Current Events > Peeing in the shower---Guilty Pleasure or Embarrising Deed?

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joe40001
10/09/21 6:42:19 PM
#52:


Scintillant posted...
The problem is that for whatever reason you believe that peeing in the shower would get 100 mL of piss on yourself when that just simply isn't true.

But you're trolling anyway so who cares xd

I'm not trolling.

When a person urinates I've got to imagine it's something like 400-700+mL of piss that comes out. And so if your are standing in the thing that that pee is going into It would make sense to me that like 10-25% of that would get on your feet before getting completely washed down the drain.

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Scintillant
10/09/21 6:44:50 PM
#53:


joe40001 posted...
I'm not trolling.

When a person urinates I've got to imagine it's something like 400-700+mL of piss that comes out. And so if your are standing in the thing that that pee is going into It would make sense to me that like 10-25% of that would get on your feet before getting completely washed down the drain


Well you are wrong so idk what to tell you


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Gamerguymass
10/09/21 7:18:20 PM
#54:


joe40001 posted...
I'm not trolling.

When a person urinates I've got to imagine it's something like 400-700+mL of piss that comes out. And so if your are standing in the thing that that pee is going into It would make sense to me that like 10-25% of that would get on your feet before getting completely washed down the drain.

Do you think people just stand there and piss on their feet on purpose? I mean you are aware you can aim it away from your feet right? And how small is your shower? Do you shower in a telephone booth? You can literally stand at one end of the shower and just piss to the other end without ever getting any on yourself.

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Xatrion
10/09/21 7:24:09 PM
#55:


joe40001 posted...
I'm not trolling.

When a person urinates I've got to imagine it's something like 400-700+mL of piss that comes out. And so if your are standing in the thing that that pee is going into It would make sense to me that like 10-25% of that would get on your feet before getting completely washed down the drain.

Assume you're right, I mean you're not of course, but so bloody what?

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Wii_Shaker
10/09/21 7:26:35 PM
#56:


I pay both the water and the sewage bill so fuck it.

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IfGodCouldDie
10/09/21 7:46:07 PM
#57:


Gamerguymass posted...
Do you think people just stand there and piss on their feet on purpose? I mean you are aware you can aim it away from your feet right? And how small is your shower? Do you shower in a telephone booth? You can literally stand at one end of the shower and just piss to the other end without ever getting any on yourself.
This is irrelevant to the actual issue. Even if you decided to directly pee on your leg in the shower the fact that there is literally more water running down on you than you can piss out is going to dilute the piss and wash it away so fast that you wouldn't even notice that there was piss on you in the first place.

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joe40001
10/09/21 8:47:54 PM
#58:


Scintillant posted...
Well you are wrong so idk what to tell you

Wrong about what?

Gamerguymass posted...
Do you think people just stand there and piss on their feet on purpose? I mean you are aware you can aim it away from your feet right? And how small is your shower? Do you shower in a telephone booth? You can literally stand at one end of the shower and just piss to the other end without ever getting any on yourself.

Most showers are flat floors or tubs that funnel down towards your feet/the drain. Sure if it's this huge room that slants just towards the drain the mechanicis would be different, but unless you have a very bizarre shower I think my estimation of 10-25% will be accurate. The urine isn't vacuumed down the drain, it has to splatter and pool very slightly as it's moved around by the shower water, I think it's quite reasonable that 10% of it would get on your bare feet.

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joe40001
10/09/21 8:50:04 PM
#59:


Xatrion posted...
Assume you're right, I mean you're not of course, but so bloody what?

I'll answer the second question, but first how am I not right?

I think this conversation would be a lot more productive if people are like "ok, maybe I only think you get like 50mL of piss on your bare feet when you pee in the shower, but 100 is not an unreasonable estimation, that being said 'so bloody what'?"

That's a more productive question.

And the answer to that question is that I think getting that much piss on your body is gross.

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Gamerguymass
10/09/21 9:16:08 PM
#60:


joe40001 posted...
Wrong about what?

Most showers are flat floors or tubs that funnel down towards your feet/the drain. Sure if it's this huge room that slants just towards the drain the mechanicis would be different, but unless you have a very bizarre shower I think my estimation of 10-25% will be accurate. The urine isn't vacuumed down the drain, it has to splatter and pool very slightly as it's moved around by the shower water, I think it's quite reasonable that 10% of it would get on your bare feet.

Again, do you shower in a telephone booth where you only have room to stand still and not move at all? The vast majority of showers have a few feet of space. If you stand on the opposite side as the drain you will be significantly further away from the drain then when you stand at a urinal. The only way to get piss on your feet in the shower is if your goal is to piss on them on purpose.

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Cthulhu_Fhtagn
10/09/21 9:22:57 PM
#61:


This topic is great. I hope he never stops arguing this

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dj1200
10/09/21 9:25:52 PM
#62:


Yes I pee in the shower. Because who cares.

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joe40001
10/09/21 9:42:14 PM
#63:


Gamerguymass posted...
Again, do you shower in a telephone booth where you only have room to stand still and not move at all? The vast majority of showers have a few feet of space. If you stand on the opposite side as the drain you will be significantly further away from the drain then when you stand at a urinal. The only way to get piss on your feet in the shower is if your goal is to piss on them on purpose.

Honestly answer me this:
Let's say you had the same setup, but instead of pee from your dick it was acid that came from a dick like hose right next to your dick. If the acid at all got on your skin it would burn really badly.

Would you confidently acid piss while in the shower?

Because if no, you recognize you are getting piss on yourself, you just don't think it's a big deal. Which is a different argument than "you aren't at all pissing on yourself"

PS: I need to get this data point cleared up, people are talking about doing this while the shower is running, right? Because if you are pissing against a stream of water showering at you, some of that is going to reflect the piss back on you. Which further enhances my point.

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MiIkMan
10/09/21 9:44:14 PM
#64:


Don't have to aim, doesn't matter where it goes. The best way to pee. True freedom.

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LinkPizza
10/09/21 9:46:49 PM
#65:


joe40001 posted...
When a person urinates I've got to imagine it's something like 400-700+mL of piss that comes out.

250 - 400mls is normal per time, according to an article. How much gets on you vetoes greatly on everything else. Where you pee, the type of drain, the amount of water, the pressure of the water, etc
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joe40001
10/09/21 9:52:24 PM
#66:


LinkPizza posted...
250 - 400mls is normal per time, according to an article. How much gets on you vetoes greatly on everything else. Where you pee, the type of drain, the amount of water, the pressure of the water, etc

Ok, I often drink like 4-5 liters of water a day, so I figured it was a bit higher, but maybe I'm a big guy so it's different.

I agree all of these factors are going to play a part on the amount you get on you. But would you agree that peeing against the shower stream, in a standard shower (meaning if there is a slant/curve to the drain it is very slight) is going to get more pee on your bare feet than a normal urinal use would get on your shoes?

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LinkPizza
10/09/21 10:22:21 PM
#67:


joe40001 posted...
Ok, I often drink like 4-5 liters of water a day, so I figured it was a bit higher, but maybe I'm a big guy so it's different.

You dont pee out all the water you drink. Your body uses the water to hydrate itself. Some of the water comes out as sweat, for example And you only pee out the extra water thats not used for you body

joe40001 posted...
I agree all of these factors are going to play a part on the amount you get on you. But would you agree that peeing against the shower stream, in a standard shower (meaning if there is a slant/curve to the drain it is very slight) is going to get more pee on your bare feet than a normal urinal use would get on your shoes?

I think it depends where you aim, your pee pressure, and the curvature of the tub/shower, as well Which also brings in the shower or standing shower thing? And how big for either? Because Ive seen bid for both.

Either way, Im not sure it matters as much You are in the shower at the time. You could immediately scrub you body if you think any got on. Its not like youre outside or have to get in. You are already in

As for normal used, depends on the toilet youre using. Normal use it more likely to get it on you in other place rather than you shoes, I would think. So, not sure if its comparable. Toilets usually have a bowl to not worry about it. Urinals are different, though. Probably depends on the urinal used
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Gamerguymass
10/10/21 9:49:11 AM
#68:


joe40001 posted...
Honestly answer me this:
Let's say you had the same setup, but instead of pee from your dick it was acid that came from a dick like hose right next to your dick. If the acid at all got on your skin it would burn really badly.

Would you confidently acid piss while in the shower?

Because if no, you recognize you are getting piss on yourself, you just don't think it's a big deal. Which is a different argument than "you aren't at all pissing on yourself"

PS: I need to get this data point cleared up, people are talking about doing this while the shower is running, right? Because if you are pissing against a stream of water showering at you, some of that is going to reflect the piss back on you. Which further enhances my point.

I honestly didn't want to have to do this. I really didn't. But you have left me with no choice after everything you have said, but this post especially.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0

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Laserion
10/10/21 9:54:40 AM
#69:


So, it has to be either a guilt, an embarrassment, or both? How about neither?

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ZevLoveDOOM
10/10/21 9:55:05 AM
#70:


i'll just leave this...

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Lokison
10/10/21 9:55:31 AM
#71:


This topic is weirdly enjoyable to read.

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skermac
10/10/21 9:55:43 AM
#72:


joe40001 posted...
It's gross and I don't like anybody who does it.

If I find out you pee in the shower, that might be a deal breaker for us being friends, if I find out you pee in pools that is 100% a deal breaker for me being your friend.

It's not that hard to not pee in the shower. I'm lazy af, but even I have the self respect to not piss on myself like an animal.
so close minded, its just water


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monkmith
10/10/21 9:57:30 AM
#73:


Lokison posted...
This topic is weirdly enjoyable to read.
joenumbers is a very high effort troll.

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DepreceV2
10/10/21 9:58:14 AM
#74:


Kitt posted...
I can't say I do that.


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Lokison
10/10/21 9:59:44 AM
#75:


monkmith posted...
joenumbers is a very high effort troll.
Oh I know.

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SoggyBottomBoy
10/10/21 10:09:45 AM
#76:


I dont get this debate.

You're saving time and water. It isnt unhygienic.

Wheres the problem.

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skermac
10/10/21 10:13:57 AM
#77:


SoggyBottomBoy posted...
I dont get this debate.

You're saving time and water. It isnt unhygienic.

Wheres the problem.

exactly

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SoggyBottomBoy
10/10/21 11:02:09 AM
#78:


skermac posted...
exactly
Also, urine is sterile.

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joe40001
10/10/21 12:44:54 PM
#79:


skermac posted...
so close minded, its just water

Piss isn't water it's piss.

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YookaLaylee
10/10/21 12:45:53 PM
#80:


Its not a guilty pleasure or an embarrassing deed. Theres nothing wrong with it
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ThyCorndog
10/10/21 12:53:07 PM
#81:


voldothegr8 posted...
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who piss in the shower and those who lie about not pissing in the shower
It is known

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LinkPizza
10/10/21 12:54:44 PM
#82:


joe40001 posted...
Piss isn't water it's piss.

This is true

Urine contains:

- water.
- urea, a waste product that forms when proteins are broken down.
- urochrome, a pigmented blood product that gives urine its yellowish color.
- salts.
- creatinine, a waste product that forms with the normal breakdown of muscle.
- byproducts of bile from the liver.
- ammonia.

But nothing to bad, I guess
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skermac
10/10/21 2:03:24 PM
#83:


LinkPizza posted...
This is true

Urine contains:

- water.
- urea, a waste product that forms when proteins are broken down.
- urochrome, a pigmented blood product that gives urine its yellowish color.
- salts.
- creatinine, a waste product that forms with the normal breakdown of muscle.
- byproducts of bile from the liver.
- ammonia.

But nothing to bad, I guess
survalists drink their own pee when there is no water to survive, they recommend it


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rexcrk
10/10/21 2:32:20 PM
#84:


joe40001 posted...
Unless your drain is a large hole and you are hitting that stream like luke shooting into the exhaust port on the death star, you are going to be getting splatter on your feet. Particularly with the stream of water hitting you and adding more chaos to it.

If you are standing in a shower, and then you pee in that shower, you are going to be standing some piss for the time it takes for that piss to fully wash away.

I don't know how you think you can pee in the thing you are standing in and also get literally 0 pee on yourself.
I refuse to believe that any of your shitposts in this topic are real.

Even if you DO get a little bit of pee on you, you should be washing yourself anyway so its a non-issue. And if your tub fills up with water to the point where youre standing in pee then it might be time to get your drain cleared out.

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Kanaya413
10/10/21 2:41:11 PM
#85:


It just happens
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Old NoiseTank
10/10/21 2:47:02 PM
#86:


this topic is a treat

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LinkPizza
10/10/21 3:15:38 PM
#87:


skermac posted...
survalists drink their own pee when there is no water to survive, they recommend it

You cant. Its best if before you do, the only thing you been drinking is water. And try not to drink it as much as you can. Also, between drinking it, you should also drink animal blood as thats apparently what many people do to survive. Or try to find where the animals (if any are around) are getting water from
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cadcrafter
10/10/21 3:34:09 PM
#88:


LinkPizza posted...
This is true

Urine contains:

- water.
- urea, a waste product that forms when proteins are broken down.
- urochrome, a pigmented blood product that gives urine its yellowish color.
- salts.
- creatinine, a waste product that forms with the normal breakdown of muscle.
- byproducts of bile from the liver.
- ammonia.

But nothing to bad, I guess
The missing part here tho is the percentages. If you drink enough water then your pee should be around 95% water, which is basically water

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Tappor
10/10/21 3:35:08 PM
#89:


I dont piss in the shower, ama

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cadcrafter
10/10/21 3:36:17 PM
#90:


Tappor posted...
I dont piss in the shower, ama
Why not

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Tappor
10/10/21 3:36:41 PM
#91:


Never got into the habit of doing it

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LinkPizza
10/10/21 3:48:56 PM
#92:


cadcrafter posted...
The missing part here tho is the percentages. If you drink enough water then your pee should be around 95% water, which is basically water

Yeah. After posting it, I realized the area I got it didnt have the percentages But I figured mostly water
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skermac
10/10/21 4:05:57 PM
#94:


LinkPizza posted...
You cant. Its best if before you do, the only thing you been drinking is water. And try not to drink it as much as you can. Also, between drinking it, you should also drink animal blood as thats apparently what many people do to survive. Or try to find where the animals (if any are around) are getting water from

so you are a trained survivalist like bear gryls


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LinkPizza
10/10/21 4:11:54 PM
#95:


skermac posted...
so you are a trained survivalist like bear gryls

No. Ive listened to some peoples stories about surviving in crazy conditions. Many drink animal blood to stay somewhat hydrated
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joe40001
10/10/21 9:14:28 PM
#96:


skermac posted...
survalists drink their own pee when there is no water to survive, they recommend it
If you are totally out of water. They would never recommend it if you had a more valid option. That doesn't make piss good, it's just slightly better than dying of dehydration.

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blakenbl00
10/10/21 9:19:25 PM
#97:


Man, are you still going on about this? I've already taken 3 showers since I've made this topic.

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dj1200
10/10/21 9:21:24 PM
#98:


Who cares if you pee on your feet. Youre literally standing under clean running water that will wash it off and straight down the drain.

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KainWind
10/10/21 9:22:55 PM
#99:


There are no downsides to peeing on yourself in the shower.

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Dark Summoner
10/11/21 10:37:38 AM
#100:


Yall realize you're arguing with Joe right? Also, let's be real here...Does anyone think that Joe keeps his shower clean and draining? All this talk of "water pooling" means his shit is so clogged that if he did piss in the shower he'd be standing in it the entire time.

And since it's Joe he doesn't realize that not everyone lives like this.
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joe40001
10/13/21 12:19:18 AM
#101:


Dark Summoner posted...
Yall realize you're arguing with Joe right? Also, let's be real here...Does anyone think that Joe keeps his shower clean and draining? All this talk of "water pooling" means his shit is so clogged that if he did piss in the shower he'd be standing in it the entire time.

And since it's Joe he doesn't realize that not everyone lives like this.

Who are you even talking about?

"Let's dunk on the guy who doesn't pee in the shower, he clearly doesn't care about hygiene!"

Just be honest, you are lazy so you want to piss in the shower, and you've come up with excuses to justify why it's fine.

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