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Doe
08/03/21 2:25:01 AM
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While eating whole grain cheerios shirtless at 2 PM and watching CNN, you are informed by a breaking news segment that a band of hungry chihuahuas has been spotted nearby your house, yelping at passing cars and nipping at the heels of pedestrians. As everyone knows, Chihuahuas bite even more than pitbulls, making them perhaps the most dangerous force of nature on Earth.

What do you do? Do you own materials to barricade your house? Have you ever prepared a bug out bag of emergency rations? Or will you just curl into your bed and await the end?




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viewmaster_pi
08/03/21 2:34:53 AM
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Lost_All_Senses
08/03/21 2:35:08 AM
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I make tacos so that I have an offering if they come for me.

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Steelix500
08/03/21 2:35:43 AM
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Summon the shitbull brigade
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Thaumaturge
08/03/21 4:02:19 AM
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*punt* *punt* *punt* *punt* *punt* *punt*

*one hour later*

*punt* *punt* *punt* *punt* *punt*
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BloodMoon7
08/03/21 4:13:02 AM
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I draw their attention and use my years of training to run while avoiding accidently stepping on them.

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Doe
08/03/21 11:53:20 AM
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jpenny2
08/03/21 11:54:53 AM
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That dog looks like it's savoring the smell of human flesh.

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Flauros
08/03/21 11:57:26 AM
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I hide my pibbles, because i need them to continue acting as nanny dogs. Wawa's ARe the most vicious type of dog afterall

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LordFarquad1312
08/03/21 11:59:37 AM
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"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble-gum. And I'm aaaaaaaaaaaaall outta ass!"

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gunplagirl
08/03/21 12:00:35 PM
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Steel toed boots, protective pads, extra barrier with some gauze on hand, duct tape to hold things in place... Time to kick butt.

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