Current Events > The stories in The Flintstones are powerful, but they probably didn't happen.

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Philoktetes
08/04/21 4:32:02 AM
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It would be a mistake to dismiss the entirety of The Flintstones just because Fred didnt literally slide down the tail of a brontosaurus after he was done with work. The Flintstones was never intended as a faithful recounting of prehistoric events, but its message is still valid, regardless of whether theres a single historical Fred Flintstone or whether hes a composite of several heavyset Stone Age men. Some people believe thats exactly how everything happened, and if it gives them strength, good for them. But for the rest of us, all we can say for sure is that there was a town called Bedrock, and there was a man who lived there and worked for Mr. Slate. Was it a man named Fred Flintstone who was married to a woman named Wilma? Who knows. But what matters is how we can use these stories to help us live our lives today.All I know is that his story has lifted me up when I needed it most, and for that, Fred Flintstone will always be real to me.
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CinderLock
08/04/21 4:39:51 AM
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Hey it's the copy paste guy!

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Philoktetes
08/04/21 4:43:17 AM
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CinderLock posted...
Hey it's the copy paste guy!


if you don't stop cyberbullying me my fist is gonna copy paste your face
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Ratchetrockon
08/04/21 4:43:50 AM
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Even if this is copied and pasted thanks for sharing this. I think it pretty funny

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CinderLock
08/04/21 4:47:14 AM
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Philoktetes posted...
if you don't stop cyberbullying me my fist is gonna copy paste your face
How is pointing out this post is a copy paste bullying you?

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Philoktetes
08/04/21 4:52:10 AM
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CinderLock posted...

How is pointing out this post is a copy paste bullying you?


because it hurts my feelings
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257Loner
08/04/21 4:54:46 AM
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Fred Flintstone is every Americans hero, whether theyre wrong or right, wise or foolish, smart or dumb, educated or uneducated, great or small, interesting or boring, sporty or nerdy, realistic or delusional, forthcoming or mum, outgoing or shy, cool or unpopular, gregarious or independent, plebeian or patrician, man or woman, boy or girl, dog or cat, the haves or the have-nots, and those who eat Memphis-style dry ribs or those heathen Texans who eat beef brisket BBQ.

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roos1046 Reborn
08/04/21 9:07:29 AM
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Philoktetes posted...
if you don't stop cyberbullying me my fist is gonna copy paste your face

Lmao

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the0rebirth
08/04/21 9:29:12 AM
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It was actually Barney Rubble who died on the cross for our sins...but y'all ain't ready for that discussion.

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CapnMuffin
08/04/21 9:38:41 AM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
Even if this is copied and pasted thanks for sharing this. I think it pretty funny
To be fair, half the topics here are copy and paste Twitter/YouTube/Article link and then add an emoji.
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Pogo_Marimo
08/04/21 9:41:04 AM
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Was Fred Flintstone actually black?!?!

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