Current Events > $9,900,000 but you have to live in Northern Ireland for the rest of your life.

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UnfairRepresent
11/07/21 2:05:38 PM
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Would you take it?


Money is after tax but if you take it then you have to live in Northern Ireland from now on.

You can leave for up to 15 days a year for vacations or weddings orfamily visitation but that's it. The rest of the time you have to remain. Not in all of the UK, but solely within Nortern Ireland.



Would you take it ?

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Ratchetrockon
11/07/21 2:06:58 PM
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yeah id just move to belfast. there a parkour dude there that is pretty good at it. i wanna learn

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K181
11/07/21 2:08:35 PM
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There are plenty of nice Northern Ireland areas, but nah. Weve already got more than that (though not instantaneously liquid) and dont want to uproot our lives.


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NecroFoul99
11/07/21 2:08:59 PM
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Never been there so Im too ignorant to comment, but with that kind of money, I could buy a bunker if I had too.


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FurryPhilosifer
11/07/21 2:11:14 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
You can leave for up to 15 days a year for vacations or weddings orfamily visitation but that's it
I'm a multimillionaire but I can only go abroad for fifteen days a year? Sounds a bit like a velvet prison at that point.

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WarfireX
11/07/21 2:11:55 PM
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K181 posted...
There are plenty of nice Northern Ireland areas, but nah. Weve already got more than that (though not instantaneously liquid) and dont want to uproot our lives.
u dont have 10 million dollars

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AdrianBeterson
11/07/21 2:16:09 PM
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Whats the point of having money if it means sacrificing my freedom?

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UnfairRepresent
11/07/21 2:17:48 PM
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AdrianBeterson posted...
Whats the point of having money if it means sacrificing my freedom?
A lot of people have no money or freedom

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Turbam
11/07/21 2:19:09 PM
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K181 posted...
There are plenty of nice Northern Ireland areas, but nah. Weve already got more than that (though not instantaneously liquid) and dont want to uproot our lives.
What the fuck, you got 9 million?!?

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Pitlord_Special
11/07/21 2:19:12 PM
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What happens if Northern Ireland votes to leave the UK and reunifies with the rest of Ireland?

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UnfairRepresent
11/07/21 2:23:19 PM
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Pitlord_Special posted...
What happens if Northern Ireland votes to leave the UK and reunifies with the rest of Ireland?
You wake up

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3PiesAndAFork
11/07/21 2:42:53 PM
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The fuck am I gonna do with over 9 million stuck in NI?

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KainWind
11/07/21 3:11:15 PM
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Casually telling CE you have over $10 million.

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Damn_Underscore
11/07/21 3:16:41 PM
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lmao @ anyone who says "there's nothing to do there"

You literally spend your time posting on CE

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K181
11/07/21 3:19:24 PM
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KainWind posted...
Casually telling CE you have over $10 million.

Ive been accused of lying or humble bragging about it in the past, so I usually dont bring it up anymore. But it is worthwhile to note it as a reason for why I wouldnt take $9.9 million to move to NI, as its not because of a dislike of NI.

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UnfairRepresent
11/09/21 3:59:39 AM
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3PiesAndAFork posted...
The fuck am I gonna do with over 9 million stuck in NI?
Buy a house
Eat nice food
Wear fancy clothes

Get a wife, have 2 beautiful children and 1 ugly one

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Naysaspace
11/09/21 4:17:58 AM
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done deal

northern ireland is tens of thousands of square kilometres

you posted a pic of a slum alley

which literally every city over 50k has

do better @UnfairRepresent . Do better.

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Kastrada
11/09/21 4:46:05 AM
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Take the money
Move to Northern Ireland
Build up a large militia
Launch bloodless coups against surrounding governments
Continue to spread the reach of Northern Ireland control until eventually the entire globe is under your power
Travel wherever you want
Underpants
??????
Profit


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IfGodCouldDie
11/09/21 4:51:48 AM
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Kastrada posted...
Take the money
Move to Northern Ireland
Build up a large militia
Launch bloodless coups against surrounding governments
Continue to spread the reach of Northern Ireland control until eventually the entire globe is under your power
Travel wherever you want
Underpants
??????
Profit
This guy gets it.

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Kastrada
11/09/21 4:53:47 AM
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IfGodCouldDie posted...
This guy gets it.

Not a guy but yes, global expansion loopholes are the best kind of loopholes!

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IfGodCouldDie
11/09/21 4:58:12 AM
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Kastrada posted...
Not a guy but yes, global expansion loopholes are the best kind of loopholes!
I used the gender neutral "guy"

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Nukazie
11/09/21 5:01:10 AM
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give me the moenys

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Shotgunnova
11/09/21 5:27:10 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
You wake up
lmao

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Aressar
11/09/21 5:51:41 AM
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I'd probably get nervous about Brexit and/or IRA conflicts heating up again. If I do it, I'd go live in a nice quiet rural area.

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Yuri_LowelI
11/09/21 5:57:10 AM
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3PiesAndAFork posted...
The fuck am I gonna do with over 9 million stuck in NI?

Get escorts

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spikethedevil
11/09/21 6:04:54 AM
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Here is a less disingenuous photo.



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UnfairRepresent
11/09/21 8:00:03 AM
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Kastrada posted...
Take the money
Move to Northern Ireland
Build up a large militia
Launch bloodless coups against surrounding governments
Continue to spread the reach of Northern Ireland control until eventually the entire globe is under your power
Travel wherever you want
Underpants
??????
Profit
You couldn't even invade Cork with $9 million

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Kastrada
11/09/21 5:26:04 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
You couldn't even invade Cork with $9 million

Why does that even matter when you said we would be getting $9,900,000?

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UnholyMudcrab
11/10/21 6:44:45 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Kastrada posted...
Take the money
Move to Northern Ireland
Build up a large militia
Launch bloodless coups against surrounding governments
Continue to spread the reach of Northern Ireland control until eventually the entire globe is under your power
Travel wherever you want
Underpants
??????
Profit
You couldn't even invade Cork with $9 million

Well, no, that would be dumb since it's clear on the other side of Ireland. You'd want to start with something closer like Sligo or Donegal and work your way down.
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Master_Bass
11/10/21 6:48:41 AM
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Sure, I'm mostly a homebody anyway, so it doesn't matter to me.

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UnfairRepresent
11/10/21 9:25:29 AM
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Kastrada posted...
Why does that even matter when you said we would be getting $9,900,000?
Still wouldn't be enough

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Cobra1010
11/10/21 9:46:03 AM
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Can't even go on a cruise properly with 15 days. Fuck that. Even with being an average pleb, used to visit Japan, Singapore and Hong Kong for 3-4 weeks every other year before covid.

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Giant_Aspirin
11/10/21 9:47:46 AM
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I'd probably take the deal and spend the 2 weeks each year traveling the world. Anyone who I missed from back home could just visit me on my dime since I'd have more money than I would ever spend

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ktownslayer16
11/10/21 9:49:48 AM
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Nah - it's a shithole

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IfGodCouldDie
11/11/21 4:07:59 AM
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Gladius_ posted...
I stopped bothering trying to explain to CE that what they consider "big" money isn't "big money" to me. In fact it has done the opposite. Surprise me to how little they have. Not in a "HA HA" kind of way but more in a "Why don't they have aspirations to change their situation" kind of way.
"Big money" is subjective. If I had 9 million right now I'd never have to work again. Thats all I want. I don't need a flashy life style to be satisfied, just more time doing stuff that isn't working. Like with 9 million I could pay off my mortgage and spend my summers camping/winters gaming.

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