Current Events > A typical night in the life of SMACKEMS

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Smackems 09/30/21 11:15:08 PM #1:	So my mom and I were outside. She started hollering and told me to help. Looked down and there's a bunch of little raccoons. They started chasing our feet everywhere I had to act. I went and got food and fed them in little lines. They started snorting up. Then for whatever reason, my most frail and sickly cat started slapping at them. Had to wrangle him and put him on a hedge bush So, after that I went to the edge of the porch to do a wee wee. Pulled my wiener out, ready to go, and out shoots a possum hauling ass towards the woods. Waddle running. Guess my dick scared it off --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:958578714] in A typical ... [t:79687804]...</cite> <quote>So my mom and I were outside. She started hollering and told me to help. Looked down and there's a bunch of little raccoons. They started chasing our feet everywhere I had to act. I went and got food and fed them in little lines. They started snorting up. Then for whatever reason, my most frail and sickly cat started slapping at them. Had to wrangle him and put him on a hedge bush So, after that I went to the edge of the porch to do a wee wee. Pulled my wiener out, ready to go, and out shoots a possum hauling ass towards the woods. Waddle running. Guess my dick scared it off </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 09/30/21 11:34:56 PM #2:	Smackems posted... Guess my dick scared it off Microorganisms can be frightening. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:958579181] in A typical ... [t:79687804]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>Guess my dick scared it off</quote> Microorganisms can be frightening. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 09/30/21 11:34:58 PM #3:	Damn. I'm lame --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:958579182] in A typical ... [t:79687804]...</cite> <quote>Damn. I'm lame </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Axiom 09/30/21 11:35:52 PM #4:	Heartomaton posted... Microorganisms can be frightening. ....lol <cite>Axiom posted [p:958579202] in A typical ... [t:79687804]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite> <quote>Microorganisms can be frightening.</quote>....lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Null_Gain 09/30/21 11:37:01 PM #5:	That's some country ass shit --- Switch + 3DS + X1 "Don't steal, stop being ignorant and respect other peoples beliefs." -perthboy on flying a Nazi flag <cite>Null_Gain posted [p:958579236] in A typical ... [t:79687804]...</cite> <quote>That's some country ass shit </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Teh_Dr_Phil 09/30/21 11:37:42 PM #6:	Dude, no way. This totally reminds me of this time my mom and I were outside. She started hollering and told me to help. Looked down and there's a bunch of little raccoons. They started chasing our feet everywhere I had to act. I went and got food and fed them in little lines. They started snorting up. Then for whatever reason, my most frail and sickly cat started slapping at them. Had to wrangle him and put him on a hedge bush So, after that I went to the edge of the porch to do a wee wee. Pulled my wiener out, ready to go, and out shoots a possum hauling ass towards the woods. Waddle running. Guess my dick scared it off --- Yep. <cite>Teh_Dr_Phil posted [p:958579250] in A typical ... [t:79687804]...</cite> <quote>Dude, no way. This totally reminds me of this time my mom and I were outside. She started hollering and told me to help. Looked down and there's a bunch of little raccoons. They started chasing our feet everywhere I had to act. I went and got food and fed them in little lines. They started snorting up. Then for whatever reason, my most frail and sickly cat started slapping at them. Had to wrangle him and put him on a hedge bush So, after that I went to the edge of the porch to do a wee wee. Pulled my wiener out, ready to go, and out shoots a possum hauling ass towards the woods. Waddle running. Guess my dick scared it off </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 09/30/21 11:38:50 PM #7:	Heartomaton posted... Microorganisms can be frightening. Ha! --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:958579273] in A typical ... [t:79687804]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite> <quote>Microorganisms can be frightening.</quote>Ha! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ruvan22 09/30/21 11:38:53 PM #8:	Wait.... were those Pako's babies?!? <cite>Ruvan22 posted [p:958579275] in A typical ... [t:79687804]...</cite> <quote>Wait.... were those Pako's babies?!? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 09/30/21 11:39:57 PM #9:	Ruvan22 posted... Wait.... were those Pako's babies?!? They were. Pretty much grown now. They don't come out until later at night, which makes getting a pic near impossible. They came out more in the evening when they were young. Idk what's up with that --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:958579301] in A typical ... [t:79687804]...</cite> <quote>Ruvan22 posted... </cite> <quote>Wait.... were those Pako's babies?!?</quote>They were. Pretty much grown now. They don't come out until later at night, which makes getting a pic near impossible. They came out more in the evening when they were young. Idk what's up with that </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ruvan22 09/30/21 11:42:42 PM #10:	Smackems posted... They were. Pretty much grown now. They don't come out until later at night, which makes getting a pic near impossible. They came out more in the evening when they were young. Idk what's up with that I hope Pako is okay! What's the possums name? And you member's name? <cite>Ruvan22 posted [p:958579360] in A typical ... [t:79687804]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>They were. Pretty much grown now. They don't come out until later at night, which makes getting a pic near impossible. They came out more in the evening when they were young. Idk what's up with that</quote>I hope Pako is okay! What's the possums name? And you member's name? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gatorsPENSbucs 09/30/21 11:45:15 PM #11:	Smackems posted... Waddle running. I dont have the slightest idea of what you look like but I got such a mental picture and I cant stop laughing. I know the feeling oh so much so I cant help but laugh. --- https://imgur.com/ZFt3WwT http://error1355.com/ce/gatorsPENSbucs.html https://imgur.com/pqMQZyw <cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted [p:958579412] in A typical ... [t:79687804]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>Waddle running.</quote>I dont have the slightest idea of what you look like but I got such a mental picture and I cant stop laughing. I know the feeling oh so much so I cant help but laugh. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 09/30/21 11:45:21 PM #12:	We just call every possum Possy lol. Short lifespans --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:958579414] in A typical ... [t:79687804]...</cite> <quote>We just call every possum Possy lol. Short lifespans </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 09/30/21 11:46:21 PM #13:	gatorsPENSbucs posted... I dont have the slightest idea of what you look like but I got such a mental picture and I cant stop laughing. I know the feeling oh so much so I cant help but laugh. Anything like this dark ass selfie --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:958579437] in A typical ... [t:79687804]...</cite> <quote>gatorsPENSbucs posted... </cite> <quote>I dont have the slightest idea of what you look like but I got such a mental picture and I cant stop laughing. I know the feeling oh so much so I cant help but laugh.</quote> Anything like this dark ass selfie </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gatorsPENSbucs 09/30/21 11:47:02 PM #14:	They had brown hair I want to say. Blue shirt and maybe jeans or like dark sweats. also, pleasure to meet ya smackems. Reminds me of cereal --- https://imgur.com/ZFt3WwT http://error1355.com/ce/gatorsPENSbucs.html https://imgur.com/pqMQZyw <cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted [p:958579452] in A typical ... [t:79687804]...</cite> <quote>They had brown hair I want to say. Blue shirt and maybe jeans or like dark sweats. also, pleasure to meet ya smackems. Reminds me of cereal </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 09/30/21 11:47:24 PM #15:	How is Smackems? --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:958579458] in A typical ... [t:79687804]...</cite> <quote>How is Smackems? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 09/30/21 11:49:15 PM #16:	Oh he dead --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:958579492] in A typical ... [t:79687804]...</cite> <quote>Oh he dead </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 10/01/21 12:09:44 AM #17:	I like to imagine smackems will become raccoon guy some day. Like rat girl form suicide squad. I'll be a lackey but Walter wants the lead role. --- "Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:958579902] in A typical ... [t:79687804]...</cite> <quote>I like to imagine smackems will become raccoon guy some day. Like rat girl form suicide squad. I'll be a lackey but Walter wants the lead role. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 10/01/21 12:10:46 AM #18:	We should do that and make a documentary about it --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:958579929] in A typical ... [t:79687804]...</cite> <quote>We should do that and make a documentary about it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 10/01/21 12:12:01 AM #19:	CanuckCowboy posted... I like to imagine smackems will become raccoon guy some day. Like rat girl form suicide squad. I shudder to think of what will happen should he decide to use his powers for evil. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:958579957] in A typical ... [t:79687804]...</cite> <quote>CanuckCowboy posted... </cite> <quote>I like to imagine smackems will become raccoon guy some day. Like rat girl form suicide squad. </quote> I shudder to think of what will happen should he decide to use his powers for evil. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 10/01/21 12:15:01 AM #20:	Heartomaton posted... I shudder to think of what will happen should he decide to use his powers for evil. I'd just eat all the trash on earth. Win win tbh --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:958580020] in A typical ... [t:79687804]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite> <quote>I shudder to think of what will happen should he decide to use his powers for evil.</quote>I'd just eat all the trash on earth. Win win tbh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 10/01/21 12:17:07 AM #21:	Smackems posted... We should do that and make a documentary about it I watch that. --- "Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:958580066] in A typical ... [t:79687804]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>We should do that and make a documentary about it</quote> I watch that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 10/01/21 12:18:37 AM #22:	CanuckCowboy posted... I watch that. Well you'd be in it --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:958580095] in A typical ... [t:79687804]...</cite> <quote>CanuckCowboy posted... </cite> <quote>I watch that.</quote>Well you'd be in it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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