Current Events > Imagine being a mail man trying to deliver mail to a house guarded by pits.

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CosmicShadows 08/02/21 11:37:29 PM #1:	Damn grills are no joke they better watch out. --- Your human level has changed to GOD. <cite>CosmicShadows posted [p:956721901] in Imagine be... [t:79595973]...</cite> <quote>Damn grills are no joke they better watch out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 08/02/21 11:38:44 PM #2:	Just have them lower the drawbridge. --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:956721936] in Imagine be... [t:79595973]...</cite> <quote>Just have them lower the drawbridge. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mooreandrew58 08/02/21 11:49:20 PM #3:	Mine doesnt even bark when they leave a package on the porch. God forbid a cat outside farts or something though. (Basically she barks a lot at shit I can never figure out what) shit only started when this yippy ass chiuhua came into the picture. --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" <cite>mooreandrew58 posted [p:956722187] in Imagine be... [t:79595973]...</cite> <quote>Mine doesnt even bark when they leave a package on the porch. God forbid a cat outside farts or something though. (Basically she barks a lot at shit I can never figure out what) shit only started when this yippy ass chiuhua came into the picture. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Looked gf 08/02/21 11:49:56 PM #4:	--- https://gfycat.com/chillynearfiddlercrab.gif <cite>Looked gf posted [p:956722202] in Imagine be... [t:79595973]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 08/02/21 11:57:39 PM #5:	Isn't this like your 5th pitbull topic in a couple days? At least it's not 50 topics about food and condiments this week I guess. --- Above us lay the burdens, Below us lay the truths. We're somewhere in the middle, and we're all discontent too. Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:956722402] in Imagine be... [t:79595973]...</cite> <quote>Isn't this like your 5th pitbull topic in a couple days? At least it's not 50 topics about food and condiments this week I guess. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CosmicShadows 08/02/21 11:59:11 PM #6:	MabusIncarnate posted... Isn't this like your 5th pitbull topic in a couple days? At least it's not 50 topics about food and condiments this week I guess. Why do you care tbh? If you don't like my topics just block me already. Don't gotta be so serious kiddo. --- Your human level has changed to GOD. <cite>CosmicShadows posted [p:956722442] in Imagine be... [t:79595973]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote>Isn't this like your 5th pitbull topic in a couple days? At least it's not 50 topics about food and condiments this week I guess. </quote> Why do you care tbh? If you don't like my topics just block me already. Don't gotta be so serious kiddo.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Catgirl Fondler 08/03/21 12:00:01 AM #7:	Not mail, but I did have to drop off phonebooks to a house like that about 8 years ago. They had the audacity to be annoyed that I just tossed the books over the fence instead of bending over and gently laying them by the gate (lawn-side) while their mongrels stared and growled at me. Hey, fuck you buddy. --- IDD <cite>The Catgirl Fondler posted [p:956722465] in Imagine be... [t:79595973]...</cite> <quote>Not mail, but I did have to drop off phonebooks to a house like that about 8 years ago. They had the audacity to be annoyed that I just tossed the books over the fence instead of bending over and gently laying them by the gate (lawn-side) while their mongrels stared and growled at me. Hey, fuck you buddy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CosmicShadows 08/03/21 12:00:59 AM #8:	The Catgirl Fondler posted... Not mail, but I did have to drop off phonebooks to a house like that about 8 years ago. They had the audacity to be annoyed that I just tossed the books over the fence instead of bending over and gently laying them by the gate (lawn-side) while their mongrels stared and growled at me. Hey, fuck you buddy. Mail delivery would be a really annoying job though lol. --- Your human level has changed to GOD. <cite>CosmicShadows posted [p:956722487] in Imagine be... [t:79595973]...</cite> <quote>The Catgirl Fondler posted...</cite> <quote>Not mail, but I did have to drop off phonebooks to a house like that about 8 years ago. They had the audacity to be annoyed that I just tossed the books over the fence instead of bending over and gently laying them by the gate (lawn-side) while their mongrels stared and growled at me. Hey, fuck you buddy.</quote> Mail delivery would be a really annoying job though lol.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mooreandrew58 08/03/21 12:01:26 AM #9:	The Catgirl Fondler posted... Not mail, but I did have to drop off phonebooks to a house like that about 8 years ago. They had the audacity to be annoyed that I just tossed the books over the fence instead of bending over and gently laying them by the gate (lawn-side) while their mongrels stared and growled at me. Hey, fuck you buddy. Yeah id be annoyed. If they are on the other side of a fence why you scared? Though I dont care for dog owners who leave their dogs outside --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" <cite>mooreandrew58 posted [p:956722495] in Imagine be... [t:79595973]...</cite> <quote>The Catgirl Fondler posted... </cite> <quote>Not mail, but I did have to drop off phonebooks to a house like that about 8 years ago. They had the audacity to be annoyed that I just tossed the books over the fence instead of bending over and gently laying them by the gate (lawn-side) while their mongrels stared and growled at me. Hey, fuck you buddy.</quote> Yeah id be annoyed. If they are on the other side of a fence why you scared? Though I dont care for dog owners who leave their dogs outside </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flauros 08/03/21 12:09:37 AM #10:	All mailmen should carry a gun just in case --- https://imgur.com/EX6Md7k https://imgur.com/X4cT0Sp https://imgur.com/A3kur0P https://imgur.com/Hj9RrC6 <cite>Flauros posted [p:956722719] in Imagine be... [t:79595973]...</cite> <quote> All mailmen should carry a gun just in case </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Catgirl Fondler 08/03/21 12:13:32 AM #11:	mooreandrew58 posted... Yeah id be annoyed. If they are on the other side of a fence why you scared? Though I dont care for dog owners who leave their dogs outside No, they wanted me to leave the phonebooks on the inside of the gate, as in they wanted me to stick half my body into where their dogs could have easily reached me, especially when they were only a couple of feet away from the gate and were clearly not fond of my presence. Tossing them over was the safest thing to do. Hell, wasn't the only house I had to do it at. This was Texas you see, alot of folks with 3+ dogs and most of them aggressive breeds of some kind. This dude had six pits copping an attitude. No thanks. --- IDD <cite>The Catgirl Fondler posted [p:956722808] in Imagine be... [t:79595973]...</cite> <quote>mooreandrew58 posted...</cite> <quote> Yeah id be annoyed. If they are on the other side of a fence why you scared? Though I dont care for dog owners who leave their dogs outside </quote> No, they wanted me to leave the phonebooks on the inside of the gate, as in they wanted me to stick half my body into where their dogs could have easily reached me, especially when they were only a couple of feet away from the gate and were clearly not fond of my presence. Tossing them over was the safest thing to do. Hell, wasn't the only house I had to do it at. This was Texas you see, alot of folks with 3+ dogs and most of them aggressive breeds of some kind. This dude had six pits copping an attitude. No thanks.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mooreandrew58 08/03/21 12:23:00 AM #12:	The Catgirl Fondler posted... No, they wanted me to leave the phonebooks on the inside of the gate, as in they wanted me to stick half my body into where their dogs could have easily reached me, especially when they were only a couple of feet away from the gate and were clearly not fond of my presence. Tossing them over was the safest thing to do. Hell, wasn't the only house I had to do it at. This was Texas you see, alot of folks with 3+ dogs and most of them aggressive breeds of some kind. This dude had six pits copping an attitude. No thanks. I woulda left it on the front porch. When they complained you didnt comply to their requested spot I woulda told them to restrain their dogs then. --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" <cite>mooreandrew58 posted [p:956723007] in Imagine be... [t:79595973]...</cite> <quote>The Catgirl Fondler posted... </cite> <quote>No, they wanted me to leave the phonebooks on the inside of the gate, as in they wanted me to stick half my body into where their dogs could have easily reached me, especially when they were only a couple of feet away from the gate and were clearly not fond of my presence. Tossing them over was the safest thing to do. Hell, wasn't the only house I had to do it at. This was Texas you see, alot of folks with 3+ dogs and most of them aggressive breeds of some kind. This dude had six pits copping an attitude. No thanks.</quote> I woulda left it on the front porch. When they complained you didnt comply to their requested spot I woulda told them to restrain their dogs then. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EmPee4Tyyy 08/03/21 12:30:22 PM #13:	They got Mace --- Oh Yeah! <cite>EmPee4Tyyy posted [p:956735153] in Imagine be... [t:79595973]...</cite> <quote>They got Mace </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CosmicShadows 08/03/21 1:03:26 PM #14:	EmPee4Tyyy posted... They got Mace Mace against a huge ass pitbull? It would just piss them off even more. Lol --- Your human level has changed to GOD. <cite>CosmicShadows posted [p:956736084] in Imagine be... [t:79595973]...</cite> <quote>EmPee4Tyyy posted...</cite> <quote>They got Mace </quote> Mace against a huge ass pitbull? It would just piss them off even more. Lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Imagine being a mail man trying to deliver mail to a house guarded by pits.