Current Events > HELP OH GOD HELP i hear a buzzy noise in the plastic bag under my bed I scared

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JimCarrysToe
09/25/21 4:07:19 PM
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I think its a bug o.o ive got my flyswat and can but the cats fuckin useless for these things usually

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Irony
09/25/21 4:07:52 PM
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Burn it

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FurryPhilosifer
09/25/21 4:08:03 PM
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Buzzy noise? Isn't that the noise tarantula hawk wasps make?

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Hairy-man
09/25/21 4:09:05 PM
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Could be a human centipede

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UnholyMudcrab
09/25/21 4:09:18 PM
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Sounds like the West Argentinian Buzzing Murderspider. You've only seconds to live if you don't leave the room right now.
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JimCarrysToe
09/25/21 4:10:38 PM
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Buzzy noise stopped....

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FurryPhilosifer
09/25/21 4:12:08 PM
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Tarantula Hawks stop buzzing when they've seen you and they're getting ready to try and sting you IIRC

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Homeless_Waifu
09/25/21 4:12:20 PM
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Eat it

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/25/21 4:13:53 PM
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It was just me. I thought I saw a quarter down there and got tangled up in a web of wiring and bags.

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Ratchetrockon
09/25/21 4:16:28 PM
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omg i heard a buzzing sound in my room last month. whatever it was it hasnt attacked me though.
i did find a pretty large spider in the corner once and I killed it with a broom. looked like a wolf spider. I'm not sure if they make any noise.

another thing i can think of are those fat camel crickets. they've been invading my bathroom lately. i usually see one every week or so and they hide in the clothes bin or the tub. killed three so far.

edit: just looked it up camel crickets dont make any noise.

so idk what buzzes

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JimCarrysToe
09/25/21 4:18:13 PM
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Poked the bags with the flyswatter, nothing.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
It was just me. I thought I saw a quarter down there and got tangled up in a web of wiring and bags.
Youre under the wrong bed, only bags under here, no wires. Well actually i think i see one bread tie....

FurryPhilosifer posted...
Buzzy noise? Isn't that the noise tarantula hawk wasps make?

FurryPhilosifer posted...
Tarantula Hawks stop buzzing when they've seen you and they're getting ready to try and sting you IIRC
That bug is cool, but i doubt its under my bed. Is coyote peterson still stinging himself?

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JimCarrysToe
09/25/21 4:21:12 PM
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I checked the empty bags, empty. The one with underwear and a sock tho im afraid to search. That buzzing sounded like the buzzing of a BIG buzzer.

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thronedfire2
09/25/21 4:21:45 PM
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maybe it's your vibrator?

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JimCarrysToe
09/25/21 4:22:58 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
maybe it's your vibrator?
Wish i had one.

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Irony
09/25/21 4:23:07 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
maybe it's your vibrator?
It's no bumblebee

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XxKrazyChaosxX
09/25/21 4:24:48 PM
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Homeless_Waifu
09/25/21 4:26:35 PM
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Shout EDF, EDF, EDF out loud and see what happens?

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JimCarrysToe
09/25/21 4:26:53 PM
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I just told you. Empty, underwear and a sock.

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JimCarrysToe
09/25/21 4:27:49 PM
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Homeless_Waifu posted...
Shout EDF, EDF, EDF out loud and see what happens?
Im gonna pass. Sounds like thatd summon a demon.

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thronedfire2
09/25/21 4:30:57 PM
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JimCarrysToe posted...
Wish i had one.

just order one from amazon

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Trumpo
09/25/21 4:32:35 PM
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Havana syndrome
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Strider102
09/25/21 4:34:21 PM
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That sound was nothing more then a distraction. While you were focused on the noise something laid its eggs inside your ear.

I'm sorry, it's too late for you.

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TheRadiant
09/25/21 4:43:21 PM
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Welcome back TC

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Rapid99
09/25/21 5:05:41 PM
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The Argentine Wolf Lobster is known for psychologically debilitating its prey by buzzing intermittently.

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JimCarrysToe
09/25/21 5:10:19 PM
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TheRadiant posted...
Welcome back TC
Thx, i already regret it!

Fuck yall and your buggy scaremongerin

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JimCarrysToe
09/25/21 5:10:59 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
just order one from amazon
You must be new to the Toe

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HA4e
09/25/21 5:21:19 PM
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Clearly a skinwalker

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thronedfire2
09/25/21 5:28:26 PM
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JimCarrysToe posted...
You must be new to the Toe

actually I think I remember you talking about why you don't have one in some other topic now that you mention it

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