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tremain07 10/31/21 8:40:18 AM #1:	Or do you try and hold it in until you go home The reason I ask is because 10 hour shift plus 20 to 30 minute drive back home is starting tomorrow and I'm wondering if it's possible for me to do that. --- A worthless existence <cite>tremain07 posted [p:959557249] in Do you poo... [t:79736846]...</cite> <quote>Or do you try and hold it in until you go home The reason I ask is because 10 hour shift plus 20 to 30 minute drive back home is starting tomorrow and I'm wondering if it's possible for me to do that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
a-c-a-b 10/31/21 8:45:47 AM #2:	I shit at work whenever I have to. --- Save for your doomed future <cite>a-c-a-b posted [p:959557335] in Do you poo... [t:79736846]...</cite> <quote>I shit at work whenever I have to.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Njolk 10/31/21 8:48:32 AM #3:	I purposely avoid pooping at home --- Suffering is expecting things to last forever <cite>Njolk posted [p:959557371] in Do you poo... [t:79736846]...</cite> <quote>I purposely avoid pooping at home </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cheater87 10/31/21 8:48:57 AM #4:	Yes, we even have the toilet seat paper covers. --- Doom, the game with unlimited ways to play. <cite>Cheater87 posted [p:959557375] in Do you poo... [t:79736846]...</cite> <quote>Yes, we even have the toilet seat paper covers. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 10/31/21 10:03:12 AM #5:	Boss makes a dollar I make a dime That's why I poop on company time --- Oda break tracker 2021- 7 (4) \| THE Ohio State: 6-1 \| Las Vegas Raiders: 5-2 <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:959558417] in Do you poo... [t:79736846]...</cite> <quote>Boss makes a dollar I make a dime That's why I poop on company time</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Criminalt 10/31/21 12:45:28 PM #6:	If you get a sudden urge an hour into your shift, I don't give much for your chances of making it through the rest of the working day without shedding your load. --- No tricks <cite>Criminalt posted [p:959561588] in Do you poo... [t:79736846]...</cite> <quote>If you get a sudden urge an hour into your shift, I don't give much for your chances of making it through the rest of the working day without shedding your load. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guerrilla Soldier 10/31/21 12:46:58 PM #7:	i thought i'd be shy until i realized i was getting paid to poop then i started doing it as often as i could, why the fuck not --- Disclaimer: There's a good chance the above post could be sarcasm. Die-hard Oakland A's fan --- Keep the A's in Oakland! <cite>Guerrilla Soldier posted [p:959561631] in Do you poo... [t:79736846]...</cite> <quote>i thought i'd be shy until i realized i was getting paid to poop then i started doing it as often as i could, why the fuck not </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 10/31/21 12:47:43 PM #8:	I work at home so yeah --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:959561647] in Do you poo... [t:79736846]...</cite> <quote>I work at home so yeah </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solution_45 10/31/21 12:48:11 PM #9:	yup. clock in, then go sit on the can for 15 minutes <cite>Solution_45 posted [p:959561658] in Do you poo... [t:79736846]...</cite> <quote>yup. clock in, then go sit on the can for 15 minutes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sauceje 10/31/21 12:49:08 PM #10:	Errday --- He was born in a coop, raised in a cage, children fear him, critics rage, He's half alive, he's half dead, folks just call him Buckethead <cite>sauceje posted [p:959561684] in Do you poo... [t:79736846]...</cite> <quote>Errday </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tremain07 10/31/21 1:13:38 PM #11:	You guys aren't worried about getting fussed at for it? --- A worthless existence <cite>tremain07 posted [p:959562252] in Do you poo... [t:79736846]...</cite> <quote>You guys aren't worried about getting fussed at for it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sauceje 10/31/21 1:32:43 PM #12:	Not me, I bet my manager poops at work also --- He was born in a coop, raised in a cage, children fear him, critics rage, He's half alive, he's half dead, folks just call him Buckethead <cite>sauceje posted [p:959562738] in Do you poo... [t:79736846]...</cite> <quote>Not me, I bet my manager poops at work also </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
skermac 10/31/21 1:34:25 PM #13:	When I have to go i go, I cant hold it more than a few minutes when the urge hits --- To the edge of the universe and back, endure and survive <cite>skermac posted [p:959562784] in Do you poo... [t:79736846]...</cite> <quote>When I have to go i go, I cant hold it more than a few minutes when the urge hits </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ScazarMeltex 10/31/21 1:35:44 PM #14:	Yep. --- "If you wish to converse with me define your terms" Voltaire <cite>ScazarMeltex posted [p:959562821] in Do you poo... [t:79736846]...</cite> <quote>Yep. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivany2008 10/31/21 1:36:44 PM #15:	tremain07 posted... You guys aren't worried about getting fussed at for it? If your boss is so anal (pardon the pun) that they are getting pissed off at you for using the bathroom, then that's a HR issue that you can bring up. I've had times when my boss was claiming to follow me around, claiming I wasn't doing work, and I've brought it against them in HR and was successful. Thing is they only ever see half the picture, barely half actually... more like 1/100th of the picture. So they can't claim nothing, unless your in there for an hour at a time. <cite>Ivany2008 posted [p:959562848] in Do you poo... [t:79736846]...</cite> <quote>tremain07 posted... </cite> <quote>You guys aren't worried about getting fussed at for it?</quote> If your boss is so anal (pardon the pun) that they are getting pissed off at you for using the bathroom, then that's a HR issue that you can bring up. I've had times when my boss was claiming to follow me around, claiming I wasn't doing work, and I've brought it against them in HR and was successful. Thing is they only ever see half the picture, barely half actually... more like 1/100th of the picture. So they can't claim nothing, unless your in there for an hour at a time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dreepapult 10/31/21 1:56:34 PM #16:	I'm pooping at work right at this very moment --- Entropy happens <cite>Dreepapult posted [p:959563430] in Do you poo... [t:79736846]...</cite> <quote>I'm pooping at work right at this very moment </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thrashmetal14 10/31/21 2:00:06 PM #17:	Only in dire circumstances <cite>thrashmetal14 posted [p:959563522] in Do you poo... [t:79736846]...</cite> <quote>Only in dire circumstances </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guerrilla Soldier 10/31/21 2:01:18 PM #19:	tremain07 posted... You guys aren't worried about getting fussed at for it? wtf. we're human. what job is so important that i can't take a shit when i need to. we're humans. --- Disclaimer: There's a good chance the above post could be sarcasm. Die-hard Oakland A's fan --- Keep the A's in Oakland! <cite>Guerrilla Soldier posted [p:959563557] in Do you poo... [t:79736846]...</cite> <quote>tremain07 posted... </cite> <quote>You guys aren't worried about getting fussed at for it?</quote> wtf. we're human. what job is so important that i can't take a shit when i need to. we're humans. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tremain07 10/31/21 2:05:05 PM #20:	Guerrilla Soldier posted... wtf. we're human. what job is so important that i can't take a s* when i need to. we're humans. Yeah, but with how little rights people seem to have compared to what the company wants I'm not so sure anymore --- A worthless existence <cite>tremain07 posted [p:959563639] in Do you poo... [t:79736846]...</cite> <quote>Guerrilla Soldier posted... </cite> <quote>wtf. we're human. what job is so important that i can't take a s* when i need to. we're humans.</quote>Yeah, but with how little rights people seem to have compared to what the company wants I'm not so sure anymore </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jefejonny 10/31/21 2:08:05 PM #21:	tremain07 posted... Yeah, but with how little rights people seem to have compared to what the company wants I'm not so sure anymore WOW --- Phew <cite>Jefejonny posted [p:959563712] in Do you poo... [t:79736846]...</cite> <quote>tremain07 posted... </cite> <quote>Yeah, but with how little rights people seem to have compared to what the company wants I'm not so sure anymore</quote>WOW </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 10/31/21 2:08:52 PM #22:	At least once or twice a shift --- Genius, Thousandaire, Playboy, Philanthropist <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:959563737] in Do you poo... [t:79736846]...</cite> <quote>At least once or twice a shift </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 10/31/21 2:09:46 PM #23:	If I must --- https://imgur.com/6cPXvLN https://imgur.com/hVC4i6j <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:959563769] in Do you poo... [t:79736846]...</cite> <quote>If I must </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 10/31/21 2:14:04 PM #24:	Yeah There's only two other guys at my job so Im not sharing with a ton of folks. Also, one of them uses a colostomy bag, so he's not even sitting in it. He's just dumping out --- I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:959563895] in Do you poo... [t:79736846]...</cite> <quote>Yeah There's only two other guys at my job so Im not sharing with a ton of folks. Also, one of them uses a colostomy bag, so he's not even sitting in it. He's just dumping out </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tremain07 10/31/21 2:20:18 PM #25:	Jiek_Fafn posted... Also, one of them uses a colostomy bag, so he's not even sitting in it. He's just dumping out Man, I wish I could mentally unsee that. Jefejonny posted... WOW It's a depressing thought, maybe i'm just overworrying myself for tomorrow I tend to worry about new situcations alot and go through a lot of nightmare scenarios even now I haven't eaten a thing today because I'm afraid I'll have to go to the bathroom at work tomorrow, I really need to get out of my head but that also gives me problems because if I do something today I might need to do something tomorrow when I'll be at work unable to do it because it's a 10 hour shift and it's I also might need a backback and a pen and some notes and a GAAAAAAAAAAA I'm just fucked up in all sorts of ways and it's already 1pm! The day is bleeding away while I'm basically running around like a headless chicken mentally while physically I'm ust sitting here with a very confused face and a dog on my bed going through all sorts of things that may or may not happen,ust full of pressure and stress even if I want to calm down I can't! Maybe I'll try knocking myself out by slamming my head into the wall a bunch --- A worthless existence <cite>tremain07 posted [p:959564064] in Do you poo... [t:79736846]...</cite> <quote>Jiek_Fafn posted... </cite> <quote>Also, one of them uses a colostomy bag, so he's not even sitting in it. He's just dumping out</quote>Man, I wish I could mentally unsee that. Jefejonny posted... </cite> <quote>WOW </quote>It's a depressing thought, maybe i'm just overworrying myself for tomorrow I tend to worry about new situcations alot and go through a lot of nightmare scenarios even now I haven't eaten a thing today because I'm afraid I'll have to go to the bathroom at work tomorrow, I really need to get out of my head but that also gives me problems because if I do something today I might need to do something tomorrow when I'll be at work unable to do it because it's a 10 hour shift and it's I also might need a backback and a pen and some notes and a GAAAAAAAAAAA I'm just fucked up in all sorts of ways and it's already 1pm! The day is bleeding away while I'm basically running around like a headless chicken mentally while physically I'm ust sitting here with a very confused face and a dog on my bed going through all sorts of things that may or may not happen,ust full of pressure and stress even if I want to calm down I can't! Maybe I'll try knocking myself out by slamming my head into the wall a bunch </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
codey 10/31/21 2:27:31 PM #26:	Shitting right now. Even better, because I'm the only reporter in the office on Sundays, I'm shitting in the handicap stall. Treat yo self. --- *runs out of topic naked* <cite>codey posted [p:959564264] in Do you poo... [t:79736846]...</cite> <quote>Shitting right now. Even better, because I'm the only reporter in the office on Sundays, I'm shitting in the handicap stall. Treat yo self. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
C_Pain 10/31/21 2:28:39 PM #27:	I don't understand how people can only poop at home. Sometimes you gotta go. --- How quaint. <cite>C_Pain posted [p:959564294] in Do you poo... [t:79736846]...</cite> <quote>I don't understand how people can only poop at home. Sometimes you gotta go. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
burns112233 10/31/21 2:31:31 PM #28:	voldothegr8 posted... Boss makes a dollar I make a dime That's why I poop on company time Underrated post. <cite>burns112233 posted [p:959564375] in Do you poo... [t:79736846]...</cite> <quote>voldothegr8 posted... </cite> <quote>Boss makes a dollar I make a dime That's why I poop on company time</quote>Underrated post. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jefejonny 10/31/21 2:40:40 PM #29:	Just chill --- Phew <cite>Jefejonny posted [p:959564656] in Do you poo... [t:79736846]...</cite> <quote>Just chill </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CoolMaskGuy 10/31/21 2:55:33 PM #30:	I have ulcerative colitis, so I go whenever I need to as I don't really have a choice. Never been fussed about it, but if I was, I'd go to HR with documentation and get a reasonable accommodation letting me use the restroom when I need to. <cite>CoolMaskGuy posted [p:959565054] in Do you poo... [t:79736846]...</cite> <quote>I have ulcerative colitis, so I go whenever I need to as I don't really have a choice. Never been fussed about it, but if I was, I'd go to HR with documentation and get a reasonable accommodation letting me use the restroom when I need to. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordYeezus 10/31/21 2:57:28 PM #31:	Things can get pretty... explosive. --- Life feels like one big gamble and I'm losing every bet. <cite>LordYeezus posted [p:959565123] in Do you poo... [t:79736846]...</cite> <quote>Things can get pretty... explosive. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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