Current Events > I think I just got solicited by a thotstitute at the liquor store

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LeoRavus
07/29/21 11:26:05 PM
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I went to the store after work to get a couple beers. When I got back in my car two chicks were walking from around the side of the store to the front. They were both wearing super short shorts, halter tops and flip flops. I was like it's hot, they can wear what they want.

One kept staring at me then said something to the other and approached my car. I rolled down the window and she asked what I was up to tonight like she knew me. I told her I just got off work and was going to sleep. She asked if I still lived on ******* Street and I was like...wtf? How do you know that? She said everyone knows everyone in ******* and she lives on the next street over. Then she said if I wasn't that tired they can come over for a few minutes since all neighbors should get to know each other. I said I'm good, see ya later and pulled off.

They both were mildly attractive but kind of roached out at the same time, like they were on something. Maybe the beginning stages of meth addiction. I can only conclude they were sex workers or looking to rob me for drug money.

Fuck this town.

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dj1200
07/29/21 11:27:11 PM
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where do you live?

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LeoRavus
07/29/21 11:36:16 PM
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dj1200 posted...
where do you live?
Small rural town. I stay to myself mostly and don't know anyone but the old man next door.

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solosnake
07/29/21 11:37:51 PM
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you should have banged them dude.

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kingdrake2
07/29/21 11:40:54 PM
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LeoRavus posted...
looking to rob me for drug money.


this is the likely scenario.
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solosnake
07/29/21 11:42:15 PM
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If they were looking to rob you, they know where you live anyway. Seems unlikely. She probably just had a crush on you and wanted to party

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Kitt
07/29/21 11:44:46 PM
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They were both wearing super short shorts, halter tops and flip flops.
Clear indications that they were nothing but trouble. You did good avoiding them.

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XxKrebsxX
07/29/21 11:45:55 PM
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I doubt they were looking to rob you. They'd of probably fucked you then emptied your wallet actually.
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BloodMoon7
07/29/21 11:47:40 PM
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Well they were either looking to drain your wallet or your penis or both.

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CreekCo
07/29/21 11:59:04 PM
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Some big burrly dude would have come in a few minutes later and run through your house and possibly you too

Good dodge


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