Current Events > every polyamorous couple in the seattle area looks like this lmao

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KhlavicLanguage
10/11/21 8:54:06 PM
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it's always a smug hideous heffer surrounded by a bunch of internet forum dweller-looking ass former-high school band kid DnD-playing disasters of manchildren


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Lorkhaj
10/11/21 8:54:46 PM
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What the literal hell is this topic

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bigtiggie23
10/11/21 8:55:38 PM
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Worst "Hub" thumbnail ever.
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Heartomaton
10/11/21 8:55:48 PM
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Lorkhaj posted...
What the literal hell is this topic



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Xavier_On_High
10/11/21 8:56:00 PM
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I mean, they look happy. What's the problem?

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pogo_rabid
10/11/21 8:56:31 PM
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Didn't one of the guys go crazy and try to kill her?

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Naysaspace
10/11/21 8:57:15 PM
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tag

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TheChariot
10/11/21 8:57:32 PM
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Yuck. Add a NSFL tag next time.

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Naysaspace
10/11/21 8:57:56 PM
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KhlavicLanguage
10/11/21 8:57:59 PM
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Xavier_On_High posted...
I mean, they look happy. What's the problem?

pogo_rabid posted...
Didn't one of the guys go crazy and try to kill her?

iirc one of the dudes ended up abusing the baby and being charged for it
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g0ldie
10/11/21 8:58:42 PM
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if their needs are met, and they're fine with the arrangement, then who am I to critique

edit: didn't see the stuff about the abuse...nevermind

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Naysaspace
10/11/21 8:59:15 PM
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>Despite being in an open relationship, Tory is currently the only one who has multiple romantic partners.

talk about loyalty!

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mustachedmystic
10/11/21 9:00:26 PM
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Judging by the look on her face she must really love dorks. Vegy should be prepeared to send in a resume the next time she has an opening in her harem.

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Naysaspace
10/11/21 9:01:48 PM
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welp, that was the most fucked up article i've read all day

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Xavier_On_High
10/11/21 9:02:02 PM
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KhlavicLanguage posted...
iirc one of the dudes ended up abusing the baby and being charged for it

That's unfortunate. That shit happens all the time in all sorts of relationship setups, though. Turns out men often suck.

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KhlavicLanguage
10/11/21 9:02:36 PM
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M_Live posted...
I've never met a polygamous couple irl I'd imagine they're very rare
i would say a solid 1/10 of female tinder profiles in the seattle area mention being poly

it is always an overweight woman with a geeky or goth-y aesthetic
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bigtiggie23
10/11/21 9:06:17 PM
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Naysaspace posted...
>Despite being in an open relationship, Tory is currently the only one who has multiple romantic partners.

talk about loyalty!

Like it's the guys' choice. I mean look at them.
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Gobstoppers12
10/11/21 9:06:52 PM
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I find it extremely hard to believe that a relationship like this can work long-term. Eventually one of those guys will become 'the favorite' and the others will end up having less and less quality time with her.

And then shit gets ugly.

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Flauros
10/11/21 9:06:55 PM
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Flockaveli
10/11/21 9:07:48 PM
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Every polygamous couple in Illinois looks like they're on Suboxone.

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Pepys Monster
10/11/21 9:08:05 PM
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Yikes. They're all gross.

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KhlavicLanguage
10/11/21 9:08:24 PM
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bigtiggie23 posted...
Like it's the guys' choice. I mean look at them.
seems to be what it comes down to, yeah. in other words my de facto definition of "polyamorous" is "i am someone who collects losers as partners, or am a loser sharing one partner with multiple other losers". I have never witnessed one where it's two roughly equally attractive people both maintaining relationships with yet other people.
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Trumble
10/11/21 9:09:16 PM
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I know one poly chick who's quite conventionally attractive. No idea what her partners are like, beyond that I know not all of them are men. Nowhere near Seattle tho (but yes to USA).

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bigtiggie23
10/11/21 9:13:12 PM
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KhlavicLanguage posted...

seems to be what it comes down to, yeah. in other words my de facto definition of "polyamorous" is "i am someone who collects losers as partners, or am a loser sharing one partner with multiple other losers". I have never witnessed one where it's two roughly equally attractive people both maintaining relationships with yet other people.

Can you imagine though, being so desperate for female companionship you are perfectly fine sharing her with multiple dudes? With a smile on your face?
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KhlavicLanguage
10/11/21 9:13:49 PM
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bigtiggie23 posted...
Can you imagine though, being so desperate for female companionship you are perfectly fine sharing her with multiple dudes? With a smile on your face?
i can't

maybe some former moderator can give us some insight
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TheRadiant
10/11/21 9:14:05 PM
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And TC still can't get a girlfriend!

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CanuckCowboy
10/11/21 9:18:56 PM
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Weird. out in bountiful (which isn't too far from here which is not that far from seattle) they look like this.



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g0ldie
10/11/21 9:21:49 PM
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^ are some of them kids?

looks like it at least on the left.

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Gobstoppers12
10/11/21 9:22:07 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Weird. out in bountiful (which isn't too far from here which is not that far from seattle) they look like this.
Why are they standing in front of a picture of Buster Scruggs

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Kanaya413
10/11/21 9:22:34 PM
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Shes getting laid though
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AmericaTheBrave
10/11/21 9:22:50 PM
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Yeah. That's what I expected them to look like.

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Ving_Rhames
10/11/21 9:23:22 PM
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The tendies lookin crisp af

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CanuckCowboy
10/11/21 9:24:11 PM
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g0ldie posted...
^ are some of them kids?

looks like it at least on the left.

Oh yeah. The dude in the picture is Warren Jeff's and he's in jail in the US now. His community traded children with some sects in Utah so they could all have a new flow of child brides coming in.

It was absolutely fucked up. That was a way darker joke than I intended now that I explain it.

Also bountiful was a pure mormon community. That context probly helps.

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UnholyMudcrab
10/11/21 9:24:46 PM
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Kanaya413
10/11/21 9:25:46 PM
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KhlavicLanguage posted...
iirc one of the dudes ended up abusing the baby and being charged for it
What the fuck
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KhlavicLanguage
10/11/21 9:26:26 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
Dude on the left, lmao
top left is who is picture in my head when someone is trying too hard to land a zinger as a first reply in a CE/reddit thread, or copypastes someone's karma/signup
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Kisai
10/11/21 9:28:27 PM
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Wait, holy shit, is this that old user who kept making up topics about Seattle?

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g0ldie
10/11/21 9:28:33 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Oh yeah. The dude in the picture is Warren Jeff's and he's in jail in the US now. His community traded children with some sects in Utah so they could all have a new flow of child brides coming in.

It was absolutely fucked up. That was a way darker joke than I intended now that I explain it.

Also bountiful was a pure mormon community. That context probly helps.
thanks, this is all new to me.

not the Mormon stuff, but the guy specifically.

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RobertDoback
10/11/21 9:29:14 PM
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So like...do they take turns on the Switch or what?

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Xavier_On_High
10/11/21 9:30:37 PM
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RobertDoback posted...
So like...do they take turns on the Switch or what?

Depends on what mood he's in.

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CommonStar
10/11/21 9:31:19 PM
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And yet they probably fuck more than TC.
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Kanaya413
10/11/21 9:32:53 PM
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RobertDoback posted...
So like...do they take turns on the Switch or what?
If I was poly Id have my own switch fuck the others
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bigtiggie23
10/11/21 9:33:22 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...


Oh yeah. The dude in the picture is Warren Jeff's and he's in jail in the US now. His community traded children with some sects in Utah so they could all have a new flow of child brides coming in.

It was absolutely fucked up. That was a way darker joke than I intended now that I explain it.

Also bountiful was a pure mormon community. That context probly helps.

Warren Jeffs? There's a name I haven't heard in a while.
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dj1200
10/11/21 9:41:14 PM
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The pic looks like her and 4 Cemen

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CanuckCowboy
10/11/21 9:43:13 PM
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bigtiggie23 posted...
Warren Jeff? There's a name I haven't heard in a while.

Yep. I feel like he must have been in jail at least 10 years by now. He got life iirc.

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ModLogic
10/11/21 9:43:56 PM
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someone send in vegys credentials for him. he can get this cute white chick, shes ready.

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berlyman101
10/11/21 9:47:30 PM
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Kisai posted...
Wait, holy shit, is this that old user who kept making up topics about Seattle?

I want to say so but I don't think that person would say lmao. they were always pissed about it

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