Current Events > My prose has totally deteriorated. Give me a writing prompt.

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A gilded CE writing prompt, no reddit crap

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You're a scientist in the far future that has discovered that we live in a simulation, and are somehow able to successfully escape the simulation, only to discover that the higher order beings who created it in the first place have been long dead.

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That's a reddit prompt

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Doe posted...

That's a reddit prompt

"The perfect girl, but she's actually a scientist in the far future that has discovered that we live in a simulation, and are somehow able to successfully escape the simulation, only to discover that the higher order beings who created it in the first place are been long dead."

Bonus: make sure the phrase "blood was everywhere" is included in your prose

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s0nicfan posted...

"The perfect girl, but she's literally the perfect woman in the far future that has discovered that she is someones daughter, and is somehow able to successfully escape the simulation, only to discover that the pitbulls who created it in the first place have been long dead."

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Write about a butcher cutting apart a huge piece of meat

If you don't want to write about that, write about an otaku that goes to an anime convention with his friends and takes drugs

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You are vegy you awake in the basement like everyday and brush the Doritos crumbs off your chest. As usual the first thing you do upon waking is log onto gamefaqs.gamestop.com and quickly go to CE where you make another topic about

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You're in a doctor's office, feeling anxiety while you anticipate bad news.

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You've just finished typing up an essay on how much you absolutely adore Skyrim and Portal 2, especially all the funny lines in those games. You stand up and browse your aptly named "Wall of awesome", slathered in Funko Pop figures, hilarious tweets you've printed off and of course your prized signed Overwatch strategy guide with at least 20 Blizzard employee signatures.
You glance out your window and see what you'd call a few dreary simpletons walking by. You cannot resist the urge to brag about your excellence to them.

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ViewtifulJoe posted...

You've just finished typing up an essay on how much you absolutely adore Skyrim and Portal 2, especially all the funny lines in those games. You stand up and browse your aptly named "Wall of awesome", slathered in Funko Pop figures, hilarious tweets you've printed off and of course your prized signed Overwatch strategy guide with at least 20 Blizzard employee signatures.
You glance out your window and see what you'd call a few dreary simpletons walking by. You cannot resist the urge to brag about your excellence to them.

This is a ResetERA prompt

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I read that as "My nose has totally deteriorated". So, with that, your prompt is living with a deteriorated nose.


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DeathVelvien posted...

I read that as "My nose has totally deteriorated". So, with that, your prompt is living with a deteriorated nose.

I'd rather not read Harry Potter fan fiction tho

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Just steal one from Serling or Roddenberry

Thats what everyone else does

Theyre the New Shakespeare

You're a world renowned scientist who ushers in the age of AI. Upon guiding the first AI through its Turin Test, you realize you have a deep seated hatred for your father.

Title of the piece should be "But Whether Men Do."

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