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Irony
09/07/21 8:00:02 PM
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Accidentally dropped it on my kitchen floor. Instead of bitching I dusted it off and ate it.

6/10 there were a few hairs

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Pandamonic
09/07/21 8:03:38 PM
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That can happen. What's important is that you didn't let it get you down. You overcame the obstacle, and you're a happier person for it.

I salute you. I guess.

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viewmaster_pi
09/07/21 8:04:25 PM
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ok you fucking ninja turtle

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JlM
09/07/21 8:04:47 PM
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I mean, did it land face up or face down? Do you have pets?
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Irony
09/07/21 8:05:51 PM
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JlM posted...
I mean, did it land face up or face down? Do you have pets?
It was face up and yeah I have a cat which was probably what the hairs were

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Cheater87
09/07/21 8:06:10 PM
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Never had that happen, the worst I had was it flipped upside down onto the cutting board when taking it out.

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Irony
09/07/21 8:06:18 PM
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jeffhardyb0yz posted...
A slice or a whole pie
It was a small pizza I cut into 4 slices and I dropped 2

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pikachupwnage
09/07/21 8:06:39 PM
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Was it boneless?

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SauI_Goodman
09/07/21 8:06:45 PM
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The 5 second rule is bullcrap. They did experiments on it. Also this reminds me if Apu and the hotdog lmao

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JlM
09/07/21 8:06:58 PM
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Irony posted...
JlM posted...
I mean, did it land face up or face down? Do you have pets?
It was face up and yeah I have a cat which was probably what the hairs were


Face up, chow down.
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Irony
09/07/21 8:07:14 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
The 5 second rule is bullcrap. They did experiments on it. Also this reminds me if Apu and the hotdog lmao
I thought Myth Buster learned that there are less germs on it

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Kanaya413
09/07/21 8:07:19 PM
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Dont blame you
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SauI_Goodman
09/07/21 8:07:43 PM
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https://youtu.be/5S0L-gLreiI

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