Current Events > Teen Needs Surgery After Getting USB Cable Stuck in His Penis

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https://www.newsweek.com/teenage-boy-insert-usb-cable-stuck-penis-surgery-1630160

A teenage boy needed surgery after getting a USB cable stuck inside his penis, having inserted it for "sexual experimentation." The 15-year-old decided to stick a knotted cable into his urethra "in the context of autoerotism," and ended up with the two ports at each end hanging out the end of his penis. The youngster later admitted to doctors he had "inserted the cable into his urethra to measure the length of his penis triggered by sexual curiosity," Science Direct reported. The report, published in Issue 39 of Urology Case Reports, added the teen, in an unknown location, was otherwise a "fit and healthy adolescent with no history of mental health disorders."

Repeated attempts to remove the cable himself were unsuccessful, causing him to urinate blood. His mother brought him to the emergency room, however he asked to be examined by medical staff without his mom present. They ran numerous tests, including a rigid cystoscopy and optical urethrotomyboth procedures involving the urethrawhich were unsuccessful due to the knot in the cable. A catheter was inserted to drain 700ml of urine mixed with blood. An X-ray revealed the exact position of the wire and the placement of the knot, and the teenager was scheduled for surgery.



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i use a wireless charger for my penis personally

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From the generation that made snacks of Tide Pods.

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Hexenherz posted...

i use a wireless charger for my penis personally

I just skip the middleman and fuck wall outlets directly.

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Lebronwon posted...

The youngster later admitted to doctors he had "inserted the cable into his urethra to measure the length of his penis

I think there are better ways to do that.

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Omg lmel idiot

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Ouch!

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God, people are fucking dumb.

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Why didn't he just order a set of steel sounding rods like a normal person

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Imagine being so horny to get to this point. That's hilarious. Poor kid.

He couldn't fuck his pillow?

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wat. how is that even possible? are there different sorts of USB cables that Im unaware of? how could that possibly fit up a urethra??

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I mean, we've all been there

this generation's "american pie" will definitely be a horror movie

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Zoomers are pathetic. OUR generation had the balls to CHOKE OURSELVES for autoerotic pleasure, like REAL MEN

RIP DAVID CARRADINE

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im just picturing the connector sticking out a little bit and am curious if he tried "plugging himself in"

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"The youngster later admitted to doctors he had "inserted the cable into his urethra to measure the length of his penis triggered by sexual curiosity,"

You.................you can't find a ruler?

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Can't we just go back to when people were only burning their penises by trying to have sex with hot pie

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Do they not teach kids how to use rulers in school anymore

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Funny everyones bringing up rulers in relation to this genitalia mishap because there was a neighborhood kid back in the day who had the nickname Joe the One-Nut due to a ruler injury he had sustained.

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What the fuck

Urethral sounding is a thing. And supposedly it feels amazingly good.

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Solar_Crimson posted...

From the generation that made snacks of Tide Pods.

Hey, and with the Boomers eating Ivermectin, I'm starting to think us Millennials are probably the most logical generation after all. And that's saying something.

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USB-nis

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So I looked up the case in the journal to see if a picture of the cable would help me make sense of how he did this and...seeing the removed cable did not help me make sense of how he did this.

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Lebronwon posted...

His mother brought him to the emergency room, however he asked to be examined by medical staff without his mom present.

Just kind of wondering how the initial "so uh, mom" conversation started off and how it went.


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That... Made me uncomfortable. Wow.

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Shablagoo posted...

wat. how is that even possible? are there different sorts of USB cables that Im unaware of? how could that possibly fit up a urethra??

probably a micro USB

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Imagine the burning pain wtf

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What the hell did I just read? No, just no.
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How? How? How?

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nfearurspecimn posted...

probably a micro USB

Unintentional burn?

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Has anyone told him the Matrix isnt real?

if not that then his reasoning is some Albert Fish type shit.

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This has to be fake what the shit

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I honestly dont understand the idea behind it. Why would stinking things up your urethra sound hot? But then when horny painful things often do sound hot, and even can be for a second or two before the ok that just hurts sinks in.

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After looking up another source apparently this was in the UK, which is a relief because I thought the boy's family was going to end up financially crippled as a result of this

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Mistere Man posted...

I honestly dont understand the idea behind it. Why would stinking things up your urethra sound hot? But then when horny painful things often do sound hot, and even can be for a second or two before the ok that just hurts sinks in.

I dunno. Is this like, a hardcore SnM thing for some people?

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Lil_Bit83 posted...

I dunno. Is this like, a hardcore SnM thing for some people?

its called sounding

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Imagine being known in your family as "Ma Daniels boy. The one that got a USB cable stuck in his penis!" for the rest of your life. When he dies, they're going to bury him with it. Probably have it engraved on his tombstone.

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thronedfire2 posted...

its called sounding

Oh. Sounds like it would cause a lot of damage and be more trouble then its worth, but whatev.

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thronedfire2 posted...

its called sounding

Right. But if you're doing it properly you're doing it with reasonably-sized sterilized metal rods, not a freaking USB cable

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I don't get how someone thinks "Yeah sticking things down my dick hole sounds like a great idea"

Sayoria posted...

Hey, and with the Boomers eating Ivermectin, I'm starting to think us Millennials are probably the most logical generation after all. And that's saying something.

Gen-X still don't care.

He couldnt use a ruler to measure. Isnt that how most people do it?

Heartomaton posted...

Unintentional burn?

Not sure. I mean, that would probably still be hard to fit, I would think

Mistere Man posted...

I honestly dont understand the idea behind it. Why would stinking things up your urethra sound hot? But then when horny painful things often do sound hot, and even can be for a second or two before the ok that just hurts sinks in.

I mean, it happens in porn, and seems to be pleasurable for some. So, Idk Not for me, though. Sounds terrifying
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I am literally getting pains in my junk thinking on this.

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Mistere Man posted...

I am literally getting pains in my junk thinking on this.

sciatica will see to that.

pain goes from the balls to the leg and just hangs there.
doctor's won't do a goddamn thing to stop the nerve from shooting out pain signals. wouldn't wish this on anybody.
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What is with all the people saying "y didnt he just use da ruler tho"? Can you guys not read? He wasn't trying to literally measure his penis. Not saying what he did was smart but goddamn at least be literate if you are going to make fun of him.

Was it a USB-C?

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