Current Events > $3,200,000 but everytime you have sex it results in impregnation

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UnfairRepresent 09/05/21 6:18:17 PM #1:	Would you take it? Yes No Would you take it? - Results (48 votes) Yes 81.25% (39 votes) 39 No 18.75% (9 votes) 9 Money is after tax but if you take it then every time you have sex it will result in becoming pregnant with a baby. If you're female you'll be pregnant. If you're male then the girl will be pregnant. IF they're already pregnant then they will suddenly be impregnated again somehow. Twins, then triplets, etc. 1 more each time you have sex. This never stops. Protection, vasectomies, anal, oral. Doesn't matter. Still end up pregnant. That's the burden. https://i.imgur.com/COJkZ1J.png Would you take it? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:957766414] in $3,200,000... [t:79647530]...</cite> <quote> Would you take it? Yes No Vote View Results Would you take it? - Results (48 votes) Yes 81.25% (39 votes) 39 No 18.75% (9 votes) 9 Show Voting Form Money is after tax but if you take it then every time you have sex it will result in becoming pregnant with a baby. If you're female you'll be pregnant. If you're male then the girl will be pregnant. IF they're already pregnant then they will suddenly be impregnated again somehow. Twins, then triplets, etc. 1 more each time you have sex. This never stops. Protection, vasectomies, anal, oral. Doesn't matter. Still end up pregnant. That's the burden. https://i.imgur.com/COJkZ1J.png Would you take it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Humble_Novice 09/05/21 6:18:52 PM #2:	But what if you have gay sex? <cite>Humble_Novice posted [p:957766429] in $3,200,000... [t:79647530]...</cite> <quote>But what if you have gay sex? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tappor 09/05/21 6:19:00 PM #3:	I'm gay. --- There is no signature; take off your clothes. <cite>Tappor posted [p:957766433] in $3,200,000... [t:79647530]...</cite> <quote>I'm gay. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 09/05/21 6:20:03 PM #4:	Humble_Novice posted... But what if you have gay sex? Then I guess you're quids in and should take the money --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:957766459] in $3,200,000... [t:79647530]...</cite> <quote>Humble_Novice posted... </cite> <quote>But what if you have gay sex?</quote>Then I guess you're quids in and should take the money </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheRadiant 09/05/21 6:20:59 PM #5:	If you're a lesbian do you both get pregnant? --- She/her <cite>TheRadiant posted [p:957766481] in $3,200,000... [t:79647530]...</cite> <quote>If you're a lesbian do you both get pregnant? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kanaya413 09/05/21 6:23:35 PM #6:	Sure Im not having sex anyway <cite>Kanaya413 posted [p:957766538] in $3,200,000... [t:79647530]...</cite> <quote>Sure Im not having sex anyway </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BLooD WoLf 09/05/21 6:24:53 PM #7:	UnfairRepresent posted... This never stops. Protection, vasectomies, anal, oral. Doesn't matter. Still end up pregnant. That's the burden. lmao you'd be a walking Yahoo Answers question --- https://imgur.com/W95Rp <cite>BLooD WoLf posted [p:957766567] in $3,200,000... [t:79647530]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>This never stops. Protection, vasectomies, anal, oral. Doesn't matter. Still end up pregnant. That's the burden.</quote> lmao you'd be a walking Yahoo Answers question </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KnightofShikari 09/05/21 6:25:16 PM #8:	Kanaya413 posted... Sure Im not having sex anyway --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States <cite>KnightofShikari posted [p:957766581] in $3,200,000... [t:79647530]...</cite> <quote>Kanaya413 posted... </cite> <quote>Sure Im not having sex anyway</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 09/05/21 6:28:48 PM #9:	So, you either have to: Remain celibate forever. Have a faithful partner who won't try to take the money and run. Watch the money go fast due to all the child support payments you'll have to make. --- I often wonder if we are growing as a people... or in fact, regressing. <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:957766676] in $3,200,000... [t:79647530]...</cite> <quote>So, you either have to: Remain celibate forever.Have a faithful partner who won't try to take the money and run.Watch the money go fast due to all the child support payments you'll have to make.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 09/05/21 6:32:42 PM #10:	Getting paid to continue on the bloodline? Sure. --- S / K / Y / N / E <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:957766772] in $3,200,000... [t:79647530]...</cite> <quote>Getting paid to continue on the bloodline? Sure. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 09/05/21 6:51:31 PM #11:	Vicious_Dios posted... Getting paid to continue on the bloodline? Sure. Thanks Redfield --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:957767166] in $3,200,000... [t:79647530]...</cite> <quote>Vicious_Dios posted... </cite> <quote>Getting paid to continue on the bloodline? Sure.</quote>Thanks Redfield </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flauros 09/05/21 6:52:40 PM #12:	Just exclusively hook up with transexuals. --- https://imgur.com/EX6Md7k https://imgur.com/X4cT0Sp Yim/Yum https://imgur.com/A3kur0P https://imgur.com/Hj9RrC6 <cite>Flauros posted [p:957767192] in $3,200,000... [t:79647530]...</cite> <quote>Just exclusively hook up with transexuals. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 09/06/21 3:58:43 AM #14:	Woozul posted... Given that would mean me getting pregnant fuck no Like are we assuming I can yeetus the fetus or is that out of the question here The fetuses are not invincible no --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:957780466] in $3,200,000... [t:79647530]...</cite> <quote>Woozul posted... </cite> <quote>Given that would mean me getting pregnant fuck no Like are we assuming I can yeetus the fetus or is that out of the question here</quote>The fetuses are not invincible no </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkmaian23 09/06/21 4:04:34 AM #15:	But what's going to happen to my hands? ;.; <cite>darkmaian23 posted [p:957780523] in $3,200,000... [t:79647530]...</cite> <quote>But what's going to happen to my hands? ;.; </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thompson 09/06/21 4:10:18 AM #16:	darkmaian23 posted... But what's going to happen to my hands? ;.; Pregnancy, of course. --- Sigs are rather pointless, except if it's to showcase animation and images. <cite>Thompson posted [p:957780591] in $3,200,000... [t:79647530]...</cite> <quote>darkmaian23 posted... </cite> <quote>But what's going to happen to my hands? ;.;</quote>Pregnancy, of course. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kakapo 09/06/21 4:12:26 AM #17:	Woozul posted... Given that would mean me getting pregnant fuck no Like are we assuming I can yeetus the fetus or is that out of the question here Fetus Deletus! --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:957780611] in $3,200,000... [t:79647530]...</cite> <quote>Woozul posted... </cite> <quote>Given that would mean me getting pregnant fuck no Like are we assuming I can yeetus the fetus or is that out of the question here</quote>Fetus Deletus! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BusyGettingLaid 09/06/21 4:20:28 AM #18:	Time to change my username <cite>BusyGettingLaid posted [p:957780691] in $3,200,000... [t:79647530]...</cite> <quote>Time to change my username </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 09/06/21 4:22:23 AM #19:	I would stop having sex --- Genius, Thousandaire, Playboy, Philanthropist <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:957780708] in $3,200,000... [t:79647530]...</cite> <quote>I would stop having sex </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AldousIsDead 09/06/21 4:40:56 AM #20:	My dick doesn't work anyway, so easy money. --- In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity. <cite>AldousIsDead posted [p:957780900] in $3,200,000... [t:79647530]...</cite> <quote>My dick doesn't work anyway, so easy money. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 09/06/21 4:45:45 AM #21:	BusyGettingLaid posted... Time to change my username BusyGettingPaid --- I wanted to change, with every breath <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:957780942] in $3,200,000... [t:79647530]...</cite> <quote>BusyGettingLaid posted... </cite> <quote>Time to change my username</quote>BusyGettingPaid </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 09/06/21 4:45:55 AM #22:	give me the moenuys --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. <cite>Nukazie posted [p:957780945] in $3,200,000... [t:79647530]...</cite> <quote>give me the moenuys </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 09/06/21 4:47:07 AM #23:	no dice. i want a kid or two, not a whole army of them... unless i could get a vasectomy after the first two kids. >_> <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:957780956] in $3,200,000... [t:79647530]...</cite> <quote>no dice. i want a kid or two, not a whole army of them... unless i could get a vasectomy after the first two kids. >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 09/06/21 4:47:08 AM #24:	no but seriously yes i would take the money in a heartbeat and never have sex or children and be happy being left to my own devices --- I wanted to change, with every breath <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:957780957] in $3,200,000... [t:79647530]...</cite> <quote>no but seriously yes i would take the money in a heartbeat and never have sex or children and be happy being left to my own devices </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
im not 13 09/06/21 4:53:57 AM #25:	If oral was allowed might of considered But nahh. Life's to short to live without segs --- http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m510t9eNw71r2yd8o.jpg <cite>im not 13 posted [p:957781034] in $3,200,000... [t:79647530]...</cite> <quote>If oral was allowed might of considered But nahh. Life's to short to live without segs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 09/06/21 4:55:09 AM #26:	omg no. If it followed the rules of reality, then I'd agree, but not this. --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:957781046] in $3,200,000... [t:79647530]...</cite> <quote>omg no. If it followed the rules of reality, then I'd agree, but not this. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 09/06/21 4:57:04 AM #27:	ZevLoveDOOM posted... no dice. i want a kid or two, not a whole army of them... unless i could get a vasectomy after the first two kids. >_> Nope. They'll still get pregnant --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:957781065] in $3,200,000... [t:79647530]...</cite> <quote>ZevLoveDOOM posted... </cite> <quote>no dice. i want a kid or two, not a whole army of them... unless i could get a vasectomy after the first two kids. >_></quote>Nope. They'll still get pregnant </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheChariot 09/06/21 4:57:56 AM #28:	Sure. Just have ONS with women without ever giving them your information. And don't do it in Texas. --- "The Arcana is the means by which all is revealed... One of life's greatest blessings is the freedom to pursue one's goals." -Arcana VII The Chariot <cite>TheChariot posted [p:957781074] in $3,200,000... [t:79647530]...</cite> <quote>Sure. Just have ONS with women without ever giving them your information. And don't do it in Texas. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 09/06/21 4:58:02 AM #29:	UnfairRepresent posted... Nope. They'll still get pregnant what if she has no uterus --- I wanted to change, with every breath <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:957781075] in $3,200,000... [t:79647530]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Nope. They'll still get pregnant</quote>what if she has no uterus </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 09/06/21 5:01:34 AM #30:	viewmaster_pi posted... what if she has no uterus Then it turns out she has one and the doctor fucked up --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:957781111] in $3,200,000... [t:79647530]...</cite> <quote>viewmaster_pi posted... </cite> <quote>what if she has no uterus</quote>Then it turns out she has one and the doctor fucked up </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 09/06/21 5:08:09 AM #31:	Ive gone 33 without sex, so its clearly not a priority for me. Where money --- Bah weep grannah weep ni ni bon <cite>rexcrk posted [p:957781168] in $3,200,000... [t:79647530]...</cite> <quote>Ive gone 33 without sex, so its clearly not a priority for me. Where money </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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