Current Events > Drinking Topic 75 - Come Feel Alive, We'll All Strive To Jive

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CanuckCowboy
08/28/21 7:02:13 PM
#151:


a-c-a-b posted...
Holy fuck. It's pissing rain here harder than I've seen it in years. The wind is pretty intense too.

I kinda wanna go for a walk and get drenched. I don't care about my clothes but I don't really wanna get my boots soaked.

I went swimming in the rain the other day..it was great except the water was way warmer than the rain or wind so getting out sucked.

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/28/21 7:19:29 PM
#152:


My work laptop says rain is coming and my personal laptop says sunny..... It's not sunny but I don't see any rain coming either.

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Pandamonic
08/28/21 7:22:55 PM
#153:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
My work laptop says rain is coming and my personal laptop says sunny..... It's not sunny but I don't see any rain coming either.
Get some beer, that way you'll be safe in any situation.

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/28/21 7:40:53 PM
#154:


Oh I already have beer.

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Pandamonic
08/28/21 7:42:51 PM
#155:


Then I say bring on the sunny/rainy weather!

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/28/21 8:06:29 PM
#156:


And speaking of... @WaterLink Good luck with that dirty son of a whoricane comin your way.

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Pandamonic
08/28/21 8:09:02 PM
#157:


The winds of shit are a coming.

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Smackems
08/28/21 8:38:28 PM
#158:


It's my sisters bday party thingy tonight. She will be 29 and we doing old people stuff

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a-c-a-b
08/28/21 8:38:56 PM
#159:


I lost power for an hour and a half. That kinda sucked.
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BlazinBlue88
08/28/21 9:11:10 PM
#160:


Smackems posted...
It's my sisters bday party thingy tonight. She will be 29 and we doing old people stuff
What old people stuff? Sitting in rocking chairs on the front porch?

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Smackems
08/28/21 9:12:14 PM
#161:


BlazinBlue88 posted...
What old people stuff? Sitting in rocking chairs on the front porch?

BlazinBlue88 posted...
What old people stuff? Sitting in rocking chairs on the front porch?
Not that old yet. More like play games and get fat...er

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Pandamonic
08/28/21 9:13:58 PM
#162:


Why not sit in a rocking chair and play games while getting massively obese?

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/28/21 9:14:16 PM
#163:


BlazinBlue88 posted...
What old people stuff? Sitting in rocking chairs on the front porch?

I do that with my fiancee it's amazing with a drink in your hand.... FUCK that's it im officially old.

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a-c-a-b
08/28/21 9:14:31 PM
#164:


BlazinBlue88 posted...

What old people stuff? Sitting in rocking chairs on the front porch?

I wish I had a porch. We just had a pretty wicked storm here. I'd of loved to sit on a porch, drink and get stoned while watching it.
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CanuckCowboy
08/28/21 9:18:48 PM
#165:


I want a porch and a lawn to mow and some neighbour kids who I can yell "get off my lawn!!!!!" at and maybe make Walter chase them.

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/28/21 9:20:17 PM
#166:


Just put some artificial grass in your room. It'll at least give you the illusion that you're campin out in the back yard. Maybe start a fire and grill some steaks.

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Smackems
08/28/21 9:22:21 PM
#167:


Pandamonic posted...
Why not sit in a rocking chair and play games while getting massively obese?
That's a normal evening for me

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CanuckCowboy
08/28/21 9:33:25 PM
#168:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Just put some artificial grass in your room. It'll at least give you the illusion that you're campin out in the back yard. Maybe start a fire and grill some steaks.

Thats true but I still need a way to traumatize children.

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Pandamonic
08/28/21 9:35:20 PM
#169:


^ lol

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BlazinBlue88
08/28/21 9:45:28 PM
#170:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I do that with my fiancee it's amazing with a drink in your hand.... FUCK that's it im officially old.
A lot of old people stuff is awesome like walking around the house in a robe, slippers, and a glass of liquor in your hand.

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/28/21 9:50:14 PM
#171:


Old people things are great:

Drinking and eating a turkey leg on the toilet
Drinking and listening to classic rock
Drinking and fixing things around the house
Drinking and trying to get it up so you can have sex
Drinking and bitching about how young people are buncha shit heads
Drinking and falling down the stairs and breaking you neck, back, and ass but not spilling a drop of your drink

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a-c-a-b
08/28/21 9:51:04 PM
#172:


How old are you Johnny? I always figured you were around the same age as Mabus and Canuck, but I've never known for sure.
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CanuckCowboy
08/28/21 10:00:39 PM
#173:


Johnny is a couple years younger than me iirc.

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Pandamonic
08/28/21 10:03:25 PM
#174:


Also an old people thing: drinking and looking for your glasses because the glasses that are on your fucking face aren't the glasses you need because those glasses are for different stuff while right now you're trying to read some fucking thing so you need your reading glasses.
And drinking.

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a-c-a-b
08/28/21 10:03:41 PM
#175:


I'm 36 myself.
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Pandamonic
08/28/21 10:05:29 PM
#177:


Man, I must be the youngest one here.

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CanuckCowboy
08/28/21 10:06:18 PM
#178:


a-c-a-b posted...
I'm 36 myself.

Were all old lol.

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I dont mind it so far. I care a lot less about a lot of shit and it makes life way better. If I start feeling like I'm declining physically then ill hate it.

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/28/21 10:07:39 PM
#179:


Yeah i'm 37 now. I haven't really fallen down the stairs and broken anything because I don't have stairs to fall down.

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CanuckCowboy
08/28/21 10:21:12 PM
#181:


Me just before diverticulitis almost killed me was prime me but that was like 31 and 39 year old me would absolutely whoop the fuck out of 20s or teens me.

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CanuckCowboy
08/28/21 10:24:45 PM
#183:


wbloechel posted...
oof oh man I had to google that. That sounds awful, I'm sorry man! Glad you got that cleared up...jeeze

Thanks. It got diagnosed like 2 years late and I was down to 123lbs before I finally had surgery.

It almost killed brock Lesnar too.

So essentially I like to think I'm brock Lesnar now.

I still remember I was in hospital and the ufc overeem fought Lesnar was on a channel I actually had in hospital and Reem just rocket kneed Lesnar right in his diverticulitis surgery scar and I was so happy for Reem but also I had a recently stapled together abdomen and didn't wanna see it lol.

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CanuckCowboy
08/28/21 10:29:11 PM
#185:


wbloechel posted...
fuck yeah brother!

hmm. I could stand to lose some lbs.... *thinks* no that's a bad idea.

They say its not genetic but my mom and my grandma on her side had it at unusually young ages as well.

But I hear cutting out fiber entirely can help cause it. Lol

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a-c-a-b
08/28/21 10:31:34 PM
#186:


Getting old sucks.

I have a kid that's now older than I was when I became a parent. It's kinda a mind fuck.
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CanuckCowboy
08/28/21 10:41:13 PM
#187:


If I had a kid I feel like it'd really put it into a glaring perspective as they aged. I dont really notice it too much except when it comes to my niece or friends kids I've spent a lot of time around.

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/28/21 10:47:57 PM
#188:


As I get older I feel like I want a kid more. Just one, but i'd have to spend like $10k to get my fiancees tubes untied. That's why I try as hard as I can every time for that very small chance.

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CanuckCowboy
08/28/21 10:48:57 PM
#189:


If I had a kid anything like I was it would be hell. Fuck I was an asshole.

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/28/21 10:50:43 PM
#190:


Yeah I know me too. The idea is fun, but the reality is a lot of puke piss and shit all over you.

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Pandamonic
08/28/21 11:05:07 PM
#191:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Yeah I know me too. The idea is fun, but the reality is a lot of puke piss and shit all over you.
Hey man some people pay for that.

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BlazinBlue88
08/28/21 11:12:30 PM
#192:


Pandamonic posted...
Man, I must be the youngest one here.
I'm starting to think that about myself. I'm going to be 33 next month and thought I was in the middle of the age range. Hell I thought Johnny was like 34 or 35.

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Smackems
08/28/21 11:18:44 PM
#193:


a-c-a-b posted...
Getting old sucks.

I have a kid that's now older than I was when I became a parent. It's kinda a mind fuck.
How many kids you got

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/28/21 11:22:16 PM
#194:


BlazinBlue88 posted...
I'm starting to think that about myself. I'm going to be 33 next month and thought I was in the middle of the age range. Hell I thought Johnny was like 34 or 35.

I thought Canuck was younger than me too.

Makes sense why were a tight knit group though. We're all mostly around the same age.

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DespondentDeity
08/28/21 11:23:59 PM
#195:


Im fuckin drunk on birthday cake vodka and like 4 cocktails from a restaurant ugh Im already hungover

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/28/21 11:24:49 PM
#196:


Fuck it's birthday season.

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a-c-a-b
08/28/21 11:24:52 PM
#197:


Smackems posted...

How many kids you got

Just one. I had a kid when I still a teenager. She hasn't lived with me in years.
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Johnny_Nutcase
08/28/21 11:26:02 PM
#198:


You don't have to answer, but do you still keep in contact?

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a-c-a-b
08/28/21 11:32:13 PM
#199:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
You don't have to answer, but do you still keep in contact?

Yeah. I still talk to her but I wouldn't call our relationship close. I wish I could have seen her more than I have.
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Pandamonic
08/28/21 11:35:39 PM
#200:


BlazinBlue88 posted...
I'm starting to think that about myself. I'm going to be 33 next month and thought I was in the middle of the age range. Hell I thought Johnny was like 34 or 35.
I'm 30 in a couple of months.
It's a strange thing when people in their early 30s are the young ones.
But it's ok for me. I can learn from these geezers, like whittling, or how to whistle with a blade of grass, or how to tie an onion to my belt.

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