Poll of the Day > Do ya think immortals could get, like, stage 6 cancer?

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Lokarin
08/05/21 6:30:38 AM
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Yaknow?

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Clench281
08/05/21 6:31:38 AM
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Deadpool

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hockey7318
08/05/21 7:16:32 AM
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They're more cancer than man now.
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Mead
08/05/21 7:32:11 AM
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There was an old Tales from the Crypt style comic about this

dude had malignant cancer and wanted some woman to make him immortal and she was like fine idiot, but then the cancer kept growing and he became a gross tumor monster that the police fought

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Criminalt
08/05/21 3:46:18 PM
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Mead posted...
There was an old Tales from the Crypt style comic about this

dude had malignant cancer and wanted some woman to make him immortal and she was like fine idiot, but then the cancer kept growing and he became a gross tumor monster that the police fought
Always read the T&Cs.

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Sahuagin
08/05/21 8:39:19 PM
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cancer kind of is immortality. if you could make yourself immortal, you would probably just die extremely soon of mass cancer. the frailty effect of aging is actually our biological resistance to cancer (or one of them).

it should be theoretically possible to become both immortal and cancer resistant/immune, but it won't be easy since they're so closely related.

(and it may be that to be immortal and also cancer free would require giving up regeneration altogether, since that's really where it comes from. the parts of you that regenerate are more cancer prone. the parts of you that are more cancer resistant also don't really heal properly (like your heart).)

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Blighboy
08/05/21 8:40:45 PM
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Isn't that just Nurgle

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SKARDAVNELNATE
08/05/21 8:51:44 PM
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I think there was an issue of Tales from the Crypt which had a story like that.
A man has cancer.
He goes to a witch to save his life.
He still has cancer but it won't kill him.
As his body keeps growing he's constantly hungry.
Eventually the townspeople seal him in a cave.

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JOExHIGASHI
08/05/21 10:20:37 PM
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What type of immortal?

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Metalsonic66
08/05/21 11:41:35 PM
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Blighboy posted...
Isn't that just Nurgle
The underworld dude from Billy and Mandy?

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KodyKeir
08/05/21 11:45:37 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
Billy and Mandy?

That's Nergal Von Blackenitiy

Nurgle is the God of Decay that resides in the Warp of the far flung future of the 41st century.

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