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HylianFox
10/26/21 8:53:28 PM
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with the way my Christian friends rave about the place.

Their food isn't even all that great. They get by entirely on virtue-signaling and pandering to the religious crowd. After all, they're the GOD APPROVED fast food joint.

Gimme a break...

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0Renegade
10/26/21 8:54:08 PM
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my non christian friends rave about the place too

what now

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WrestlinFan
10/26/21 8:54:18 PM
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Their food and customer service are good enough to live up to the hype IMO.

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Guide
10/26/21 8:54:32 PM
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Right wing voters only ever started talking about how good it is after they got exposed.

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Lorkhaj
10/26/21 8:55:11 PM
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I don't eat meat and don't go there but I've had their fries and they're really good tbf

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Esrac
10/26/21 8:59:48 PM
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Considering how good the food and service is, it almost makes me think God is real.
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WrestlinFan
10/26/21 9:02:12 PM
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Guide posted...
Right wing voters only ever started talking about how good it is after they got exposed.
Thats laughable.

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Guide
10/26/21 9:06:36 PM
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WrestlinFan posted...
Thats laughable.
I'll rephrase: It came up when relevant prior to the exposure, but now? Comes up more for potshots than just benign discussion of fast food.

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Demon1050
10/26/21 9:09:54 PM
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As a conservative/ right lean I'm actually disappointed in their food from a nutritional POV, I wouldn't eat it.

Here's a list of ingredients from a basic chicken sandwich

Chicken (boneless skinless chicken breast filet, seasoning [salt, monosodium glutamate, sugar, spices, paprika], enriched bleached wheat flour [with malted barley flour, niacin, iron, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid], sugar, salt, monosodium glutamate, nonfat milk, leavening [baking soda, sodium aluminum phosphate, monocalcium phosphate], spice, soybean oil, color [paprika], water, nonfat milk, egg, fully refined peanut oil, with Dimethylpolysiloxane, an anti-foam agent added), bun (flour [wheat flour, malted barley flour, niacin, reduced iron, thiamin mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid], water, sugar, yeast, wheat gluten, contains 2% or less of each of the following: soybean oil, salt, cultured wheat flour, vinegar, calcium sulfate, ascorbic acid, enzymes, wheat starch, monoglycerides, monocalcium phosphate, DATEM, soy lecithin, potassium iodate, soybean oil, palm kernel oil, soy lecithin, natural flavor and beta carotene), pickle (cucumbers, water, vinegar, salt, calcium chloride, alum, potassium sorbate [preservative], natural flavors [dill emulsion], polysorbate 80, yellow 5, blue 1)

Where do I even begin....

firstly the chicken itself comes from a factory, which means on top of the hormones and other crap they feed them they use arsenic as an antibiotic, which accumulates in the meat tissue. A highly toxic heavy metal.

Polysorbate 80 is a chemical linked to infertility

natural flavors is msg. Actually, there's several other "hidden" forms of msg as well as the ingredient itself twice.

Dimethylpolysiloxane, anti-foaming agent, horrible for your circulation system/heart

bleached wheat flour is just processed junk flour, being bleached makes it even more toxic.

the added B-vitamins are synthetic forms of the real thing and can impair the function of the nervous system with repeat consumption.

artificial colors are toxic to the brain. Take 5 minutes to research how they're made, you'll never eat candies and foods with them ever again.

So yeah, typical fast food trash that you couldn't pay me to eat. Disappointing.
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Solid Snake07
10/26/21 9:11:39 PM
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I'm an adamant atheist and cfa is a top 5 fast food chain.

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Vicious_Dios
10/26/21 9:12:02 PM
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My pleasure.


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SapphicBoy
10/26/21 9:12:25 PM
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Let me tell you something about chick fil a

All the excessive love and praise? It's spite. It's spite all the way down. Spite, because people they don't like, dare to criticize chick fil a. So these people feel attacked by that. So they "fight back" and zealously defend one of the most mediocre fast food places.

I'd eat white castle before I'd eat chick fil a (not that I've eaten chick fil a in 7 years)

It's all spite.

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Vicious_Dios
10/26/21 9:17:21 PM
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SapphicBoy posted...
Let me tell you something about chick fil a

All the excessive love and praise? It's spite. It's spite all the way down. Spite, because people they don't like, dare to criticize chick fil a. So these people feel attacked by that. So they "fight back" and zealously defend one of the most mediocre fast food places.

I'd eat white castle before I'd eat chick fil a (not that I've eaten chick fil a in 7 years)

It's all spite.


This just in.... CFA is in shambles and is currently closing all of their stores worldwide right now. All thanks to Hairistotle's second poignant rant.

Is this what you wanted to see? lol

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BakonBitz
10/26/21 9:19:13 PM
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I honestly 100% enjoy their chicken sandwiches. Everything else is kinda meh though.

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creativerealms
10/26/21 9:20:51 PM
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Their food isn't bad.

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WrestlinFan
10/26/21 9:20:58 PM
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SapphicBoy posted...
Let me tell you something about chick fil a

All the excessive love and praise? It's spite. It's spite all the way down. Spite, because people they don't like, dare to criticize chick fil a. So these people feel attacked by that. So they "fight back" and zealously defend one of the most mediocre fast food places.

I'd eat white castle before I'd eat chick fil a (not that I've eaten chick fil a in 7 years)

It's all spite.
Is it really that hard to except that a vast majority of people love a fast food place that you dont. Youre getting a gold metal in the mental gymnastics dude.

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Lorkhaj
10/26/21 9:22:24 PM
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Solid Snake07 posted...
I'm an adamant atheist

I mean that doesn't mean much when you're otherwise a rightwinger. Plenty of your types are atheists.

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ThePrinceFish
10/26/21 9:23:56 PM
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I've never been treated with better customer service in any business ever as I have while inside of Chick Fil As.

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RetsuZaiZen
10/26/21 9:25:22 PM
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Demon1050 posted...
As a conservative/ right lean I'm actually disappointed in their food from a nutritional POV, I wouldn't eat it.

Here's a list of ingredients from a basic chicken sandwich

Chicken (boneless skinless chicken breast filet, seasoning [salt, monosodium glutamate, sugar, spices, paprika], enriched bleached wheat flour [with malted barley flour, niacin, iron, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid], sugar, salt, monosodium glutamate, nonfat milk, leavening [baking soda, sodium aluminum phosphate, monocalcium phosphate], spice, soybean oil, color [paprika], water, nonfat milk, egg, fully refined peanut oil, with Dimethylpolysiloxane, an anti-foam agent added), bun (flour [wheat flour, malted barley flour, niacin, reduced iron, thiamin mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid], water, sugar, yeast, wheat gluten, contains 2% or less of each of the following: soybean oil, salt, cultured wheat flour, vinegar, calcium sulfate, ascorbic acid, enzymes, wheat starch, monoglycerides, monocalcium phosphate, DATEM, soy lecithin, potassium iodate, soybean oil, palm kernel oil, soy lecithin, natural flavor and beta carotene), pickle (cucumbers, water, vinegar, salt, calcium chloride, alum, potassium sorbate [preservative], natural flavors [dill emulsion], polysorbate 80, yellow 5, blue 1)

Where do I even begin....

firstly the chicken itself comes from a factory, which means on top of the hormones and other crap they feed them they use arsenic as an antibiotic, which accumulates in the meat tissue. A highly toxic heavy metal.

Polysorbate 80 is a chemical linked to infertility

natural flavors is msg. Actually, there's several other "hidden" forms of msg as well as the ingredient itself twice.

Dimethylpolysiloxane, anti-foaming agent, horrible for your circulation system/heart

bleached wheat flour is just processed junk flour, being bleached makes it even more toxic.

the added B-vitamins are synthetic forms of the real thing and can impair the function of the nervous system with repeat consumption.

artificial colors are toxic to the brain. Take 5 minutes to research how they're made, you'll never eat candies and foods with them ever again.

So yeah, typical fast food trash that you couldn't pay me to eat. Disappointing.

Well damn

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Solid Snake07
10/26/21 9:26:59 PM
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Lorkhaj posted...
I mean that doesn't mean much when you're otherwise a rightwinger. Plenty of your types are atheists.


I'm not right wing. I'm also not such a giant loser that I'd keep making multiple accounts to post on a forum that has made it clear they don't want me there.

Which one are you on now? 3 or 4 I think?

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Scintillant
10/26/21 9:27:11 PM
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Popeyes is superior and their service isn't even as good as people say it is.

It's not bad though.

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Lorkhaj
10/26/21 9:27:19 PM
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Lol touched a nerve with the fake businessman on that one.

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Solid Snake07
10/26/21 9:28:33 PM
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Lorkhaj posted...
Lol touched a nerve with the fake businessman on that one.


Says the guy still triggered about stuff from like a year ago

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segasaturn
10/26/21 9:30:11 PM
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It was always too greasy IMO.

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WingsOfGood
10/26/21 9:43:15 PM
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My gay athiest communist friends think Chickfila is amazing
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BakonBitz
10/26/21 9:43:30 PM
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JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
Lmao
I feel like he's describing himself, lmao. No fucking way is White Castle better than Chik-Fil-A. He's just saying that for other reasons, not because of the food.

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LeoRavus
10/26/21 9:47:23 PM
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The conservatives I know do flock to the place. One guy said that's the only fast food place he'll ever eat at. I was like ok dude

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BilalPowell
10/26/21 9:50:28 PM
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It's not owned by God?

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Phantom_Nook
10/26/21 9:53:29 PM
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I never even ate there before I found out they hate gay people, so I'm not missing anything by continuing to not eat there.
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WarfireX
10/26/21 9:53:30 PM
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I am agnostic. I love their food. I tried eating Popeyes for PC reasons, but their sandwich didn't stand up to Chik Fil A's deluxe. So, I happily wait in their lines to order their food when I am stumped for dinner.

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Axiom
10/26/21 9:57:00 PM
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Only thing I ever actually liked from there were the mini chicken breakfast things and those aren't even worth putting up with the lines for
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Sad_Face
10/26/21 10:06:16 PM
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Demon1050 posted...
As a conservative/ right lean I'm actually disappointed in their food from a nutritional POV, I wouldn't eat it.

What national food chain do you hold in high regard from a nutritional PoV? Your write up is quite damning... but I still plan on hitting up Wendy's for a Spicy Asiago Chicken Club next month and when I hit the US, I still plan on checking out Chik-Fil-A

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FortuneCookie
10/26/21 10:08:18 PM
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The food tastes great.
You can't taste homophobia.

I'm sorry the person who runs the place has discriminatory practices. I'm not going to deprive myself of tasty food in the pursuit of a moral high ground.
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Ving_Rhames
10/26/21 10:08:46 PM
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Churches and Popeyes>>>>CFA lol

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Axiom
10/26/21 10:09:47 PM
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Ving_Rhames posted...
Churches and Popeyes>>>>CFA lol
Yup. Shit I got better chicken out of a literal gas station before (Dodge's chicken)
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hockeybub89
10/26/21 10:13:34 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
The food tastes great.
You can't taste homophobia.

I'm sorry the person who runs the place has discriminatory practices. I'm not going to deprive myself of tasty food in the pursuit of a moral high ground.
It's mid tier fast food. You're sounding like Duncan.

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BlackMcCoy
10/26/21 10:15:20 PM
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It's easily the most overrated fast food franchise. Chicken sandwiches are best from ho hum pizza joints, not corporate bible thumpers.

It's the chicken sandwich equivalent of Papa Johns

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Dreepapult
10/26/21 10:16:11 PM
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JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
My pleasure.
First time ever went to one I didn't know they said that. My cashier was a pretty hot blonde chick. I think I blushed a bit lol

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BilalPowell
10/26/21 10:18:00 PM
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It's not even about the chicken. It's about the sauce.

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WrestlinFan
10/26/21 10:24:24 PM
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Axiom posted...
Yup. Shit I got better chicken out of a literal gas station before (Dodge's chicken)
Dodges wants almost ten dollars for a three piece combo these days. No joke, my local Dodges is charging 8.60 plus tax for a three piece tender combo. And their chicken tenders are tiny.

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SapphicBoy
10/26/21 10:26:10 PM
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hockeybub89 posted...
It's mid tier fast food. You're sounding like Duncan.
He gives that "tasty chicken" spiel every other CFA thread. The "tasty chicken" thing is basically the most minor dog whistle of dog whistles regarding CFA. If they say that, they will never not Stan it

No need to speak with the pot-stirrers

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FortuneCookie
10/26/21 10:26:33 PM
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hockeybub89 posted...
It's mid tier fast food. You're sounding like Duncan.

If it's mid tier, what's top tier?
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TheChariot
10/26/21 11:00:21 PM
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Good food. But I have no respect for them after they changed CEOs, but the new one still keeps it closed on Sundays. Crazy zealots.

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WingsOfGood
10/26/21 11:05:10 PM
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Woozul posted...
I noticed that too

Was anyone talking about chickfila until the controversy?
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yemmy
10/26/21 11:05:51 PM
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Imagine politicizing a chicken sandwich

And then imagine going on a gamer message board and arguing with people about the politics of said chicken sandwich

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Solid Snake07
10/26/21 11:09:10 PM
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WingsOfGood posted...
Was anyone talking about chickfila until the controversy?


They'd only been expanding rapidly for like 40 years before 2012.

So I'm pretty sure the "people only liked chik fil a after the LGBT controversy" theory is a bunch of BS.

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