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HylianFox 08/07/21 2:33:49 PM #1: |
Like, Humanity is the woman and God is the abusive codependent boyfriend who insists that she is NOTHING without him, and throws hissy fits and hits her whenever she doesn't do exactly what he wants and then is all "sorry babe, I'll never do that again!" and then goes and does it again.
Meanwhile, Satan is like the sassy girlfriend who tells her that she doesn't need a man like that in her life and is perfectly capable of getting by on her own. Like, who comes off as the real villain here? --- This is my signature until I can think of a better one. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kaiganeer 08/07/21 2:35:20 PM #2: |
turn the other cheek
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VipaGTS 08/07/21 2:35:27 PM #3: |
He also made an old man build a giant arc and round up 2 of every animal to save them from a flood that he could have stopped.
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armandro 08/07/21 2:38:42 PM #4: |
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Flauros 08/07/21 2:39:43 PM #5: |
You see, he kills everyone at the drop of a hat because he loves us!
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VipaGTS 08/07/21 2:39:51 PM #6: |
Also how come god did all these cool things back then but doesnt do them today? All he seems to do is make his sons image appear on toast sometimes.
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Derwood 08/07/21 2:40:39 PM #7: |
VipaGTS posted...
He also made an old man build a giant arc and round up 2 of every animal to save them from a flood that he could have stopped. Yup, global genocide because God got his fee fees hurt ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SSJPurple 08/07/21 2:41:46 PM #8: |
Its not weird, its intentionally trying to fear you into submission.
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Noumas 08/07/21 2:41:48 PM #9: |
VipaGTS posted...
Also how come god did all these cool things back then but doesnt do them today? All he seems to do is make his sons image appear on toast sometimes.Hehe ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MushroomMuncher 08/07/21 2:41:51 PM #10: |
VipaGTS posted...
He also made an old man build a giant arc and round up 2 of every animal to save them from a flood that he could have stopped.I thought the point of the flood was HE WAS causing the flood --- Do I look like I know what a jpeg is ... Copied to Clipboard!
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armandro 08/07/21 2:42:33 PM #11: |
MushroomMuncher posted...
I thought the point of the flood was HE WAS causing the floodYeah, and then he gave us the rainbow as a promise that he would never do that again. --- https://imgur.com/sKghEcP 8 October, 2023 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VipaGTS 08/07/21 2:42:51 PM #12: |
MushroomMuncher posted...
I thought the point of the flood was HE WAS causing the floodHe was. And he could have stopped it by not causing it. But he still made that poor old man work so hard. --- "I devour urine just like my Portland Trailblazers, with piss poor defense." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MushroomMuncher 08/07/21 2:43:42 PM #13: |
VipaGTS posted...
He was. And he could have stopped it by not causing it. But he still made that poor old man work so hard.This is like reading "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" and saying "Why didn't the boy stop crying wolf then" --- Do I look like I know what a jpeg is ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DeadBankerDream 08/07/21 2:44:06 PM #14: |
God wasn't supposed to be a "good guy", at least in the old testament. He was the almighty lord and you better bow your head in fear (and praise if you have any strength left over).
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BilalPowell 08/07/21 2:44:07 PM #15: |
God caused a flood because God created bad people that he had to get rid of.
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VipaGTS 08/07/21 2:45:03 PM #16: |
MushroomMuncher posted...
This is like reading "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" and saying "Why didn't the boy stop crying wolf then"Not really. Thats just a story. People say the Bible really happened. --- "I devour urine just like my Portland Trailblazers, with piss poor defense." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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sabrestorm 08/07/21 2:46:53 PM #17: |
Flauros posted...
You see, he kills everyone at the drop of a hat because he loves us! he only killed the disobedient, and he even told them to stop or he would destroy them, they should have listened ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MushroomMuncher 08/07/21 2:47:14 PM #18: |
VipaGTS posted...
Not really. Thats just a story. People say the Bible really happened.Whether the events happened or not, a story is a story. If you tell someone of events that happened in the past you're still telling a story. A story still has to be interesting if its worth telling someone. "Why didn't the people of Pompeii just move then" --- Do I look like I know what a jpeg is ... Copied to Clipboard!
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blablablax17 08/07/21 2:47:29 PM #19: |
There's many professional theories that the Bible was written by many authors over several hundred years.
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synth_real 08/07/21 2:48:09 PM #20: |
VipaGTS posted...
He also made an old man build a giant arc and round up 2 of every animal to save them from a flood that he could have stopped.The great flood isn't even original to Judaism, it goes back thousands of years at least to the ancient Sumerians where it was Enlil who did it because humanity was disturbing his peace and quiet. Even Inanna thought it was a horrible thing to do, and she tried to kill Gilgamesh when he turned her down because of all the horrible things she did to previous mortal lovers. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VipaGTS 08/07/21 2:53:48 PM #21: |
MushroomMuncher posted...
Whether the events happened or not, a story is a story. If you tell someone of events that happened in the past you're still telling a story. A story still has to be interesting if its worth telling someone.why cant I ask why the people of Pompeii didnt just move? The answer is it was unexpected and they didnt know. For this story Im asking why god didnt not do a bad thing. The answer is because he isnt all loving and caring like people like to claim. You can ask questions about stories. --- "I devour urine just like my Portland Trailblazers, with piss poor defense." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Strider102 08/07/21 2:56:13 PM #22: |
That moment when you realize this faith and belief everyone talks about is actually fear and indoctrination.
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MushroomMuncher 08/07/21 2:57:25 PM #23: |
VipaGTS posted...
why cant I ask why the people of Pompeii didnt just move? The answer is it was unexpected and they didnt know. For this story Im asking why god didnt not do a bad thing. The answer is because he isnt all loving and caring like people like to claim. You can ask questions about stories.You're allowed to ask questions about any story. But worst question one can possibly ask is "Why did this person do the thing that wouldn't allow the story to happen in the first place" --- Do I look like I know what a jpeg is ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RenescoStCewl 08/07/21 3:01:23 PM #24: |
MushroomMuncher posted...
You're allowed to ask questions about any story. But worst question one can possibly ask is "Why did this person do the thing that wouldn't allow the story to happen in the first place"So it's bad to ask why someone murdered a person? This is a weird take. Characters in real and made up stories still need motivation for their actions s beyond "so the story can take place". --- sTrOM ThuRmONd!!! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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electricbugs2 08/07/21 3:01:44 PM #25: |
VipaGTS posted...
why cant I ask why the people of Pompeii didnt just move? The answer is it was unexpected and they didnt know. For this story Im asking why god didnt not do a bad thing. The answer is because he isnt all loving and caring like people like to claim. You can ask questions about stories.I mean people still live in the modern Pompeii now. Volcano is still active technically. Maybe humanity is just slow. --- Balenciaga hoodies and Gucci shoes #FreeMelly ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MushroomMuncher 08/07/21 3:03:31 PM #26: |
RenescoStCewl posted...
So it's bad to ask why someone murdered a person? This is a weird take. Characters in real and made up stories still need motivation for their actions s beyond "so the story can take place".No no, that's different. That's giving a motive of why the person did the thing. I'm pretty sure Noah's Ark story gave God a motive to flood the earth. The thing that would be similar to what i'm talking about is "Why did the person just not murder the other person" --- Do I look like I know what a jpeg is ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ElatedVenusaur 08/07/21 3:09:27 PM #27: |
MushroomMuncher posted...
No no, that's different. That's giving a motive of why the person did the thing. I'm pretty sure Noah's Ark story gave God a motive to flood the earth. The thing that would be similar to what i'm talking about is "Why did the person just not murder the other person"The apocypha talks about how much of humanity at that time were the descendants of Cain Just...pointing out how crazy it is. --- She/her ... Copied to Clipboard!
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armandro 08/07/21 3:11:29 PM #28: |
ElatedVenusaur posted...
The apocypha talks about how much of humanity at that time were the descendants of CainWhere in the Bible does it say that? --- https://imgur.com/sKghEcP 8 October, 2023 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ManaYuka 08/07/21 3:19:04 PM #30: |
God has a name, Yahweh. Its weird to call him god considering how many gods there are, and YHWH even fights other gods in the bible. He has a wife named Asherah, and there were other gods in the hebrew lore before monotheism took over, and Yahweh followers killed the others/conquered the others and proclaimed him the only god.
Yahweh was the storm god, before monotheism. So yes he caused the flood. --- SE Renaissance- 5 good upcoming SE games, not since the 90's has this happened~ FFXVI, Forspoken, SOP-FF Origin, DQXII, and FFVIIR Part 2. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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refmon 08/07/21 3:21:57 PM #31: |
It's such a cop out when people say God acts in ways beyond human comprehension.
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Zikten 08/07/21 3:28:52 PM #32: |
It's a good thing Yaweh isn't real. If he existed I would consider him the biggest threat to humanity
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BilalPowell 08/07/21 3:30:18 PM #33: |
Just call him Adonai. Yaweh's just the Hebrew spelling.
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MushroomMuncher 08/07/21 3:51:13 PM #34: |
Zikten posted...
It's a good thing Yaweh isn't real. If he existed I would consider him the biggest threat to humanity"He's the biggest threat to humanity by creating humanity" Humans really are their worst enemies huh --- Do I look like I know what a jpeg is ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SauI_Goodman 08/07/21 3:51:57 PM #35: |
Thats old testament god. Try reading new testament.
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Bestoffuture 08/07/21 3:53:18 PM #36: |
Yeah god is kind of a dick
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The_Korey 08/07/21 3:57:49 PM #37: |
HylianFox posted...
Meanwhile, Satan is like the sassy girlfriend who tells her that she doesn't need a man like that in her life and is perfectly capable of getting by on her own. More like the asshole boyfriend's sociopathic ex who's always try play somebody as a means to get back at the asshole boyfriend. Don't glorify either side. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Machete 08/07/21 4:00:44 PM #38: |
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BaphometFlux 08/07/21 4:04:23 PM #39: |
Lol the Bible is not even an interesting book to read, probably one of the most boring things I've ever read (I was forced to when I was growing up).
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BignutzisBack 08/07/21 4:08:48 PM #40: |
It's been well established that the New testament and Old testament gods aren't the same
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