Current Events > 500k but you now have Jon Arbuckle tier luck with women

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Blue_Inigo
11/10/21 2:18:48 PM
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Well? Is the money worth it?

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TeaMilk
11/10/21 2:19:43 PM
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Dating a hot successful veterinarian who witnessed me drink dog cum? Sure

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Rapid99
11/10/21 2:20:04 PM
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Wait, you think luck is the thing holding Jon back?

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Tappor
11/10/21 2:21:09 PM
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Does that mean I suddenly have a fat orange cat who loves lasagna and hates mondays

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The_Korey
11/10/21 2:21:59 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
Dating a hot successful veterinarian who witnessed me drink dog cum? Sure

When the cinnamon toast fuck did this happen???

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TheVipaGTS
11/10/21 2:23:44 PM
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John has been on Dates. that would be a huge upgrade for like 70% of CE.

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GATTJT
11/10/21 2:23:57 PM
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Irony
11/10/21 2:26:08 PM
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She better not want some fucking big wedding!

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Tyranthraxus
11/10/21 2:27:52 PM
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Wow an upgrade

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Questionmarktarius
11/10/21 2:28:28 PM
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Free money, and my dating prospects get better?
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Turbam
11/10/21 2:34:59 PM
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"On the farm, we used to give first-calf heifers a high protein supplement to help them deliver healthier calves," (Davis) said in a statement to BuzzFeed News. "The supplement was provided by our vet."
Since Liz is a vet, "I assumed that there would be a similar supplement for dogs," Davis said.
"So Jon is drinking a protein-enriched drink formulated for a pregnant dog."
That's why Liz mentions the "healthy" litter Jon would have -- because he had just drunk a supplement for pregnant dogs, not dog semen.
"There you have it!" Davis said.
The dream is dead

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Zikten
11/10/21 2:35:40 PM
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He already has better luck than I do. So it's win win
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TeaMilk
11/10/21 2:38:02 PM
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Turbam posted...
The dream is dead
Jim Davis BACKPEDALING

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Questionmarktarius
11/10/21 2:43:17 PM
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Did Lasagnacat ever do the "dog semen" one?
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Kiyune
11/10/21 2:55:14 PM
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first-calf heifers
At I thought I was reading something written by a certain person

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kingdrake2
11/10/21 3:01:53 PM
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Turbam posted...
The dream is dead


damn. at least there's still garfieldiator.
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Blue_Inigo
11/10/21 3:02:24 PM
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Turbam posted...
The dream is dead
Fake news. It's still semen to me goddammit

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Sheiky-Baby
11/10/21 3:03:57 PM
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GATTJT posted...
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/garfield-dog-semen-comic-strip
Another reason to love the 90's.

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ViewtifulGrave
11/10/21 3:04:15 PM
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The_Korey posted...
When the cinnamon toast fuck did this happen???


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