Current Events > $20 million but you will die a virgin in 20 years

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CosmicShadows
07/28/21 6:24:22 PM
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Topic.


The money is yours but you will die in 20 years still a virgin. If you already had sex you will lose the memory of having it and knowing what it felt like. Basically you will become a virgin again.
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JimmyFraska
07/28/21 6:25:18 PM
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what happens if i try to have sex
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BloodMoon7
07/28/21 6:26:39 PM
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So $20 million but I live longer than expected?

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CosmicShadows
07/28/21 6:27:15 PM
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JimmyFraska posted...
what happens if i try to have sex


You will just disappear from that person you tried to have sex with. And reappear in another location. It will continue to happen this way too.
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ROOTFayth
07/28/21 6:27:52 PM
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fuck no wtf, die in my 50s a virgin? that sounds horrible, no amount of money could make me want to do that
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crayola555
07/28/21 6:29:52 PM
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I'll take deal for $200 million

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dj1200
07/28/21 6:31:01 PM
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oral sex is forbidden?

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MarthGoomba
07/28/21 6:47:56 PM
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Illuminoius
07/28/21 6:48:38 PM
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imagine caring
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ROOTFayth
07/28/21 6:49:21 PM
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what do you mean nothing changes, didn't you read he post guys, you die in 20 years.... unless you're 60+ yrs old how do you even take this deal?
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BloodMoon7
07/28/21 6:50:20 PM
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ROOTFayth posted...
what do you mean nothing changes, didn't you read he post guys, you die in 20 years.... unless you're 60+ yrs old how do you even take this deal?
That's already way past my life expectancy tbh.

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nfearurspecimn
07/28/21 6:51:52 PM
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so 20 million and nothing changes?

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nothanks1
07/28/21 6:52:16 PM
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ollie you will always be a virgin
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NoxObscuras
07/28/21 7:04:11 PM
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So... Anyone who's been in a long term relationship would just have their memories all fucked up by this lol. I'd say no just because of that.

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rexcrk
07/28/21 7:08:53 PM
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Couldnt care less about being a virgin (I made to 33 and Im really not bothered by it) but I would definitely like to live more than 20 more years.

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meralonne
07/28/21 7:09:56 PM
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How do I explain to my kids that I'm a virgin?

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CosmicShadows
07/28/21 7:56:02 PM
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meralonne posted...
How do I explain to my kids that I'm a virgin?


Tell them they were adopted lol.
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JimmyFraska
07/29/21 12:52:11 AM
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CosmicShadows posted...
You will just disappear from that person you tried to have sex with. And reappear in another location. It will continue to happen this way too.
I thought I would just have to pay back the money but okay I can roll with this
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meralonne
07/29/21 11:35:16 AM
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CosmicShadows posted...
Tell them they were adopted lol.
That might work if they didn't look so much like me lol

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Mistere Man
07/29/21 11:38:07 AM
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Can we make it 20 days?

I honestly dont want to live to be 62.

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