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Been watching kitchen nightmares clips and dear god this dude took a plate of chips that were returned for being stale, put them in a trashcan, then started dumping the trashcan full of stale chips into a drawer to be served later. Jesus. Also dont eat mcdonalds in the netherlands and dont order the bread pudding anywhere that serves bread baskets....



Fuckin nasty.

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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Did the other guy respond with "That's ok here's my hotel room key."

The dude was next to a 7 foot tall 300lb man at a urinal and felt comfrtable casually checking that guys dick out apparently... If he wanted shaq dick Im sure he shot his shot.

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MrMallard posted...

Woke up at a friend's place with a spider next to me:

I wanna pet that

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JimCarrysToe posted...

Been watching kitchen nightmares clips and dear god this dude took a plate of chips that were returned for being stale, put them in a trashcan, then started dumping the trashcan full of stale chips into a drawer to be served later. Jesus. Also dont eat mcdonalds in the netherlands and dont order the bread pudding anywhere that serves bread baskets....



Fuckin nasty.

Ive read stuff about how mcdonalds will spray down all their leftover food with some form oil or other toxic shit just so its inedible. Form oil is what you spray on cnrete forms its no a typo

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cnrete... >_>

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Oh snap son, Wings beat Canuck's Canucks

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wbloechel posted...

Damn it i fucking missed it! Was out grocery shopping for Tortilla Soup. Oh well. *sigh* That was the one fight I wanted to watch lol.

It was good. 2nd round finish.

The whole 5 fights were over in like an hour. Which is awesome but then bellator was like "oh yeah now we'll take a 2 hour break till the main"


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The fuck is cnrwte

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MabusIncarnate posted...

Oh snap son, Wings beat Canuck's Canucks

What? When?

Fucking buffalo beat them which is even worse, but I dont think the habs lost to the wings yet.

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CanuckCowboy posted...

Ive read stuff about how mcdonalds will spray down all their leftover food with some form oil or other toxic shit just so its inedible. Form oil is what you spray on cnrete forms its no a typo

Is that to kill the raccoons and johnny or....?

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MabusIncarnate posted...

Oh snap son, Wings beat Canuck's Canucks

Godamnit The Kraken lost again.... But take that shit Canuck! No more playoffs for your bastard ass team.

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Smackems posted...

The fuck is cnrwte

Google says its Canadian national radicalist white terrorist extremists.

Why do you know what that is smackems? What are you doing to my country?

>_>


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CanuckCowboy posted...

What? When?

Fucking buffalo beat them which is even worse, but I dont think the habs lost to the wings yet.

Wings played Vancouver tonight, lol.

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JimCarrysToe posted...

Is that to kill the raccoons and johnny or....?

That's why I haven't been to McDonalds in I dunno how long. I always knew they were up to something. Me and the Raccoons hang out over at Lottaburger.

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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Godamnit The Kraken lost again.... But take that shit Canuck! No more playoffs for your bastard ass team.

WHatever bruv they gonna be fine.

ALso mabus is higher than I am the habs and wings havent played still. The shit rangers beat them tonight though.

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MabusIncarnate posted...

Wings played Vancouver tonight, lol.

Ahhh godmanit Mabus I thought you meant the Canadiens. That's his team.

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MabusIncarnate posted...

Wings played Vancouver tonight, lol.

Oh. lol. I shoulda got that.

ALso fuck I just realized I didnt do my saturday night picks. I did decent last year too. Gonna have to get on those.

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I'm gonna eat some brownie. When the.. sugar kicks in imma feed all the fuzzies some sardines. That's gonna be awesome

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Found Jims latest google search



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Just snip it off and turn it into an organic fleshlight.

I miss cah

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Fuck sakes its the final page already.

God these fly sometimes.

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Yeah they only last a couple days now.

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Not it

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I nominate JIM

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CanuckCowboy posted...

I nominate JIM

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CanuckCowboy posted...

I nominate JIM

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Pandamonic posted...

That's because your priceless Smackems old chap

I would have said because even free he's a bad deal.

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I always like this song. Haven't heard it in forever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zwv3EbHO8Hg

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CanuckCowboy posted...

I like petite girls.

same. That preference is the closest thing to any physical "type" for me. I wouldn't exclude taller women, but petite has the advantage for me. Other characteristics are all back seat to that one.

Also holy fuck my local liquor store for some reason had a sale on my usual vodka. $3 off! THAT IS HUGE considering it is cheap as fuck. That's almost 25% off! And the dude gave me a free glass because I'm a regular. It's a nice glass too. Jim Beam highball and I didn't break it on way back home lol :D

Not like winning the lottery, but like next best thing

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CanuckCowboy posted...

So Im backing into the hallway shooting a fake gun at my cat not realizing my neighbour was in the hall.

excellent conversation starter though

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Machete posted...

same. That preference is the closest thing to any physical "type" for me. I wouldn't exclude taller women, but petite has the advantage for me. Other characteristics are all back seat to that one.

As a really small dude I usually dated girls who were around my size because I'm like the average girl weight. Once I was with a girl who was 1-2" taller and about 10lbs heavier than me, and while that had it's own unique sort of feel to the sex, I think I do prefer smaller girls. My ex was 4'8 and that was a good height.

Except for kissing. Kissing short girls sucks. Kissing same-height girls (or +/- 2") is the best. I feel for all the 6'4 dudes who are gonna have neck problems if they're madly in love with their girl, just from the leaning-over to kiss her.

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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

I always like this song. Haven't heard it in forever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zwv3EbHO8Hg

Collective Soul was the first band i ever really got "into" when i started listening to music.

Not a HUGE fan of that song in particular, but the album was solid.

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Naysaspace posted...

excellent conversation starter though

The thing though is shes like 4'10", has 40lbs on me, and is apparently only 34 when I thought she was like 53. And is also the most off putting person ever. She literally stalked me for a while when I first moved into this building. Id drive into the parking lot after work and shed be on her balcony every fucking day and shed bring me a plate of food she made and Id be like "no I dont want this Im ok thank you." And that happened like 3 or 4 times a week for months.

But to be clear Im not being mean when I say this because seriously shes... just not a nice person. Like she makes fun of the lady who lives in the building who has cerebral palsy. She is the worst.

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Yeah I was listening to the album today and that one came on and I was like "holy fuck that song". It's been a rough month or so so i've been listening to a lot of cry me a river songs.

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Fuck that reminds me I loved soul asylum like 24 years ago or some shit. I havent heard this in forever.

https://youtu.be/NRtvqT_wMeY

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Final scores for the great sardine-ening

Smokey (little black kitten) 2 little bits
Zelda (weekend kitty) 2 tiny bites
Brownie (weekend pup) 2 good chunks
Groose (outside sickly kitty) one good chunk
Yufa doofa (inside calico) 2 good chunks
Ringy (outside kitty) 1 good chunk

And the winner, by far, like for real this bitch went so crazy over these sardines that I had to lock her up while the others ate,

Fie, the brown pup, with 3 big ass chunks. Like damn near whole dines

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Walter wants to challenge the champ.


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My Calico is a complete fuck up. She'll eat salmon flavored cat food but when I actually try to give her salmon she gives the finger and walks away.

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Naysaspace posted...

As a really small dude I usually dated girls who were around my size because I'm like the average girl weight. Once I was with a girl who was 1-2" taller and about 10lbs heavier than me, and while that had it's own unique sort of feel to the sex, I think I do prefer smaller girls. My ex was 4'8 and that was a good height.

Except for kissing. Kissing short girls sucks. Kissing same-height girls (or +/- 2") is the best. I feel for all the 6'4 dudes who are gonna have neck problems if they're madly in love with their girl, just from the leaning-over to kiss her.

for me I don't know what it is. It's not even about my height (or dick size since that came up earlier >_>). I'm completely average. When it comes to attraction, as lame as this might sound, personality really does outweigh everything else for me. A 10/10 at first sight will suddenly look like a gremlin to me if she starts acting like a shitty person. A plain girl that I would not even notice from looks might suddenly get me thinking "holy fuck I could marry her right now O_O" after a 15 minute conversation if her personality just hits me like that. I dunno what it is. Petite is always an advantage though.

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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

My Calico is a complete fuck up. She'll eat salmon flavored cat food but when I actually try to give her salmon she gives the finger and walks away.

Walter is an absolute dick. He'll love something for a month then never eat it again, and no matter how much treats I buy him he almost never likes any of them. Ive almost given up on buying packaged treats since I cant find the back country rabbit chunks anymore.

I do have some actual rabbit my dad gave me and he fucking loves that, but otherwise he's never enthusiastic about food anymore. Hell eat but hes never like lion purring and pacing around his bowl all jacked up anymore.

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Smackems posted...

Final scores for the great sardine-ening

Smokey (little black kitten) 2 little bits
Zelda (weekend kitty) 2 tiny bites
Brownie (weekend pup) 2 good chunks
Groose (outside sickly kitty) one good chunk
Yufa doofa (inside calico) 2 good chunks
Ringy (outside kitty) 1 good chunk

And the winner, by far, like for real this bitch went so crazy over these sardines that I had to lock her up while the others ate,

Fie, the brown pup, with 3 big ass chunks. Like damn near whole dines

lmao yo did you just have some competition between your cats or something? Please tell me you recorded it lol

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Wow soul asylum was so much lamer than I remembered.
https://youtu.be/GLQ2TIul8pI

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Machete posted...

lmao yo did you just have some competition between your cats or something? Please tell me you recorded it lol

Nah I was just keeping mental tabs. Feeding these fuckers sardines is fun af. My mom hates it lmao. Said she hated the smell and didn't want Fie to lick her no more

But my house my rules lol so sardines for all

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This shit always disgusted me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGEOG0FF5nM

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https://youtu.be/Gtffv9bpB-U

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Hai guis

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Smackems posted...

Nah I was just keeping mental tabs. Feeding these fuckers sardines is fun af. My mom hates it lmao. Said she hated the smell and didn't want Fie to lick her no more

But my house my rules lol so sardines for all

well shit, no vide = >:(

but I approve of everything else you said in context. The important thing is they got their snacks

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Balls

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