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Zikten
10/12/21 7:47:58 PM
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Each president is in the physical condition they were when first elected. Who do you think would take first place?
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bigtiggie23
10/12/21 7:49:06 PM
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Lincoln was built and was an experienced grappler, he'd be one of the finalists.
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Dill2000
10/12/21 7:50:26 PM
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Trump is too big and strong for the others
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ssj3vegeta_
10/12/21 7:51:24 PM
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theAteam
10/12/21 7:52:16 PM
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TR would wreck people

Maybe Taft has fat guy strength though

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Ivynn
10/12/21 7:52:58 PM
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bigtiggie23
10/12/21 7:53:02 PM
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Ford could be a contender too, played football in the early days, he was tough.
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Irony
10/12/21 7:53:26 PM
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Yeah Teddy was a Rough Rider. He could kill them all barehanded

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theAteam
10/12/21 7:53:43 PM
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JustMyOpinion posted...
The dude who couldn't even get out of a bathtub? Lol.

takes a lot of muscle to move that kind of weight

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Trumble
10/12/21 7:54:28 PM
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Obama, on account being the only one not already falling apart from old age at the time.

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furb
10/12/21 7:55:44 PM
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FDR
Zachary Taylor
Grant
Andrew Jackson

Oh when elected?
Grant or FDR

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Kajagogo
10/12/21 7:57:16 PM
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I'm going to say Andrew Jackson.

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PrettyBoyFloyd
10/12/21 7:57:37 PM
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What kind of fighting?

Jackson has killed or has beat people down.

Aside a gun he appears to be good with a club but not sure with a blade.

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Zikten
10/12/21 8:00:29 PM
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PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
What kind of fighting?

Jackson has killed or has beat people down.

Aside a gun he appears to be good with a club but not sure with a blade.

Any kind of unarmed combat. No weapons. But anything else goes. Whatever fighting moves they can pull off are all legal
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Pitlord_Special
10/12/21 8:01:20 PM
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Id go with Jackson as well. Dude was vicious.

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karmageddon28
10/12/21 8:01:29 PM
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I think Teddy. JFK might do well, just because of the age advantage over most.
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theAteam
10/12/21 8:06:04 PM
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TR was in his early 40s when he got elected.

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PrettyBoyFloyd
10/12/21 8:06:05 PM
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Jackson was 6 1.

But he always looked lanky and frail in his pics.

But he also looked like a crazy Dark Lord.

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BloodMoon7
10/12/21 8:15:17 PM
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Vlad Putin only ever feared one man, Vampire Slayer, Teddy "Beararms" Roosevelt.

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thronedfire2
10/12/21 8:16:36 PM
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Trump would probably forfeit due to bone spurs

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dj1200
10/12/21 8:19:05 PM
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Abe or Obama

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bladegash
10/12/21 8:21:43 PM
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Theodore was a boxer and fought in tournaments

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RickyTheBAWSE
10/12/21 8:25:34 PM
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it'll be a wrap for ol' Abe if Washington bit him with his slave dentures.
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Gakk86
10/12/21 8:33:38 PM
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Trump would get a note from his doctor saying he can't participate due to bone spurs, and then his followers would spend years getting banned from social media platforms arguing that he won and the only non-white guy cheated.

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TendoDRM
10/12/21 8:34:36 PM
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Ivynn posted...
Teddy solos


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Norman_Smiley
10/12/21 8:40:22 PM
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Teddy is my bet.

Teddy did judo, boxing and wrestling. Teddy was 42 at start of presidency but 44 when "first elected".

Obama is my 2, came in young, in good shape, good size, aware of more modern fighting styles, I mean who know hasn't put a friend in a rear naked choke or triangle choke?

Lincoln is good but he was 52 by the time elected, and 52 in 1860 seems a lot "older" than it does now. He's my 3. A 42 year old Lincoln vs Teddy would be an interesting fight.

JFK was a physical wreck by the time he was president. He had a bad back, Addison's disease, colitis, ulcers, and a number other things I'm sure I'm forgetting.

Grant was 46 at time of presidency, he was also a wrestler.

Clinton was younger when elected than Obama and a bit taller, but was never in as good of shape, especially early presidency it seems... unless I am mistaking SNL for real life again. He's my 4.

W was 54, average sized for president, good shape, seems like he could be a scrapper. He's my 5.

Jackson is too old for me, almost 62 when elected. 10 years earlier he's an interesting participant.

A younger Ford would also have been a good fight for anyone.

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