Current Events > You're given a card that allows you to control time, but it actually says Tim.

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Duncanwii
08/05/21 6:30:07 PM
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The god or whatever that gave you the card screwed up and misspelled the power on the card. So now you can manipulate Tim I guess.

What do you do with it?
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uwnim
08/05/21 6:32:01 PM
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There are lots of Tims in this world and now all are my puppets.

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Duncanwii
08/05/21 6:32:33 PM
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JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
Control time since typos happen.

The god was very specific that whatever word was on the card will be your power. So if it says Tim, you can control Tim, not time.
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David1988
08/05/21 6:32:51 PM
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Use tim to go back to when the typo happened and then control time for real

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YugiNoob
08/05/21 6:32:54 PM
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Get Tim Duncan to give me a few million dollars :3

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David1988
08/05/21 6:33:23 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
The god was very specific that whatever word was on the card will be your power. So if it says Tim, you can control Tim, not time.

well crap, get Tim to create a time machine then

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Ryven
08/05/21 6:33:29 PM
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Free food at Tim Horton's for life.

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Bad_Mojo
08/05/21 6:33:30 PM
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K181
08/05/21 7:31:11 PM
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Controlling all Tims would be a fairly powerful ability.

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Spidey5
08/05/21 7:31:19 PM
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Strider102
08/05/21 7:33:33 PM
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Finally, my long awaited dreams of creating an army of Tim's has come to fruition.

The world will be mine!

And then, when I have conquered the planet, I will have my Tim army create a ship that can travel 1 million times the speed of light, and conquer the entire universe.

All will fear me!

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mustachedmystic
08/05/21 7:34:05 PM
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uwnim posted...
There are lots of Tims in this world and now all are my puppets.

K181 posted...
Controlling all Tims would be a fairly powerful ability.
It doesnt say Tims.

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Irony
08/05/21 7:35:09 PM
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I will control Tim Allen

Stop making dumb Marxism tweets

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mech dragon
08/05/21 7:36:31 PM
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I want a refund

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WilliamPorygon
08/05/21 7:36:45 PM
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"That says 'The Bibble.'"

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kuwab0
08/05/21 7:42:26 PM
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K181
08/05/21 7:43:28 PM
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mustachedmystic posted...
It doesnt say Tims.

It says Tim and doesn't specify which, therefore I am going under the assumption that I can have every Tim carrying out one action at a time simultaneously.

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Unspecified_NPC
08/05/21 7:49:09 PM
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Our dumbass vice president is named Tim. This power would be delicious.

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uwnim
08/05/21 8:07:06 PM
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mustachedmystic posted...
It doesnt say Tims.
It says Tim Tims is plural of Tim.

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Doe
08/05/21 8:11:07 PM
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That's actually an incredibly strong power. With almost as many applications (or maybe more) than time stop.

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TheOtherMike
08/05/21 8:11:48 PM
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I would probably bang my hot straight friend named Tim. Then bang all the other Tims.
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mustachedmystic
08/05/21 8:16:35 PM
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uwnim posted...
It says Tim Tims is plural of Tim.
Exactly, you can control one Tim. You gotta choose which one.

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