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Yefoloogi
10/19/21 12:46:37 PM
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It tastes like clean dick

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nfearurspecimn
10/19/21 12:47:06 PM
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lmao

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Criminalt
10/19/21 12:47:41 PM
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It is perfectly acceptable in reasonable moderation.

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SapphicBoy
10/19/21 12:48:53 PM
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It ok

Doesn't have much of a flavor, to me. I do love guacamole tho :

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Yefoloogi
10/19/21 12:50:14 PM
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Well then you guys know what suckin fresh clean dick right out of the shower is like

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DirkDiggles
10/19/21 12:51:09 PM
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Yefoloogi posted...
It tastes like clean dick

What's clean dick taste like?

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SapphicBoy
10/19/21 12:51:20 PM
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Yefoloogi posted...
Well then you guys know what suckin fresh clean dick right out of the shower is like
tell me somethin I don't know

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NoxObscuras
10/19/21 12:51:55 PM
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No. And I live in California, so I see it on a lot of foods. No thanks lol

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Hairy-man
10/19/21 12:52:24 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
what the fuck


This. What the fuck

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Criminalt
10/19/21 12:53:17 PM
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Yefoloogi posted...
Well then you guys know what suckin fresh clean dick right out of the shower is like
I'm not in a position to make that kind of comparison.

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EmetSelch
10/19/21 12:53:20 PM
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Hairy-man posted...
This. What the fuck

I mean, it's true...

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TheAnthraxBunny
10/19/21 12:54:19 PM
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Ah so thats why I like Avocado so much.

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nfearurspecimn
10/19/21 12:55:03 PM
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I don't remember it tasting like avocado

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Notti
10/19/21 12:57:17 PM
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Shablagoo
10/19/21 12:58:38 PM
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Yes, I always get it/put it on tacos. Its also good by itself with a bit of olive oil & vinegar.


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Yefoloogi
10/19/21 12:59:08 PM
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Ask your sisters, your brother, Anyone who has sucked clean dick and eaten avocado.

They will tell you. They might be surprised, but they will tell you

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SapphicBoy
10/19/21 1:00:57 PM
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I do not understand the association >_>

Next time I'll eat an avocado before I blow them

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Notti
10/19/21 1:03:14 PM
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Yefoloogi posted...
They will tell you. They might be surprised, but they will tell you


I'll tell you. 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
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SiO4
10/19/21 1:05:41 PM
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Yefoloogi posted...
Ask your sisters, your brother, Anyone who has sucked clean dick and eaten avocado.

They will tell you. They might be surprised, but they will tell you


I actually had a friend who said to be, "Whoo fresh clean dick" once. I had just taken a shower.
Not sure what her thoughts on Avocado's are, though I assume she likes them.
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FF_Redux
10/19/21 1:05:52 PM
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Yefoloogi
10/19/21 1:09:07 PM
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There will be naysayers. Do not let them deter you. If they like clean dick, they also like avocado.

if they like avocado, they also like clean dick

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Guerrilla Soldier
10/19/21 1:45:00 PM
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is this today's experiment on "what it takes to troll"?

how's the spreadsheet lookin'?

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Yefoloogi
10/19/21 1:47:48 PM
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Guerrilla Soldier posted...
is this today's experiment on "what it takes to troll"?

how's the spreadsheet lookin'?


Are you ok?

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PoopPotato
10/19/21 1:50:08 PM
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Lmao, I'm going to start using this comparison for anything that tastes good.

You enjoying that hamburger? Tastes like fresh clean dick, don't it?


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Sportsaholic
10/19/21 1:53:10 PM
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Yeah avocado tastes delicious. At first I didnt like it.

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Prestoff
10/19/21 1:55:04 PM
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I'm a millenial, so of course I do.

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emblem boy
10/19/21 1:57:02 PM
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Not really. It has no real taste to me
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Giant_Aspirin
10/19/21 1:58:35 PM
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i do like avacado. if that's also what 'clean dick' tastes like then, oh well.

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Pandamonic
10/19/21 1:58:40 PM
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Yes I do!

Yefoloogi posted...
Well then you guys know what suckin fresh clean dick right out of the shower is like

Ooh, it all makes sense now...

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_Angel_
10/19/21 1:59:44 PM
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I eat avocados sliced in fourths with tortilla chips

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HagenEx
10/19/21 2:07:51 PM
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Its great.

Guacamole is a top tier dressing.

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Yefoloogi
10/19/21 5:08:31 PM
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Pandamonic posted...
Yes I do!

Ooh, it all makes sense now...

I knew youd understand

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Heartomaton
10/19/21 5:09:48 PM
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No. They're disgusting.

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FF_Redux
10/19/21 5:19:03 PM
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Yefoloogi
10/19/21 5:20:48 PM
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Woozul posted...
That is a good question but now i dont think i want avocados anymore and i used to love them lmao

Come on girl they still good

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Kisai
10/19/21 5:23:16 PM
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No, I don't care for the le funny meme genital fruit.

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CanuckCowboy
10/19/21 5:23:38 PM
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Yefoloogi posted...
Ask your sisters, your brother, Anyone who has sucked clean dick and eaten avocado.

They will tell you. They might be surprised, but they will tell you

im forced to doubt that because...

FF_Redux posted...
yeah no

afaik ff_redux knows a thing or 3 about avocado and dick.

now Im back to not knowing what clean dick tastes like. Oh well I guess I can live with that.


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Yefoloogi
10/19/21 5:26:22 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
im forced to doubt that because...

afaik ff_redux knows a thing or 3 about avocado and dick.

now Im back to not knowing what clean dick tastes like. Oh well I guess I can live with that.


He must just be having dirty dick. That could be it


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Strider102
10/19/21 6:43:00 PM
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Ah, the infamous taste test.

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TheSavageDragon
10/19/21 7:15:34 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
Yes, I always get it/put it on tacos. Its also good by itself with a bit of olive oil & vinegar.

I too like to put clean dick in taco-like things.

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Sweetie, if "how does clean dick taste like" is a good question to you then you need to throw your BF's ass in a carwash. That or notify the CDC.
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Pandamonic
10/19/21 7:44:41 PM
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TheSavageDragon posted...
I too like to put clean dick in taco-like things.
You monster!

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TheSavageDragon
10/19/21 7:53:58 PM
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Pandamonic posted...
You monster!

That's what she said?
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DogOfPeace
10/19/21 7:57:02 PM
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Yefoloogi posted...
Well then you guys know what suckin fresh clean dick right out of the shower is like



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BlingBling22947
10/19/21 8:26:58 PM
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I do, but my girlfriend is allergic.

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Pandamonic
10/19/21 8:32:45 PM
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TheSavageDragon posted...
That's what she said?
Lol

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Yefoloogi
10/19/21 8:39:55 PM
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TheSavageDragon posted...
I too like to put clean dick in taco-like things.

Sweetie, if "how does clean dick taste like" is a good question to you then you need to throw your BF's ass in a carwash. That or notify the CDC.


There we go. Someone with tastebuds.

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TheSavageDragon
10/19/21 8:41:39 PM
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Yefoloogi posted...
There we go. Someone with tastebuds.

Oh I've definitely had buds willing to taste...
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