Current Events > "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas" was written by an asshole

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Ain't nobody want to shovel snow. You can take your "white" christmas and shove it. I'll take a green, grey, windy, hell, even rainy christmas over a snowy one any day of the week.

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It's about cum

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Turbam posted...

It's about cum

I mean, if Santa did land on your roof, then he certainly came on you your house.
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pogo_rabid posted...

Ain't nobody want to shovel snow. You can take your "white" christmas and shove it. I'll take a green, grey, windy, hell, even rainy christmas over a snowy one any day of the week.

That's a miserable outlook. I'd love a white christmas. Not 10ft of fucking snow but enough to cover the ground and melt by 3pm.

I live in area where that's possible it just never happens.

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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

That's a miserable outlook. I'd love a white christmas. Not 10ft of fucking snow but enough to cover the ground and melt by 3pm.

I live in area where that's possible it just never happens.

yeah but that's not a white christmas, that'd be like patches of white with grass and other shit poking through, not to mention the areas around trees. To get full coverage you'd need at least 6-7 inches which is a pain in the ass.

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Well damnit we have to meet in the middle. 2-3 inches covers my ground unless you leave weeds and shit. It's still white enough and i'll take it.

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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Well damnit we have to meet in the middle. 2-3 inches covers my ground unless you leave weeds and shit. It's still white enough and i'll take it.

This.

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This will be my first year as a driver, so my outlook on snow may change considerably in the near future. I still like the idea of a White Christmas, but perhaps that will change soon.

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Finally, someone who sees things from my point of view

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PiOverlord posted...

This will be my first year as a driver, so my outlook on snow may change considerably in the near future. I still like the idea of a White Christmas, but perhaps that will change soon.

Enjoy sliding in to a pole, you always think those people are idiots until it happens to you.

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Alteres posted...

Enjoy sliding in to a pole, you always think those people are idiots until it happens to you.

Oh god, I hope not! I definitely am going to take it slow on the road during snow and definitely ice, much to the annoyance of those behind me probably.

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I just don't drive when it snows. People in the desert think they can still drive 75mph on icy roads.

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when we get an ice storm on christmas, it goes

may your days be merry and spicy
and may all your christmases be icy

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Speak for your self asshole.

With all the rain we had, we have to have 5-6 feet of snow on ground this winter.

Pro-tip: you only need to shovel away snow if you have to go somewhere, so just stay home for Christmas because nothing except for a few essential services is open anyways.

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PiOverlord posted...

Oh god, I hope not! I definitely am going to take it slow on the road during snow and definitely ice, much to the annoyance of those behind me probably.

lol, the last time it happened to me was living in South Carolina. Hadnt driven in snow for 5-7 years.

I was going literally two miles per hour. Car just couldnt get traction. Just slid at a walking pace into the dinky road sign at the end of the apartment complex.

Embarrassing as hell. Especially because it was so slow.

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Alteres posted...

lol, the last time it happened to me was living in South Carolina. Hadnt driven in snow for 5-7 years.

I was going literally two miles per hour. Car just couldnt get traction. Just slid at a walking pace into the dinky road sign at the end of the apartment complex.

Embarrassing as hell. Especially because it was so slow.

Damn! Were there any onlookers, or did you get out of it without anybody knowing? I hope since you were going so slow, there wasn't any real damage to the car, right?

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