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Blue_Inigo
11/04/21 9:10:01 PM
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She says the child is yours and has paperwork to prove it. You got high on meds and donated sperm to a sperm bank. That child was made from your sperm. Well?

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Turbam
11/04/21 9:10:52 PM
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How fat is the woman's ass?

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Blue_Inigo
11/04/21 9:11:20 PM
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Turbam posted...
How fat is the woman's ass?
Ginormous

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Guide
11/04/21 9:11:23 PM
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Well let's see those fucking papers.

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gamestunner
11/04/21 9:18:05 PM
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She needs go to sperm bank then.
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Paragon21XX
11/04/21 9:36:46 PM
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Depends on why she sought me out and found where I live. If she's only here to show me my child, then I see no problems in letting her stick around for like an hour before sending her and the child away for good. But if she's here to extort child support or similar compensation from me, then I'll sue for sole custody of the child as the child needs a parent capable of loving them.

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Nukazie
11/04/21 9:38:07 PM
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ask if she's mine too

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TheVipaGTS
11/04/21 9:38:07 PM
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im pretty sure there is a contract outlined with Sperm Banks to prevent women from seeking anything from the donor.

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Sariana21
11/04/21 9:50:02 PM
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Thatd be really weird since Im female.

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ledbowman
11/04/21 9:52:41 PM
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"ok and"

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Blue_Inigo
11/04/21 10:36:49 PM
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gamestunner posted...
She needs go to sperm bank then.
But that's your kid tho

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ForsakenHermit
11/04/21 10:42:18 PM
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"Then I'll see you on Maury!"

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TheChariot
11/04/21 10:43:52 PM
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Close the door on her face. Not in a way that hits it, mind you.
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Blue_Inigo
11/04/21 10:44:40 PM
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Sariana21 posted...
Thatd be really weird since Im female.
Those meds you got high on are crazy lol

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gamestunner
11/04/21 10:50:18 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
But that's your kid tho

She went through the trials and tribulations to get pregnant using donated sperm. There's forms to fill out.
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skermac
11/04/21 10:52:03 PM
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I call maury for a test

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Dakimakura
11/04/21 10:55:37 PM
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she about to have two kids and be back on the street xDD!!

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Heartomaton
11/04/21 10:56:06 PM
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"No thank you."

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cjsdowg
11/04/21 10:57:34 PM
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I would say...

I am not helping you out of this sticky situation.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
11/04/21 10:58:22 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
im pretty sure there is a contract outlined with Sperm Banks to prevent women from seeking anything from the donor.
I call my attorney, and the sperm bank to see whos going to deal with a violation of policy, and how many millions of dollars they are parting with to give me.


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bigblu89
11/05/21 9:53:29 AM
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I had a vasectomy 3 years ago, so I know the papers are a forgery.

Checkmate.

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Blue_Inigo
11/05/21 12:56:15 PM
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bigblu89 posted...
I had a vasectomy 3 years ago, so I know the papers are a forgery.

Checkmate.
Those things aren't 100% pal. This was that 1% chance moment

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