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Sheiky-Baby
11/12/21 8:04:09 AM
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Watched this with the family. Wife, and my daughter couldn't take it anymore and walked off looking at their phones, so I sat there and tried, and I really did try, to finish the rest of the film. I can't even think of one positive thing to say about this movie. I'm kind of lost for words on what to say, because it was so fucking awful. The cast, the humor, the story, everything. But don't take my word for it. It's on Disney+. People deserve a Purple Heart for finishing that shit.

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Tom Clark
11/12/21 8:05:40 AM
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Scotty_Rogers
11/12/21 8:05:47 AM
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Sweet Home Alabama

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Wii_Shaker
11/12/21 8:06:54 AM
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Yes. To the surprise of nobody.

They've really phoned in every movie after Home Alone 2 and even that one is kind of shitty.

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WingsOfGood
11/12/21 8:09:01 AM
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Hi I am dumb kid
I hurt adults
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Flauros
11/12/21 8:21:27 AM
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Sheiky-Baby
11/12/21 10:46:27 AM
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Flauros posted...
Did any of the old cast at least do a cameo?
Yes. But it's not worth watching the movie for. It's like spending thousands on scratch offs, only to win $20 in the end. Just wait until someone uploads the scene/clip on youtube.

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CrimsonWaffle
11/12/21 10:48:56 AM
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Why even bother with this when the original exists?

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Sheiky-Baby
11/12/21 10:53:19 AM
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The guy responsible writing this horseshit. Oozes "I wrote this on my laptop in Starbucks"

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LightHawKnight
11/12/21 12:53:39 PM
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The trailer looked horrible, so not shocking.

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Umbreon
11/12/21 1:02:45 PM
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Home Alone.

Now there's a movie that didn't need any sequels. Well, 2 wasn't bad. But that honestly should have been the end of it.

Macaulay is in his 40s now. Let's be honest, Kevin and the Wet Bandits carry the show. There's a reason no one cares about Home Alone 3.

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CE_gonna_CE
11/12/21 1:03:57 PM
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Lairen
11/12/21 1:04:33 PM
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I want a horror movie where adults break in and torture the kid but he gets free and uses everything they tortured him with to kill them.

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Super Saiyan 3 Goku
11/12/21 1:08:57 PM
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Grew up on the OG Home Alone and Kevin McAllister was our hero as kids. We all wanted to be him.

The second one was fine IMO, but the series went into freefall with the third. I don't know why the hell they keep making them.

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yusiko
11/12/21 1:11:37 PM
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Super Saiyan 3 Goku posted...
Grew up on the OG Home Alone and Kevin McAllister was our hero as kids. We all wanted to be him.

The second one was fine IMO, but the series went into freefall with the third. I don't know why the hell they keep making them.


i liked the third one
it had its charms but it wasnt as good as the OG
but its also an early film for scarjo who went on to be the highest paid actress in hollywood

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Sheiky-Baby
11/12/21 1:25:14 PM
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Wow, I did not know Malcom McDowell was the main villain in the 5th installment. I may check it out just for him.

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Tom Clark
11/13/21 3:47:01 AM
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Sheiky-Baby posted...
Wow, I did not know Malcom McDowell was the main villain in the 5th installment. I may check it out just for him.

Wait, what? Why did nobody tell me this?

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bover_87
11/13/21 5:49:55 AM
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The ads for it even look like shit so...

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WeeWeiWiiWie
11/13/21 6:20:22 AM
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bover_87 posted...
The ads for it even look like shit so...

Yeah, ads made even secret life of pets look like it was gonna be good, so that says something.

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Zanzenburger
11/13/21 6:57:23 AM
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I haven't heard of this.

*Looks it up*

Oh sweet, Kimmy Schmidt is in this?

*Keeps looking*

Man that kid has such a punchable grin and face.



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CE_gonna_CE
11/13/21 1:15:37 PM
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Sheiky-Baby posted...
Wow, I did not know Malcom McDowell was the main villain in the 5th installment. I may check it out just for him.
Based on that IMDB rating, not sure even Mr McDowell can get me to waste time on that one. Think Ill still pass, unless Im really drunk or something

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