Current Events > What if: Your new girlfriend's cat talks, but only you can hear it.

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He's very verbally abusive towards you. He says things like:

"You goofy fuck. You will never, ever be good enough for her. You're lucky she even stands being in the same room as you."

"*lick lick* Yeah get an eyefull you pathetic bastard. *lick lick* You WISH you could lick your own nuts. Fucking pervert."

"Get me a goddamn treat, you piece of shit. You worthless pile of dirt. I should bury one of my turds in you."

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I'd give him scritches and make him like me over timr

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Doe posted...

I'd give him scritches and make him like me over timr

"Yeah, that's right. Scratch my fucking back, god damn you. This is the only fucking thing you're good for, you waste of skin."

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"You fucking useless idiot. What could she possibly see in you? You're just a dildo that talks and eats. Stop being a waste of space, asshole."

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are you okay bro

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Isnt this, broadly speaking, the plot of the show Wilfred? Only with a dog instead of a cat?

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MrToothHasYou posted...

Isnt this, broadly speaking, the plot of the show Wilfred? Only with a dog instead of a cat?

Elijah Wood's character saw Wilfred as a man in a dog suit, and there was that other guy that could see him that way too. Plus they went on adventures.

In this situation, you see the cat as a cat, but you can hear him talk. And he just acts like a cat.

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