Current Events > YR: Your son has been seeing 7 girls at once, one for every day of the week.

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BloodMoon7
10/18/21 7:55:42 PM
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Would you hug your son when your bros are watching?










You come home one day from your miserable job to find 7 very angry looking college girls outside of your house. Your incredibly handsome college age son who didn't inherit your looks is peeking from an upstairs window. He's clearly shat his pants multiple times now. One of the girls is holding a pair of scissors and making snipping motions. Another one of the girls appears to be holding a pibble like a weapon. The pibble looks very hungry.

Your son sends you a big black British block of text but it's mostly emojis so you can't understand wtf he's saying but it looks like he wants you to defuse the situation. After all, he must've gotten his womanizing ways from someone and you probably have a lot of experience with the ladies. If you don't act fast, your son's ass will be kicked all the way to Tuesday and Miss Tuesday is holding a large metal pole and glaring menacingly.

How do you respond? What do you do?

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samurai bandit
10/18/21 7:56:46 PM
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Isnt this the plot of a movie?

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BloodMoon7
10/18/21 7:57:32 PM
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samurai bandit posted...
Isnt this the plot of a movie?
Damn what kind of movies are the kids watching these days

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unnamedsoldier
10/18/21 7:59:00 PM
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I'd be proud
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Smackems
10/18/21 7:59:42 PM
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Is he in Persona 5

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Laserion
10/18/21 8:01:03 PM
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samurai bandit posted...
Isnt this the plot of a movie?
Title? I want to watch it.

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Homeless_Waifu
10/18/21 8:01:14 PM
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Smack some sense into my boy and tell him that his dick will fall off if he keeps seeing girls or maybe someday he'll screw with the wrong overly obsessive girl and she'll cut off his penis with scissors and shove it down the garbage disposal

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BloodMoon7
10/18/21 8:01:40 PM
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Smackems posted...
Is he in Persona 5
No these are college girls. So Persona 6 maybe.

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Solar_Crimson
10/18/21 8:01:40 PM
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He got himself in this mess; he should be a man and get himself out of it.

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sabrestorm
10/18/21 8:02:01 PM
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Ask him to share

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Golden_Key33
10/18/21 8:10:56 PM
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I wait five minutes for the hungry pibble to kill and eat the girls. Problem solved.

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The_Korey
10/18/21 8:13:07 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
Damn what kind of movies are the kids watching these days

It's just like one of my Japanese matinees

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samurai bandit
10/19/21 3:57:33 PM
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Laserion posted...
Title? I want to watch it.

It wasnt that good tbh and the dating part of the plot is not as relevant but the name is What Happened to Monday.

From wikipedia:

The plot follows a family of identical septuplets (seven genetically identical girls) who live in a world where due to overpopulation each household is allowed only one child.

Each of them is named after a day (Monday, Tuesday, etc..) and they can only go out on the day of their name. All of them act as if they were the same person.

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Bass_X0
10/19/21 4:11:39 PM
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Way to go, Joker!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZBtLR5O8_c

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eridania67814
10/20/21 7:11:05 PM
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My son already pulled this multiple girlfriend bullshit in 2nd grade...I don't think they both knew they were his gf, tho. He knows not to do that again or its the chancla

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