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Lebronwon
11/06/21 5:12:07 PM
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Solar_Crimson
11/06/21 5:16:55 PM
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Funkydog
11/06/21 5:17:59 PM
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They've been vaccinating Big Bird in his sleep for decades?!
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__aCEr__
11/06/21 5:18:40 PM
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Do you think they put the Count in charge of tallying the Covid deaths on Sesame Street?

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Cokewave
11/06/21 5:19:41 PM
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So Big Bird was anti-vax this whole time jesus

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Dakimakura
11/06/21 5:21:25 PM
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I feel like this should come with a warning to not give your animals the vaccine.

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MelbuFrahma4
11/06/21 5:21:58 PM
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Funkydog posted...
They've been vaccinating Big Bird in his sleep for decades?!

This. How has he been getting vaccinated without his knowledge this whole time.

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thronedfire2
11/06/21 5:22:09 PM
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wow now birds are getting people dewormer?

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Irony
11/06/21 5:22:12 PM
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Dakimakura posted...
I feel like this should come with a warning to not give your animals the vaccine.
Pro vaccine people are actually the smart people

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rexcrk
11/06/21 5:26:57 PM
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What took him so long??

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Sariana21
11/06/21 5:28:57 PM
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Hes only 6. So he just became eligible.

Elmo, at only 3, is till too young.

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Crescente
11/06/21 5:30:59 PM
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mobilebloechel posted...
Why did he wait so long?

Hesitancy.
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__aCEr__
11/06/21 5:31:58 PM
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Oscar is still doing his own research.

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spikethedevil
11/07/21 7:53:42 AM
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Oscar is still doing his own research.

lol @__aCEr__ you fell for the fake Oscar one?

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Stagmar
11/07/21 9:16:41 AM
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Sariana21 posted...
Hes only 6. So he just became eligible.

Elmo, at only 3, is till too young.
This raises an interesting question, or maybe just to me. If you are forever stuck at an age, should you be considered that age forever when it comes to age-gated things or should you eventually be considered old enough? Some of it should probably depend on how far you are stuck away from the age-gate. For example someone who has been 6 years old for 52 years probably shouldnt be allowed to drive. But then again, Big Bird is tall enough. Hmmm.

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kingdrake2
11/07/21 9:31:29 AM
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big bird lied to us :(.
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MrMallard
11/07/21 9:40:37 AM
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I'm pretty sure the implication of "I've been getting vaccinations since I was a little bird" is that there are probably a bunch of shots he got as a child that he doesn't remember so well, but which were necessary vaccine shots. It's basically saying "you've gotten plenty of vaccines over the course of your life, stop being a fucking moron about this one".

The fact that anyone needs to seriously analyse these tweets from a CHILDREN'S TV SHOW CHARACTER is an indictment on the level of critical thinking that the majority of involved Twitter users are able to exercise.

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spikethedevil
11/07/21 9:41:48 AM
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kingdrake2 posted...
big bird lied to us :(.

What? @kingdrake2

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Error1355
11/07/21 9:44:22 AM
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lmao
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Crescente
11/07/21 9:57:49 AM
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Stagmar posted...
This raises an interesting question, or maybe just to me. If you are forever stuck at an age, should you be considered that age forever when it comes to age-gated things or should you eventually be considered old enough? Some of it should probably depend on how far you are stuck away from the age-gate. For example someone who has been 6 years old for 52 years probably shouldnt be allowed to drive. But then again, Big Bird is tall enough. Hmmm.

I don't think it's physically possible to be stuck at an age. That only works in the TV shows. You'd have to be able to go in the TV show for it to work, and I'm not sure how one would do that.
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Stagmar
11/07/21 12:31:30 PM
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Crescente posted...
I don't think it's physically possible to be stuck at an age. That only works in the TV shows. You'd have to be able to go in the TV show for it to work, and I'm not sure how one would do that.
Of course it's not possible in real life. I'm talking about hypothetical situations. If it was possible in real life the question would have already been answered.

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joe40001
11/08/21 11:37:58 AM
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Imagine if Big Bird started tweeting that they were having adverse reactions to the vaccine, the whole world would lose it's shit lol.

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Smashingpmkns
11/08/21 11:39:29 AM
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Tom Clark
11/08/21 11:40:17 AM
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He got the measles vaccine back in the day, too.

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Questionmarktarius
11/08/21 11:41:06 AM
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Stagmar posted...
This raises an interesting question, or maybe just to me. If you are forever stuck at an age, should you be considered that age forever when it comes to age-gated things or should you eventually be considered old enough? Some of it should probably depend on how far you are stuck away from the age-gate. For example someone who has been 6 years old for 52 years probably shouldnt be allowed to drive. But then again, Big Bird is tall enough. Hmmm.
This is just the "actually a 1000-year-old dragon!" thing.
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Drpooplol
11/08/21 11:42:53 AM
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joe40001 posted...
Imagine if Big Bird started tweeting that they were having adverse reactions to the vaccine, the whole world would lose it's shit lol.
Imagine if you made a post saying you were actually happy for once. Gamefaqs would continue not giving a shit, lol

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-Unowninator-
11/08/21 11:43:22 AM
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Lebronwon posted...

https://twitter.com/arb/status/1457066266196250626

https://twitter.com/jasonrantz/status/1457066079969112065

https://twitter.com/PalmerReport/status/1457079728872071170



Here is my response to those tweets: https://youtu.be/0bRR0JDpimU
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Veggeta_MAX
11/08/21 11:45:55 AM
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Damn of he does, damn if he doesn't. I hope you never happy people never find happiness.

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Goldice
11/08/21 11:52:28 AM
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Keep in mind, this is not the first time big bird took a vaccine stance. So the guy saying "we are finished" is even more hilarious
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Machete
11/08/21 11:54:19 AM
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I wonder if cookie monster is an anti vaxxer. I've seen memes where he denies the holocaust

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Questionmarktarius
11/08/21 11:57:54 AM
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Machete posted...
I wonder if cookie monster is an anti vaxxer.
I dunno, but Oscar probably is.
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Stagmar
11/08/21 12:16:44 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
This is just the "actually a 1000-year-old dragon!" thing.
I was thinking more along the lines of driving, voting, government benefits, etc. It would suck to be forever stuck one year away from being able to get a driver's license for example. But yeah that is a very compelling argument to legally consider someone in a hypothetical situation like this to be their physical age. A 1000-year-old dragon that looks like a kid should probably be legally considered a kid.

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Lordgold666
11/08/21 2:33:18 PM
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Isnt the core demo for ss too young for twitter?

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sondast
11/08/21 2:36:01 PM
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Cokewave posted...
So Big Bird was anti-vax this whole time jesus
The vaccine was only just approved for children.

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joe40001
11/08/21 3:14:53 PM
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sondast posted...
The vaccine was only just approved for children.
It's an EUA approval, right?

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MyMainAccount
11/08/21 3:18:01 PM
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Should we tell them Big Bird is fictional? They seem to be having a lot of fun calling him a liar.

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Sir Will
11/08/21 3:45:07 PM
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MrMallard posted...
I'm pretty sure the implication of "I've been getting vaccinations since I was a little bird" is that there are probably a bunch of shots he got as a child that he doesn't remember so well, but which were necessary vaccine shots. It's basically saying "you've gotten plenty of vaccines over the course of your life, stop being a fucking moron about this one".
That's exactly what it is. Obviously you can't remember getting shots as a baby.

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Veggeta_EDGE
11/08/21 3:46:57 PM
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https://youtu.be/qnFIlevzzsg

Lol

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Strider102
11/08/21 3:49:20 PM
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Can't wait for Cookie Monster to get the vaccine and reply to every tweet with the following.

"COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE!!!!!!! OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!!!"

Or the Count to tweet.

"One vaccination, two vaccinations, three vaccinations, AH AH AH!!!!"

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iPhone_7
11/08/21 4:00:57 PM
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Theyre not tweeting at children, at least I hope not. Often times theres NSFW stuff one or two clicks away through the people replying.

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Error1355
11/08/21 4:18:50 PM
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I have to repost this one as I have used that last sentence in multiple conversations last night. It still cracks me up.



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gunplagirl
11/08/21 4:26:49 PM
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First femboi rabbit bussy, now this.

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Error1355
11/08/21 4:40:18 PM
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....wat

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gunplagirl
11/09/21 8:41:43 AM
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