Current Events > Drinking Topic 89: I missed my birthday, but didn't we all? It's a good thing...

Topic List
Page List: 1 ... 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Smackems
10/24/21 7:52:04 PM
#452:


I eat a bunch of brownie and muscle relaxers

---
Common sense charged before shipping - some dude
... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase
10/24/21 8:28:12 PM
#453:


Those brownies are gonna feel real good soon.

---
Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey
... Copied to Clipboard!
JimCarrysToe
10/24/21 8:47:04 PM
#454:


Pandamonic posted...
Water splashed up to my nuts :(
.
Lay a piece of tp down on the water

You're welcome

---
''This - except for the raisins - is the body of christ.''
''But raisins are grapes and wine is made of grapes so its like a 2 in 1 shampoo except with jesus.''
... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate
10/24/21 8:58:14 PM
#455:


Smackems posted...
I eat a bunch of brownie and muscle relaxers
Mmmm brownies

Wings bouncing back tonight, up 5-2 so far

---
I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn
Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz
... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic
10/24/21 9:03:59 PM
#456:


JimCarrysToe posted...
.
Lay a piece of tp down on the water

You're welcome
I have done that a couple of times, and with immediate shits it works, but sometimes it takes a while for my kids to leave the warm nest and spread their wings and then the tp is useless. So I stopped doing that.

---
...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling...
... Copied to Clipboard!
TreyFlowers
10/24/21 9:17:07 PM
#457:


I've been drinking so much coffee lately (3 double espressos a day) and then yesterday I had none and I slept soooo good

---
...for it is better to be alone than in bad company.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase
10/24/21 9:24:11 PM
#458:


Watching The Strangers now on Netflix. Better be good godamnit.

---
Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey
... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate
10/24/21 9:28:42 PM
#459:


Lucas fucking Raymond, 19 year old rookie, hat trick. I just came everywhere.

---
I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn
Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz
... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase
10/24/21 9:44:12 PM
#460:


Godamnit that's why the floor is sticky.

---
Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey
... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete
10/24/21 9:49:25 PM
#461:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Watching The Strangers now on Netflix. Better be good godamnit.

I actually liked the sequel better

both are definitely worth watching though.

---
I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic.
... Copied to Clipboard!
JimCarrysToe
10/24/21 10:31:20 PM
#462:


Pandamonic posted...
I have done that a couple of times, and with immediate shits it works, but sometimes it takes a while for my kids to leave the warm nest and spread their wings and then the tp is useless. So I stopped doing that.
Really? I pretty much have constant constipation but havent had to deal with splash since the tp method. Maybe try using a long enough piece that can stick to the sides of the bowl on either end so it doesnt sink? Idk. Ya kids must be fat as shit or somethin lol.

---
''This - except for the raisins - is the body of christ.''
''But raisins are grapes and wine is made of grapes so its like a 2 in 1 shampoo except with jesus.''
... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase
10/24/21 10:46:57 PM
#463:


Machete posted...
I actually liked the sequel better

both are definitely worth watching though.

Liked the first one. I'll probably watch the other one tonight before I go to bed.

---
Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey
... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic
10/24/21 10:49:02 PM
#464:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Really? I pretty much have constant constipation but havent had to deal with splash since the tp method. Maybe try using a long enough piece that can stick to the sides of the bowl on either end so it doesnt sink? Idk. Ya kids must be fat as shit or somethin lol.
Thing is, it's when it's kinda runny is when the most splash happens, and that shit goes everywhere, I'd have to use so much tp to cover the whole surface.

I probably have to change my diet.

---
...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling...
... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate
10/25/21 12:19:36 AM
#465:


What is this upgrade to Windows 11 shit on my laptop right now? I don't want Windows 11, is it gonna force me during the next update or can I just ignore it?

---
I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn
Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz
... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate
10/25/21 12:20:42 AM
#466:


Nevermind, there was an option to stay with Windows 10 for now. I don't mind 10, no reason to upgrade it or change it unless I have to.

---
I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn
Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz
... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete
10/25/21 12:23:53 AM
#467:


MabusIncarnate posted...
What is this upgrade to Windows 11 shit on my laptop right now? I don't want Windows 11, is it gonna force me during the next update or can I just ignore it?

see I am angry and happy at the same time

my laptop fucked off and isn't recommending shit and I'm like "yeah fuck you windows 11 I don't want to deal with that"

but I'm also like "why the c word are you not recommending windows 11? You are pretty new. I want you to always recommend the newest shit and I will turn it down if I don't like it WHY ARE YOU NOT RECOMMENDING IT????" (even though I would say fuck that nope)

---
I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic.
... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate
10/25/21 3:00:03 AM
#468:


https://youtu.be/XWkkXMcf-y0

---
I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn
Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz
... Copied to Clipboard!
gixxerlove
10/25/21 3:31:09 AM
#469:


Hey Machete what happened to those diablo 2 topics? I was tracking the second one Is there a third one now?

---
Who took the jam outta your doughnut?
... Copied to Clipboard!
BlazinBlue88
10/25/21 9:02:56 AM
#470:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Watching The Strangers now on Netflix. Better be good godamnit.
It's pretty great. Saw it in the theater back in the day and thought it had the creepiness down pact. Never saw the sequel.

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
JimCarrysToe
10/25/21 3:53:18 PM
#471:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67EMz-Witm8

---
''This - except for the raisins - is the body of christ.''
''But raisins are grapes and wine is made of grapes so its like a 2 in 1 shampoo except with jesus.''
... Copied to Clipboard!
#472
Post #472 was unavailable or deleted.
Machete
10/25/21 4:03:07 PM
#473:


gixxerlove posted...
Hey Machete what happened to those diablo 2 topics? I was tracking the second one Is there a third one now?


Did the 2nd one purge?
Just checked. Still there and I just bumped it. Can't link directly on phone but has "d2r" in topic title if you want to search
---
I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic.
... Copied to Clipboard!
MI4 REAL
10/25/21 4:17:29 PM
#474:


Annihlilated.

---
"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage
... Copied to Clipboard!
JimCarrysToe
10/25/21 4:48:03 PM
#475:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOu0kPPH4m0

---
''This - except for the raisins - is the body of christ.''
''But raisins are grapes and wine is made of grapes so its like a 2 in 1 shampoo except with jesus.''
... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy
10/25/21 5:49:24 PM
#476:


I forgot how much I hate school.

todays assignment is a scenario that doesnt even related to half the shit we have to write about yet we have to write about how it relates to the scenario anyways.

even the instructor called it a shit assignment and admitted it doesnt make sense. But its still half our grade for this section of the course. Fucking what.

---
"Extension cord wrapped 'round the base of my penis in defiance of societal norms."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Metallic Slug13
10/25/21 6:13:56 PM
#477:


School was generally okay for me but stuff like that was always extremely rageworthy lol

---
ref is was a less bad sack
... Copied to Clipboard!
#478
Post #478 was unavailable or deleted.
Smackems
10/25/21 6:20:26 PM
#479:


I hated school too. Dropped out in 10th grade and got my GED, then went to community college

---
Common sense charged before shipping - some dude
... Copied to Clipboard!
#480
Post #480 was unavailable or deleted.
moh82sy
10/25/21 6:28:01 PM
#481:


Dropping out of college basically ruined me.

I advise anyone young enough not to make the same mistake.

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase
10/25/21 6:32:27 PM
#482:


I had one class left and I dropped it this semester. 3-4 year old instructions with new software = nothing but problems. Lab instructions were fucked. Every day I was bitching with the ex and coming home to deal with this shit and I just pulled the plug on both really. The stress wasn't worth it. I'm in no rush with it anymore honestly. I can get a great paying IT job now anyway with my current education and experience.

---
Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey
... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems
10/25/21 6:33:25 PM
#483:


Imma get fuckered up. Probably gonna talk about some dumb gross shit. Prepare thy anus

---
Common sense charged before shipping - some dude
... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase
10/25/21 6:37:03 PM
#484:


No booze for me again tonight. I like going a few consecutive days without feeling like complete shit.

---
Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey
... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems
10/25/21 6:37:45 PM
#485:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
No booze for me again tonight. I like going a few consecutive days without feeling like complete shit.
Probably for the best

---
Common sense charged before shipping - some dude
... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems
10/25/21 6:38:29 PM
#486:


Should I do the new one while I'm poopin

---
Common sense charged before shipping - some dude
... Copied to Clipboard!
WaterLink
10/25/21 6:42:16 PM
#487:


I'm kinda proud of myself, I didn't drink on a single weekday last week. I would have made it through the weekend but the fiancee got a bottle of patron for herself and surprised me with a 12 pack of blue moon when she got home from work Saturday. She doesn't drink often so I'm not gonna turn her down when she comes home and actually feels like drinking and watching football with me lol. But I'm trying to tone it down myself, gonna keep it to just the weekends for now

---
https://imgur.com/TFF3Nn8
Joe Burrow, the legend
... Copied to Clipboard!
#488
Post #488 was unavailable or deleted.
CanuckCowboy
10/25/21 6:45:45 PM
#489:


Oh Im gonna drink tonight.

this shit is stressing me out lol. Im a little over half done but the other half.... its like if someone wrote a test and every question was totally illiterate but they expected specific answers regardless.

i got an hour and whatever time tomorrow morning to bs my way through this cause I aint working on it outside of class.

it better not fuck up my 100%

---
"Extension cord wrapped 'round the base of my penis in defiance of societal norms."
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems
10/25/21 6:46:08 PM
#490:


Imma do the new one

---
Common sense charged before shipping - some dude
... Copied to Clipboard!
#491
Post #491 was unavailable or deleted.
Johnny_Nutcase
10/25/21 6:47:15 PM
#492:


Smackems posted...
Probably for the best

Once I found out I could get rid of that ring I immediately got happier. I went home that day and got rid of everything. All 3 of her phone numbers, pictures, some shitty food she used to leave around here. Everything went and I felt like I was finally free of it all.

I was going to actually get the new Xbox this weekend but you still can't fucking find them. I want to get a 4k tv soon too. Time for my single life upgrade to begin.

---
Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey
... Copied to Clipboard!
420TwiZtiD420
10/25/21 6:50:09 PM
#494:


Smackems posted...
I hated school too. Dropped out in 10th grade and got my GED, then went to community college
Hey! I did the same thing and ended up with an alright job. Barely $20 an hour but when OT kicks in, you know I'm there.

And to keep this on-topic: got half a bottle of Titos calling my name but it's a Monday... we'll see who wins.

---
fay ce que vouldras
... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase
10/25/21 6:55:17 PM
#495:


Torch this topic!

*dumps all of Jims belongings into the fire*


---
Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey
... Copied to Clipboard!
420TwiZtiD420
10/25/21 6:59:49 PM
#496:


Goodbye and Goodnight? BANG

---
fay ce que vouldras
... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase
10/25/21 7:00:18 PM
#497:


420TwiZtiD420 posted...
Goodbye and Goodnight? BANG

Alec is that you?

---
Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey
... Copied to Clipboard!
#498
Post #498 was unavailable or deleted.
#499
Post #499 was unavailable or deleted.
#500
Post #500 was unavailable or deleted.
Topic List
Page List: 1 ... 6, 7, 8, 9, 10