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HairyQueen
09/19/21 12:44:10 PM
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$5,000,000 heavily taxed or a date with this gorgeous woman




Money is taxed at 90% after the first million

OR you get one date with this beautiful woman. You can choose the location and she will happily split the bill with you. Where the date goes is totally up to you and how charming you are.

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Heartomaton
09/19/21 12:45:42 PM
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Gimme the money. Heavily taxed or no, it's still more than I'll ever legitimately earn, plus I would never date a politician.

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3PiesAndAFork
09/19/21 12:46:54 PM
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It's still 1.4 million.

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hitokoriX
09/19/21 12:46:55 PM
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Money. With that money and proper investing I can make enough to get hot women.

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The_Korey
09/19/21 12:48:30 PM
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Money. The perfect woman deserves better than me. Plus she isn't single anyway.

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au_gold
09/19/21 12:54:44 PM
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Date. Even if we dont end up getting married afterward, a date means Id be able to share the same oxygen as AOC for a while, and even smell her breath if Im lucky.

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nothanks1
09/19/21 12:55:30 PM
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Uh I don't see any attractive woman
Just give me the money
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Lathissamus
09/19/21 12:55:33 PM
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Money. AOC is an intellectual midget, and she has a horse face.

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gunplagirl
09/19/21 12:56:11 PM
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She's not my type. Money for sure.

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Kanaya413
09/19/21 12:56:33 PM
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Im not gay so money
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WhitGameR44
09/19/21 12:56:40 PM
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I don't want a relationship or care much for sex, and I need all the money I can't get..so money easily.

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WingsOfGood
09/19/21 12:58:27 PM
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AOC would rather me take the money and pay massive taxes to fund the public good.

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Offworlder1
09/19/21 12:58:37 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
Uh I don't see any attractive woman
Just give me the money

Lathissamus posted...
Money. AOC is an intellectual midget, and she has a horse face.
Savage as fuck.

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Squall28
09/19/21 12:59:49 PM
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Money. Let's be real. That date isn't going anywhere.

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HairyQueen
09/19/21 1:00:25 PM
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ya'll really need to sort out ya'lls priorities

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Lathissamus
09/19/21 1:01:01 PM
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WingsOfGood
09/19/21 1:02:10 PM
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HairyQueen posted...
ya'll really need to sort out ya'lls priorities

If you chose date AOC would pour water on your face and walk out since you refused to fund the public good.
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Ratchetrockon
09/19/21 1:03:07 PM
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Ofc i pick a date with aoc


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nativengine
09/19/21 1:04:14 PM
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Money

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