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Killmonger
09/10/21 11:23:24 PM
#1:


Who wins?


The pits are bloodlusted and have killed Wicks dog. Jackie Chan is holding a baby; Wick is armed with a pencil. The fight takes place in a backyard thats surrounded by vases. Jackie doesnt want any trouble and Wick wants to be left alone. Who wins?

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Ratchetrockon
09/10/21 11:25:32 PM
#2:


Prob the pitbull

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MrKapowski
09/10/21 11:33:33 PM
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Unless I'm mistaken, John Wicks replacement dog is also a pitbull

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Nukazie
09/10/21 11:48:46 PM
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jackie chan dont want no trouble and pitbull is all trouble (and there's six of them)
john might hesitate killing them

pitballs win

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DirkDiggles
09/11/21 12:15:02 AM
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John is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will... something you know very little about. I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a pencil, with a fucking pencil. Then suddenly one day he asked to leave. It's over a woman, of course. So I made a deal with him. I gave him an impossible task. A job no one could have pulled off. The bodies he buried that day laid the foundation of what we are now. And then my son, a few days after his wife died, you steal his car and kill his fucking dog.

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Wii_Shaker
09/11/21 12:15:58 AM
#7:


Pibble.

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kingdrake2
09/11/21 12:17:29 AM
#8:


screw Jackie Chan. goddamn CCP apologist.
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dummy420
09/11/21 12:18:16 AM
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I believe John Wick would kill a dog if needed to protect himself. If you killed his dog he would kill everyone.

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KILBOTz
09/11/21 12:27:55 AM
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2 dead pits, 2 dead humans, 4 satiated pits

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CanuckCowboy
09/11/21 12:35:31 AM
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Nukazie posted...
jackie chan dont want no trouble and pitbull is all trouble (and there's six of them)
john might hesitate killing them

pitballs win

Jackie chan not wanting any trouble is literally unbeatable. Thats the point of Jackie chan not wanting any trouble.

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Laserion
09/11/21 12:40:48 AM
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But there's only vases in that backyard. Doesn't Jackie need one or two ladders and more furniture?

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Nukazie
09/11/21 3:21:25 AM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Jackie chan not wanting any trouble is literally unbeatable. Thats the point of Jackie chan not wanting any trouble.
oh yeah i'm getting things mixed up

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Naysaspace
09/11/21 3:25:04 AM
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pitbull seems like the kinda guy that used to fuck wif guns, but he's far too hollywood now to be in that shit.

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Xethuminra
09/11/21 3:26:57 AM
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Really, if you think about it, this is messed up. 6 malicious, ravenous pit bulls vs 2 unarmed men.
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Arcanine2009
09/11/21 3:35:50 AM
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Xethuminra posted...
Really, if you think about it, this is messed up. 6 malicious, ravenous pit bulls vs 2 unarmed men.
John Wick has a pencil, which he has used to kill thugs. Jackie Chan has a baby, which can also be used as a weapon, or bait at least. They also have the vases.

Most of all, they have their fists.

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nfearurspecimn
09/11/21 3:36:37 AM
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I can't believe anyone is unironically voting the pitbulls.

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Returning_CEmen
09/11/21 4:58:09 AM
#18:


Have the pit bulls been radicalized?

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