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WarfireX
11/06/21 12:35:18 AM
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not in some gross perverted way, but in a like "man, that is a really pretty ape".

also, dixie kong is cool. is always the most useful partner + knows how to play guitar

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ModLogic
11/06/21 12:36:32 AM
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viewmaster_pi
11/06/21 12:38:33 AM
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WarfireX
11/06/21 12:38:45 AM
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ModLogic posted...
i always switched to her for the victory jingle
same

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InfinityMonster
11/06/21 12:39:53 AM
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Sure, if you're Chewbacca.

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LordYeezus
11/06/21 12:45:48 AM
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As a pet? Sure why not.

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g0ldie
11/06/21 12:47:48 AM
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please stop, this isn't the direction you want to take

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cjsdowg
11/06/21 12:47:50 AM
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Dude she is a kid.

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Xethuminra
11/06/21 12:48:00 AM
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cjsdowg posted...
Dude she is a kid.

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FortuneCookie
11/06/21 12:50:33 AM
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cjsdowg posted...
Dude she is a kid.

I thought she and Diddy were adults. They're smaller than Donkey Kong because they're a different species, right?
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Brutal_Deluxe
11/06/21 1:31:54 AM
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She's like 12
the story in DKC3 manual explains it
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WilliamPorygon
11/06/21 1:36:08 AM
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First off, she's like 12 at the most, and secondly her huge pink toenails have always bothered me for some reason

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Heartomaton
11/06/21 1:36:46 AM
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Seek help.

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Solution_45
11/06/21 1:36:58 AM
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lol
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One_Day_Remains
11/06/21 1:43:23 AM
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This is how I know I'm on CE
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BloodMoon7
11/06/21 1:52:17 AM
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Pics of Dixie Kong

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1337toothbrush
11/06/21 2:00:38 AM
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Are people seriously looking up the age of a video game monkey? Monkeys age differently from humans, by the way, so you might want to factor that into your analysis of if you can ethically fuck video game characters.

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BloodMoon7
11/06/21 2:01:38 AM
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1337toothbrush posted...
Are people seriously looking up the age of a video game monkey? Monkeys age differently from humans, by the way, so you might want to factor that into your analysis of if you can ethically fuck video game characters.
Yeah you'd figure the fact that it's a monkey would be the primary issue here.

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WilliamPorygon
11/06/21 2:37:23 AM
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1337toothbrush posted...
Are people seriously looking up the age of a video game monkey? Monkeys age differently from humans, by the way, so you might want to factor that into your analysis of if you can ethically fuck video game characters.
Alright, she's like the equivalent of a 12-year-old human, then

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AirFresh
11/06/21 2:42:52 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQsln3J7KTg

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Mibahlzitch
11/06/21 2:44:00 AM
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arent you supposed to post pics when you ask if someone is attractive


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DD Divine
11/06/21 2:44:48 AM
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AirFresh
11/06/21 2:46:31 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVN1Apz45AE

TV when he tags Dixie in in DKC2

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BloodMoon7
11/06/21 2:50:54 AM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
Alright, she's like the equivalent of a 12-year-old human, then
Is she though? Is she 12 human years or 12 in monkey? Not a big difference really, as we are talking about a monkey and this whole topic is weird.

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Homeless_Waifu
11/06/21 2:58:03 AM
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I ain't no fucking furry.

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WilliamPorygon
11/06/21 2:59:06 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
Is she though? Is she 12 human years or 12 in monkey? Not a big difference really, as we are talking about a monkey and this whole topic is weird.
Look, all I know is if I made this same topic about Ecco the Dolphin the mods would've deleted it and chastised me by now

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BloodMoon7
11/06/21 2:59:48 AM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
Look, all I know is if I made this same topic about Ecco the Dolphin the mods would've deleted it and chastised me by now
Do it. Set yourself free.

Wait I looked it up and that's just a dolphin, straight up. Doesn't even have a tie like my man DK.

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Dakimakura
11/06/21 3:04:56 AM
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When you make a topic accidentally revealing you are a furry and watched by the fbi

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nfearurspecimn
11/06/21 3:11:20 AM
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good ol' CE

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RyuForce
11/06/21 3:19:38 AM
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AirFresh
11/06/21 3:23:15 AM
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M_Live posted...
Dude it's a monkey
we're just weak monkeys with less hair

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neverwin
11/06/21 3:24:57 AM
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This topic is fucking gold

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Smashingpmkns
11/06/21 3:41:03 AM
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WarfireX posted...
not in some gross perverted way, but in a like "man, that is a really pretty ape".

Lmao
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AirFresh
11/06/21 3:49:07 AM
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You know TIL Diddy and Dixie might actually not be kids. Always thought they were, but they are just younger.

Like this is her description in Brawl:

Diddy Kong's cutie of a girlfriend with an adorable blond ponytail. That ponytail is hardly for showit helps propel her through the air for extended hang time and is indispensable for spin-attacking enemies and lifting barrels. Watch outDixie packs more power than you might imagine!

Nothing that indicated age, just that they are younger. Huh.

I mean look at this Rare Render, they're not even that much smaller than DK, just different species.



wtf I always thought they were just straight up kids.

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AirFresh
11/06/21 3:52:28 AM
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VioletMassacre posted...
Kiddie is supposedly a toddler and he's huge.
He's an ape. Tiny is Dixie's Younger sister and even in DK64 she's taller than Diddy.

The heights in this series are freaking weird.



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AirFresh
11/06/21 3:55:32 AM
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VioletMassacre posted...
Lol at Diddy being tinier than Tiny.
Female Kongs are just big dude. Look at DK and Candy.



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ModLogic
11/06/21 4:28:02 AM
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AirFresh posted...
You know TIL Diddy and Dixie might actually not be kids. Always thought they were, but they are just younger.

Like this is her description in Brawl:

Diddy Kong's cutie of a girlfriend with an adorable blond ponytail. That ponytail is hardly for showit helps propel her through the air for extended hang time and is indispensable for spin-attacking enemies and lifting barrels. Watch outDixie packs more power than you might imagine!

Nothing that indicated age, just that they are younger. Huh.

I mean look at this Rare Render, they're not even that much smaller than DK, just different species.



wtf I always thought they were just straight up kids.
you can tell kiddy is donkey x dixies kid

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rexcrk
11/06/21 6:06:27 AM
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Candy Kong is where its at, brah.

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Kot_ID_Get
11/06/21 6:15:42 AM
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Bruh

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Turbam
11/06/21 6:34:16 AM
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Remember that episode where Dixie mistook DK for a Kremling and thought that DK was trying to smash her so then she told Diddy and Diddy had a meltdown and told DK "THATS MY GIRL DONT YOU FUCKING DARE!" and DK said "You my homie dog, I'd never go after your girl" and then Diddy screamed "WHAT, NOW SHES NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!"?

That episode sucked

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1337toothbrush
11/06/21 6:56:37 AM
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