Current Events > Ten dollars for every post you make, or you never have to sleep again?

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MedeaLysistrata
09/06/21 11:44:15 PM
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Posts on any site- no bots though!

You can sleep if you want to dream or something, but you really don't need to.

Maybe lower the amnt you get per post

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LeoRavus
09/06/21 11:45:43 PM
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Money. Sleeping doesn't bother me but working does.

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Tappor
09/06/21 11:47:30 PM
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money lmao by far
all i do is post, post, post on websites and discord

also sleeping is great

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Kajagogo
09/07/21 12:03:29 AM
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The money of course.

I'd make about 500 on my Save That contests alone.

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Kombucha
09/07/21 12:10:07 AM
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Id rather get paid to shit post.

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DemonBuffet
09/07/21 12:11:53 AM
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Get paid! Shit post 100 times a day for $1000? Do that 5 times a week? $20,000 a month?

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deoxxys
09/07/21 12:23:02 AM
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LeoRavus posted...
Money. Sleeping doesn't bother me but working does.


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Kobe Bryant
09/07/21 12:23:53 AM
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Lmao unlimited money or go insane

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Wii_Shaker
09/07/21 12:25:12 AM
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The money. I already don't sleep.

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Arcanine2009
09/07/21 12:25:26 AM
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Money, unless that sleeping part also means I am immortal as well

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1337toothbrush
09/07/21 12:25:51 AM
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Easy money or lose one of my favorite activities? Gee, that's a tough one.

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Solar_Crimson
09/07/21 12:27:46 AM
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Definitely the money. I don't mind sleep.

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Pandamonic
09/07/21 2:57:51 AM
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I love sleeping. If I could, I would sleep 23 hours a day. Get up for one hour, take a shit, eat something, watch an episode of The Simpsons (season 2-8) and go back to sleep again. That's heaven.

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MarbyIsBack
09/07/21 3:06:04 AM
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The ability to never sleep again is useless to me. I wish I could sleep MORE often, and I already sleep 12 hours a day.

Now give me 10 dollars.

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Marmitecashews
09/07/21 3:24:54 AM
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deoxxys
09/07/21 3:26:08 AM
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The better sleep power would be for you to be able to cease aging and stop time while sleeping.

That means you could would never have to waste time sleeping but you could still sleep.

I would even take four hours of time stop sleep.

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trappedunderice
09/07/21 3:27:34 AM
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Sleep is the cousin of death.
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IfGodCouldDie
09/07/21 3:30:21 AM
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Money for sure.

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Mistere Man
09/07/21 3:35:40 AM
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Definitely money

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Alteres
09/07/21 3:42:54 AM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
The money. I already don't sleep.
Har, its sad because its true.

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Nukazie
09/07/21 3:44:13 AM
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give me the money maker, i like to sleep

trappedunderice posted...
Sleep is the cousin of death.

where's the incest video at

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Kami_no_Kami
09/07/21 3:46:28 AM
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How does energy work if I take the sleep thing? Do I maintain the same level of energy endlessly or does it vary? If its the former how much energy will I have endlessly? If the latter what happens when Im in a boring meeting and get groggy?

Also, if I choose to sleep can I knock myself out instantly and determine how much time Ill sleep for?
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Flauros
09/07/21 3:47:41 AM
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make a post on any site? i just make a facebook with 0 friends and spam post random gibberish as fast as possible.

In like 10 minutes ill have thousands of dollars.

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GGuirao13
09/07/21 3:48:47 AM
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Money.

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R_Jackal
09/07/21 3:49:34 AM
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Assuming no sleep means I'm constantly well rested, that. So much shit I want to do in life, having those extra hours gives me some great me-time.
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IfGodCouldDie
09/07/21 3:56:19 AM
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R_Jackal posted...
Assuming no sleep means I'm constantly well rested, that. So much shit I want to do in life, having those extra hours gives me some great me-time.
I mean, 100 posts in a day is $1000 dollars a day meaning you'd never have to work an actual job. You'd be able to use all your non-sleeping time as me time because you wouldn't have to work.

Assuming it took you 30 seconds on average to make a post, you'd be making $1000/hr

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