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Doom_Art
08/11/21 10:31:53 AM
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this day is fucking ruined

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ROBANN_88
08/11/21 10:41:05 AM
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few days ago a fly landed in my Coke glass
i was so close to swallowing it

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JimmyFraska
08/11/21 10:41:39 AM
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thats because you support the Tribunal
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BettyWhite
08/12/21 3:11:16 AM
#5:


Just pretend it's a raisin.

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Wii_Shaker
08/12/21 3:16:59 AM
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Anybody else just grab them when they fly by and crush them in your hands?

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AwesomeFawful
08/12/21 3:18:59 AM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
Anybody else just grab them when they fly by and crush them in your hands?
I accidentally touched a dead one yesterday and it fucking grossed me the fuck out, how can you even touch them alive?

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Wii_Shaker
08/12/21 3:20:47 AM
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AwesomeFawful posted...
I accidentally touched a dead one yesterday and it fucking grossed me the fuck out, how can you even touch them alive?

Hand sanitizer is everywhere.

I image your average cellphone has more bacteria on it than a dern fly.

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viewmaster_pi
08/12/21 3:26:04 AM
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.........
-slowly removes phone from my mouth-

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LeoRavus
08/12/21 3:30:34 AM
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I swear to god flies are my most hated species on the planet. Worse than mosquitoes and ticks. They're simply awful. No other animal will bounce off your face for hours until you kill it. They get in my office at work and make the entire day hell.

I don't care what would happen to the food chain. If I could give $10,000 to eliminate flies from the planet I'd do it.

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Wii_Shaker
08/12/21 3:33:00 AM
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I'll take a pinche mosco over bedbugs any day.

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