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_BlueMonk 08/19/21 11:07:54 AM #1:	all our son does is fart fart fart fart fart when hes eating fart when hes sleeping fart when hes farting think hes done farting? NOPE HERES ANOTHER BIG FART RIGHT IN YOUR FACE --- JISOO JISOO <cite>_BlueMonk posted [p:957231985] in ''have chi... [t:79621329]...</cite> <quote>all our son does is fart fart fart fart fart when hes eating fart when hes sleeping fart when hes farting think hes done farting? NOPE HERES ANOTHER BIG FART RIGHT IN YOUR FACE </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 08/19/21 11:08:38 AM #2:	Some people pay big money for farts, especially in the face. <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:957232003] in ''have chi... [t:79621329]...</cite> <quote>Some people pay big money for farts, especially in the face. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
roos1046 Reborn 08/19/21 11:09:52 AM #3:	Still working this gimmick? --- When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself. https://imgur.com/FoV5u <cite>roos1046 Reborn posted [p:957232039] in ''have chi... [t:79621329]...</cite> <quote>Still working this gimmick? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jabodie 08/19/21 11:10:17 AM #5:	WingsOfGood posted... Some people pay big money for farts, especially in the face. Lol this is a "can't you just be normal for once, CE?" moment --- <insert sig here> <cite>Jabodie posted [p:957232052] in ''have chi... [t:79621329]...</cite> <quote>WingsOfGood posted... </cite> <quote>Some people pay big money for farts, especially in the face.</quote>Lol this is a "can't you just be normal for once, CE?" moment </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Legato-and-Vash 08/19/21 11:10:38 AM #6:	Don't lie. You look at your son and just feel so happy to have him. I would know. My daughter is about to turn 1 next week. :) --- *~Sincerely yours, Legato and Vash~* Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kid_prodigy23 <cite>Legato-and-Vash posted [p:957232060] in ''have chi... [t:79621329]...</cite> <quote>Don't lie. You look at your son and just feel so happy to have him. I would know. My daughter is about to turn 1 next week. :) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 08/19/21 11:14:47 AM #7:	Has he ever peed in your mouth as you were reeling from the smell of baby fart? --- Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy. <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:957232165] in ''have chi... [t:79621329]...</cite> <quote> Has he ever peed in your mouth as you were reeling from the smell of baby fart? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Legato-and-Vash 08/19/21 11:18:37 AM #8:	This is my daughter a few days ago! Look at it! It IS an amazing journey! Being able to do stuff like this just warms you right up. :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWtwdTLdV78&feature=emb_imp_woyt --- *~Sincerely yours, Legato and Vash~* Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kid_prodigy23 <cite>Legato-and-Vash posted [p:957232265] in ''have chi... [t:79621329]...</cite> <quote>This is my daughter a few days ago! Look at it! It IS an amazing journey! Being able to do stuff like this just warms you right up. :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWtwdTLdV78&feature=emb_imp_woyt </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Prismsblade 08/19/21 11:24:57 AM #9:	It is, but it's weird how often other guys praise me for being single eith no kids still and how miserable their lives are. And don't think I've ever head the opposite first hand. --- 3DS FC:3368-5403-9633 Name: Kaizer PSN: Blackkaizer <cite>Prismsblade posted [p:957232443] in ''have chi... [t:79621329]...</cite> <quote>It is, but it's weird how often other guys praise me for being single eith no kids still and how miserable their lives are. And don't think I've ever head the opposite first hand. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_BlueMonk 08/19/21 11:45:31 AM #10:	Legato-and-Vash posted... Don't lie. You look at your son and just feel so happy to have him. I would know. My daughter is about to turn 1 next week. :) sigh. i do. im at work and when i get time i open google photos and look at all the pics of him and miss him. BUT THEN I GET HOME AND ITS BIG FART CITY GOD DAMN --- JISOO JISOO <cite>_BlueMonk posted [p:957233021] in ''have chi... [t:79621329]...</cite> <quote>Legato-and-Vash posted... </cite> <quote>Don't lie. You look at your son and just feel so happy to have him. I would know. My daughter is about to turn 1 next week. :)</quote>sigh. i do. im at work and when i get time i open google photos and look at all the pics of him and miss him. BUT THEN I GET HOME AND ITS BIG FART CITY GOD DAMN </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Legato-and-Vash 08/19/21 11:48:29 AM #11:	_BlueMonk posted... sigh. i do. im at work and when i get time i open google photos and look at all the pics of him and miss him. BUT THEN I GET HOME AND ITS BIG FART CITY GOD DAMN LOL this was also me. I'd sit at work and just look at pics of my daughter, but when I get home, I'd always go "OMG STOP CRYING" She hasn't had a huge gas issue though which is actually surprising since her mom has a lot of gas usually. >_> --- *~Sincerely yours, Legato and Vash~* Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kid_prodigy23 <cite>Legato-and-Vash posted [p:957233120] in ''have chi... [t:79621329]...</cite> <quote>_BlueMonk posted... </cite> <quote>sigh. i do. im at work and when i get time i open google photos and look at all the pics of him and miss him. BUT THEN I GET HOME AND ITS BIG FART CITY GOD DAMN</quote>LOL this was also me. I'd sit at work and just look at pics of my daughter, but when I get home, I'd always go "OMG STOP CRYING" She hasn't had a huge gas issue though which is actually surprising since her mom has a lot of gas usually. >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 08/19/21 12:22:06 PM #12:	Legato-and-Vash posted... This is my daughter a few days ago! Look at it! It IS an amazing journey! Being able to do stuff like this just warms you right up. :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWtwdTLdV78&feature=emb_imp_woyt wow she be famous musician one day! <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:957234116] in ''have chi... [t:79621329]...</cite> <quote>Legato-and-Vash posted... </cite> <quote>This is my daughter a few days ago! Look at it! It IS an amazing journey! Being able to do stuff like this just warms you right up. :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWtwdTLdV78&feature=emb_imp_woyt</quote> wow she be famous musician one day! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eggcorn 08/19/21 12:23:31 PM #13:	Legato-and-Vash posted... This is my daughter a few days ago! Look at it! It IS an amazing journey! Being able to do stuff like this just warms you right up. :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWtwdTLdV78&feature=emb_imp_woyt That is adorable. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content. <cite>eggcorn posted [p:957234153] in ''have chi... [t:79621329]...</cite> <quote>Legato-and-Vash posted... </cite> <quote>This is my daughter a few days ago! Look at it! It IS an amazing journey! Being able to do stuff like this just warms you right up. :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWtwdTLdV78&feature=emb_imp_woyt</quote>That is adorable. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Prestoff 08/19/21 12:26:01 PM #14:	I mean no one said being a parent was easy. Anyone who says otherwise probably has other people (like parents, relatives, or has a lot of money to hire someone else to take care of the child). Otherwise being a parent is a full time job, especially in the first 8 months. The worst of them is when you lose sleep because the baby is crying in the middle of the night. I really made sure I used up my paternity leave to make my wife's life easier when I eventually had to get back to work. I know this is going to sound cliched, but from all the hardship I had to follow I always look forward to coming home to see our babies face. She ultimately plays a role why I strive forward to give her a good of a life as I can. --- DI MOLTO! <cite>Prestoff posted [p:957234228] in ''have chi... [t:79621329]...</cite> <quote>I mean no one said being a parent was easy. Anyone who says otherwise probably has other people (like parents, relatives, or has a lot of money to hire someone else to take care of the child). Otherwise being a parent is a full time job, especially in the first 8 months. The worst of them is when you lose sleep because the baby is crying in the middle of the night. I really made sure I used up my paternity leave to make my wife's life easier when I eventually had to get back to work. I know this is going to sound cliched, but from all the hardship I had to follow I always look forward to coming home to see our babies face. She ultimately plays a role why I strive forward to give her a good of a life as I can. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 08/19/21 12:27:12 PM #15:	Does he take after his mom or biological father in this regard? --- Genius, Thousandaire, Playboy, Philanthropist <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:957234255] in ''have chi... [t:79621329]...</cite> <quote>Does he take after his mom or biological father in this regard? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 08/19/21 12:29:09 PM #16:	Children. Disgusting. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:957234316] in ''have chi... [t:79621329]...</cite> <quote>Children. Disgusting. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CobraGT 08/19/21 12:30:40 PM #17:	Add cilantro to his formula. I think he is supposed to be burping. --- GoldenSun/Crossbone Isle diagrams/ 18 teams known https://photobucket.com/u/SwordOfWheat/a/9990a2ee-25f3-4242-ae79-7d2d4b882be4 <cite>CobraGT posted [p:957234363] in ''have chi... [t:79621329]...</cite> <quote>Add cilantro to his formula. I think he is supposed to be burping. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_BlueMonk 08/19/21 1:36:48 PM #18:	Returning_CEmen posted... Does he take after his mom or biological father in this regard? DEFINITELY HIS MOM --- JISOO JISOO <cite>_BlueMonk posted [p:957236325] in ''have chi... [t:79621329]...</cite> <quote>Returning_CEmen posted... </cite> <quote>Does he take after his mom or biological father in this regard?</quote>DEFINITELY HIS MOM </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 08/19/21 1:38:06 PM #19:	CobraGT posted... Add cilantro to his formula. may or may not work. when i taste cilantro it taste like soap. --- Explorers In The Further Regions Of Experience, demons to some, Angels To Others: Pinhead <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:957236360] in ''have chi... [t:79621329]...</cite> <quote>CobraGT posted...</cite> <quote>Add cilantro to his formula.</quote> may or may not work. when i taste cilantro it taste like soap.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_BlueMonk 08/19/21 1:39:44 PM #20:	CobraGT posted... I think he is supposed to be burping. yeah i burp him but sometimes when i prop him up on my shoulder, the compression of his tummy causes him to immediately get the hiccups. now he can't sleep or eat cuz hes so stressed out about the hiccups. --- JISOO JISOO <cite>_BlueMonk posted [p:957236407] in ''have chi... [t:79621329]...</cite> <quote>CobraGT posted... </cite> <quote>I think he is supposed to be burping.</quote>yeah i burp him but sometimes when i prop him up on my shoulder, the compression of his tummy causes him to immediately get the hiccups. now he can't sleep or eat cuz hes so stressed out about the hiccups. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CobraGT 08/19/21 1:49:29 PM #21:	Maybe a virtual pet will relieve the anxiety? --- GoldenSun/Crossbone Isle diagrams/ 18 teams known https://photobucket.com/u/SwordOfWheat/a/9990a2ee-25f3-4242-ae79-7d2d4b882be4 <cite>CobraGT posted [p:957236693] in ''have chi... [t:79621329]...</cite> <quote>Maybe a virtual pet will relieve the anxiety? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 08/19/21 1:49:38 PM #22:	_BlueMonk posted... hes so stressed out experiencing what an adult has to deal with on a daily basis. --- Explorers In The Further Regions Of Experience, demons to some, Angels To Others: Pinhead <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:957236696] in ''have chi... [t:79621329]...</cite> <quote>_BlueMonk posted...</cite> <quote>hes so stressed out</quote> experiencing what an adult has to deal with on a daily basis.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
roos1046 Reborn 08/19/21 10:10:07 PM #23:	CobraGT posted... Maybe a virtual pet will relieve the anxiety? Lol that is what this fake baby is --- When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself. https://imgur.com/FoV5u <cite>roos1046 Reborn posted [p:957251946] in ''have chi... [t:79621329]...</cite> <quote>CobraGT posted... </cite> <quote>Maybe a virtual pet will relieve the anxiety?</quote> Lol that is what this fake baby is </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
trappedunderice 08/19/21 10:13:51 PM #24:	roos1046 Reborn posted... Still working this gimmick? Tcs newborn child is like a couple of years old now. <cite>trappedunderice posted [p:957252051] in ''have chi... [t:79621329]...</cite> <quote>roos1046 Reborn posted... </cite> <quote>Still working this gimmick?</quote>Tcs newborn child is like a couple of years old now. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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