Current Events > Hypothetical: You can live in the Resident Evil universe with a better life.

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You're bored with your friends one day when one of them shows you a strange device they just got as something amusing.

"I bought this from a big black British car boot. No idea what it does but it looks funky and has 1 charge left. Let's activate it and see what happens!"

He turns the device on and suddenly you're engulfed by a huge portal.

You find yourself in a bedroom. The news on the Internet seems familiar yet different. The sources/sites are the same but the people are different. Your social media feed is different. You're more popular for a start.

You're in America and the president is a woman also there's been another outbreak in Europe but its contained. That's good news I guess. Then it hits you, you're in the Resident Evil universe! Except its real.

Racoon City, Terragrigia, The Louisville incident, whatever the fuck happened in Resident Evil 6. That's all actually occurred.

You walk downstairs and you see Jill Valentine sitting down with an exasperated look on her face as she goes over bills.

She looks at you and says "Hey sweetie, I think we must have a leaky pipe is something. Our water bill is over $100 again. There's no way we're using that much."

You see the photos of the two of you together on the wall and discover that you are married. She's a anti bioterror agent and you're a senior manager at a pharmaceutical company that manufacturers first aid spray.



Later your friends meet up with you and say they are going back through the portal which is now a lot smaller than it was.

"This place is weird! There's fucking zombies and the president is some chick called Hunnigan. We're all us except we're someone else? Nothing is quite right, We're out of here."

You estimate you have less than 13 hours before the portal closes. You have that long to decide.

How do you react?
What do you do?

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Im good where Im at

Just as a rule, I would attempt to leave any reality where zombies are real.

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The RE universe is one of the worst places to live. By the time of the later games, it seems like even two-bit terrorist cells have access to bioweapons.

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UnfairRepresent posted...

big black British car boot

A what?

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UnfairRepresent posted...

You see the photos of the two of you together on the wall and discover that you are married. She's a anti bioterror agent and you're a senior manager at a pharmaceutical company that manufacturers first aid spray.

UnfairRepresent posted...

You estimate you have less than 13 hours before the portal closes.

find my wife and have as much sexy time as possible before the portal closes.

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Xavier_On_High posted...

Just as a rule, I would attempt to leave any reality where zombies are real.

Well we had the bath salts guys

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What is a big black British car boot?

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Do I get a Jill Sandwich?

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I'd give Jill a quick shag and then jump back in the portal.

It's not cheating if she's from another dimension.

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I'm pretty sure a lot of guys would stay just to be with Jill.

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TerraSeeker posted...

I'm pretty sure a lot of guys would stay just to be with Jill.

Shes too good for me.

Have sex with my wife, maybe ask for a threesome, then peace out.

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3PiesAndAFork posted...

Have sex with my wife, maybe ask for a threesome, then peace out.

Gonna have to convince her to do a threesome, find someone who is up for it, then have the threesome inside half a day

That's a challenge. Especially for a married couple

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UnfairRepresent posted...

Gonna have to convince her to do a threesome, find someone who is up for it, then have the threesome inside half a day

That's a challenge. Especially for a married couple

Just have Jill call Chris and tell him to send Claire over so you can continue the Redfield bloodline.
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Jill would be 45 now and Claire 41. I stay to hook up with hot MILF Claire and hot MILF Jill.

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I don't even know who we're fighting.

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KainWind posted...

What is a big black British car boot?

This is bothering me. I can't even tell what this is supposed to be if it's a typo.

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The boot of a car is the trunk.

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I guess that makes sense vaguely, thanks.

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