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yo momma so fat 9/11 amirite

Yo mama so fat she needs 2 hearthstones

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Yo mama so fat that every time she puts her foot down she literally makes a mountain out of a molehill.

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SSJ5_Goku posted...

Yo mama so fat she needs 2 hearthstones

Yo momma so fat I used shadowstep on her and got a loading screen.

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Yo momma so fat FTC concluded their investigation she the reason McDonald's shake machines always broke.

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Yo momma so fat it's become a serious health concern

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Yo momma's so fat, her new pants required so much canvas Bethesda had to make their bags out of nylon.

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Forget what you think you know about the history of Omashu; yo mama so fat she invented Earthbending just by falling out of bed one morning.

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Yo momma so fat people keep making the same yo momma's got overweight medical problems anti-joke over and over cause they can't read cause she blocks line of sight to GameFAQs just by being that fat.

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Interesting bit of Jurassic Park trivia: one of the most difficult effects to create was the water ripple that signified the approaching T-Rex, and try as they might, the SFX team just couldn't produce the correct vibrations to get the desired effect. Then yo mama walked in.

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Yo mama so fat she got Covid and died.

This is the best thread ever

Yo mama so fat she was a planet in Super Mario Galaxy.

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Yo momma so fat she discovered the continent of Atlantis then she walked on top of it.

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Yo mama so fat she's PC exclusive, as there's never been a console powerful enough to fully render her.

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Yours is so fat she got baptized in the pacific and water displacement caused coastal flooding from California to northern bc.

Hah!

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One of the US Geological Survey's responsibilities is keeping track of all the arable land in the continental United States. And based on their latest findings, it is simply not possible to grow the amount of cotton required to make yo mama a pair of pants that fit.

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Yo momma like a hockey player, hasn't changed her pads in three periods.

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Yo momma so fat when she cooks she use spit instead of butter

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Yo momma so fat, she pulled gravity from a black hole.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house

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Yo momma so fat she had a dream about a giant marshmallow and when she woke up the pillow was gone

Yo mama so fat that even the thirstiest, cottage cheese-lovingest CEman would look at her ass pics and go 'you know, I guess there is such a thing as too big.'

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Yo mama so fat that Boogie 2988 called her a FAT FUCK

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Yo mamma so fat, when she gets a cut gravy comes pouring out
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Yo momma so dumb, Tasha casted Hideous Laughter and she didn't get the joke.

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Yo momma so fat, if she dies theres gonna be an explosion

Yo mama so fat that whenever she goes swimming at the beach, whales get together to help push her back out to land.

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Yo momma so stupid, she needs to use a level 9 spell slot to cast a cantrip.

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Your mama's so fat she couldn't fit on the train and go join the capitol riot.

Your mom is so fat shes got her own ZIP code.

Your mom is so fat that she cant walk.

Your mom is so fat that they had to redesign the house.

Your mom is so fat she cant fit through the door.

Your mom is so fat they had to call in a wrecking crew to break down the walls to get her out of the building.

Your mom is so fat when she steps on a scale it says, one at a time please

Your mom is so fat, her chin has chins.

Your mom is so fat, she in Guinness Book of World Records

Your mom is so fat, she need a stick to wipe.

Your mom is so fat, Goliath would have brought a slingshot to fight her.

Your mom is so fat she cant see her toes.

Yo mama so fat, she actually came in like a wrecking ball.

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Yo momma so fat she the reason no one remembers the word flat

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Yo momma so fat when she's on the moon the moon weighs more.

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Yo mama so fat she needs a loading screen every time she walks through a door.

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Yo momma's so fat she uses NASA's crawler-transporter as her mobility scooter.

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Yo mama so fat she makes Atlas wear a back brace.

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On the 5th day God created yo fat-ass mama. On the 6th day he still wasn't finished.

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Tyranthraxus posted...

Yo momma so fat when she's on the moon the moon weighs more.

Lol

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Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species becomes extinct.

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Yo mamma's so fat she has to make a long distance call to listen to her gut feeling.

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Yo momma so fat, when she gets on an elevator it starts fuckin beeping and flashing WARNING signs about weight limit and shit and wont move until she gets off.

She cant use the stairs.

She cant use the elevator.

**** cant even try to fit on a plane.

She cant even fit in the damn airport.

Yo momma so fat she gonna take up root one day and start sprouting out little fruits from her arms and her heads gonna turn all green and then she skin gonna turn tough and then you gonna have to water her and give her sunlight and play nice music and talk to her. Your momma is fat.

Yo mama's so fat, her car has stretch marks.

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Yo momma so fat, her health is at serious risk.

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She scream when she walk.

Rah!
Rah!
Rah!!
Rah!!

Thats her. ^^

Yo momma so fat she got a dude with a trombone following her.

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