What do I do with the other 4?

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Naysaspace
08/01/21 7:35:36 PM
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fuck her for 3 minutes and then speed to work

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Shablagoo
08/01/21 7:37:15 PM
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Call my boss and tell him Ill be 6-7 hours late.

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SiO4
08/01/21 7:38:53 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
Call my boss and tell him Ill be 6-7 hours late.


Blood does take a while to clean up.
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ssj3vegeta
08/02/21 10:52:33 PM
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Shablagoo
08/03/21 3:39:45 AM
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SiO4 posted...
Blood does take a while to clean up.



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clyde_frog
08/03/21 4:22:11 AM
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SiO4 posted...
Blood does take a while to clean up.

weirdest thing Ive ever seen posted on this site

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SiO4
08/03/21 12:15:52 PM
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clyde_frog posted...


weirdest thing Ive ever seen posted on this site


I do my best!
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ssj3vegeta
08/04/21 10:23:20 PM
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Shablagoo
08/04/21 11:11:43 PM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
do another


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Christian RULES
08/04/21 11:18:46 PM
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I'd tell my boss i got covid or something. he'd believe dat.

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dj1200
08/04/21 11:49:33 PM
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ssj3vegeta2 posted...
https://i.redd.it/wsf7if2dhrd71.jpg

But you gotta be at work in 5 minutes

so I only have time to fuck her twice?

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SiO4
08/04/21 11:54:09 PM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
do another


....Give this job to Clemenza. I want reliable people, people who aren't going to be carried away. I mean, we're not murderers, in spite of what this, undertaker, thinks....
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Shablagoo
08/05/21 12:05:44 AM
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do anoder

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SiO4
08/05/21 12:09:00 AM
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Shablagoo posted...
do anoder


Why dis topic

https://imgur.com/kyoOtgW
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Shablagoo
08/05/21 12:16:40 AM
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dat made me blush from da cuteness lol

uwu

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Antbregante
08/05/21 12:18:47 AM
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Hah. Work does not care if I'm late as long as I get the work done.

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ssj3vegeta
08/06/21 6:52:00 PM
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SiO4
08/06/21 9:17:28 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
dat made me blush from da cuteness lol

uwu


Dat is an Otterly Rock, tbh
Dis topic Otterly Rocks, tbh
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Shablagoo
08/06/21 10:10:59 PM
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^ xD

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Tyranthraxus
08/06/21 10:13:28 PM
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SiO4 posted...


I shit you not,

Not in 12 seconds you don't.

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SiO4
08/06/21 11:04:51 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...


Not in 12 seconds you don't.


My best time is 9.32 seconds.
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Tyranthraxus
08/06/21 11:06:13 PM
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SiO4 posted...
My best time is 9.32 seconds.
Speed shitting new Olympic sport

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SiO4
08/06/21 11:07:58 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...

Speed shitting new Olympic sport


I shit all over the Olympics, regularly.
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TheMikh
08/07/21 3:56:33 AM
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me after two minutes and twenty two seconds:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nm1LGmhDP4

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ssj3vegeta2
08/08/21 10:00:36 PM
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SiO4
08/08/21 10:40:41 PM
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TheMikh posted...
me after two minutes and twenty two seconds:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nm1LGmhDP4


It's actually one of the greatest song zones ever.
I remember showing my dad that, who bought us our Genesis.
....And he was like...whoa?!.

~I miss him sometimes.
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ssj3vegeta_
08/10/21 6:08:55 PM
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Kimbos_Egg
08/10/21 6:33:18 PM
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5 minutes? I'm not a machine, woman.

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SiO4
08/10/21 6:53:55 PM
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ssj3vegeta_ posted...
Never heard


Dat was actually a typo, I'd assume my w/e noticed I type songs a lot, and changed Sonic to songs.
But technically they are both sonic, so there is that. I did get da Zone park right!!
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divot1338
08/10/21 7:04:37 PM
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ssj3vegeta2 posted...
https://i.redd.it/wsf7if2dhrd71.jpg

But you gotta be at work in 5 minutes
If Im going to be 25 minutes late to work, I might as well fuck her and be 27 minutes late to work.

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V-E-G-Y-
08/12/21 6:20:39 AM
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SiO4
08/12/21 12:48:49 PM
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V-E-G-Y- posted...
True dat playa


Who?
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