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Veggeta_MAX 08/15/21 11:51:29 AM #1: |
I walked in to a restaurant to have dinner last night.
Hostess: Hello Me: Hi, table for two, please Hostess: Sure, and your name Me: Jeremy Hostess: Great. And do you and your guest have your vaccination cards? Me: We do....Can you tell us who our server will be? Hostess: Um, looks like Tom will be your server tonight. Me: Great. Can you show us Toms vaccination card? Hostess: Um... Me: And also, can you provide me with proof that Tom is not a carrier of HIV, Hepatitis A or B, or any other communicable diseases? Hostess: Um... Me: Also, we would prefer not to be served by someone who is on or uses recreational drugs, so if you could provide us with Toms most recent tox screen, that would be great. Hostess: Um... Let me get the manager for you. Me: That would be great, thanks. --- I'm Veggeta X's alt ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Veggeta_MAX 08/15/21 11:52:45 AM #2: |
I responded with a simple "r/thatHappened"
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MedeaLysistrata 08/15/21 11:53:45 AM #3: |
Well, at least Jeremy is vaxxed.
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--Zero- 08/15/21 11:56:58 AM #4: |
I saw the same one today too. Moronic.
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